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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,206
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,045
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,040
Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Insightful Perspective
- By Anonymous User on 27-06-2019
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The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Blue mages learn skills from beasts. This is the story of one fortunate enough to be taken in by dragons....
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5 out of 5 stars
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this book is like the best trashy fan fiction.
- By mcrackar on 15-09-2018
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 122
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 118
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A standout LitRPG with a fun twist
- By Ryan on 10-03-2018
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How to Be Black
- By: Baratunde Thurston
- Narrated by: Baratunde Thurston
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Beyond memoir, this guidebook offers practical advice on everything from "How to Be the Black Friend" to "How to Be the (Next) Black President" to "How to Celebrate Black History Month"....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!
- By Anonymous User on 09-10-2019
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,206
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,045
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,040
Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Insightful Perspective
- By Anonymous User on 27-06-2019
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The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Blue mages learn skills from beasts. This is the story of one fortunate enough to be taken in by dragons....
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5 out of 5 stars
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this book is like the best trashy fan fiction.
- By mcrackar on 15-09-2018
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 122
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 118
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A standout LitRPG with a fun twist
- By Ryan on 10-03-2018
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How to Be Black
- By: Baratunde Thurston
- Narrated by: Baratunde Thurston
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Beyond memoir, this guidebook offers practical advice on everything from "How to Be the Black Friend" to "How to Be the (Next) Black President" to "How to Celebrate Black History Month"....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!
- By Anonymous User on 09-10-2019
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 116
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spat my coffee out laughing. RIP coffee.
- By Anonymous User on 03-05-2019
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Riding the Elephant
- A Memoir of Altercations, Humiliations, Hallucinations, and Observations
- By: Craig Ferguson
- Narrated by: Craig Ferguson
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story5 out of 5 stars 17
From the comedian, actor, and former host of The Late Late Show comes an irreverent, lyrical memoir in essays featuring his signature wit....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Genuine
- By Anonymous User on 03-10-2019
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Win Bigly
- Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter
- By: Scott Adams
- Narrated by: Scott Adams
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
Win Bigly is a field guide for persuading others in any situation - or resisting the tactics of emotional persuasion when they’re used on you. This revised edition features a bonus chapter that assesses just how well Adams foresaw the outcomes of Trump’s tactics....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Just read 'Influence' by Robert Cialdini instead
- By Anonymous User on 27-02-2019
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Outrageous Openness
- Letting the Divine Take the Lead
- By: Tosha Silver
- Narrated by: Tosha Silver
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story5 out of 5 stars 51
A compilation of funny, irreverently reverent stories on aligning with the Divine in daily life. For the passionately spiritual and bemusedly skeptical alike....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A portrait of faith.
- By Karen on 13-01-2017
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American on Purpose
- The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
- By: Craig Ferguson
- Narrated by: Craig Ferguson
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story5 out of 5 stars 39
In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson talks a red, white, and blue streak about everything our Founding Fathers feared....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just read it
- By Romney on 28-07-2018
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Red Dwarf
- Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
- By: Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
- Narrated by: Chris Barrie
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 165
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 158
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Story5 out of 5 stars 157
When Lister got drunk, he really got drunk! After celebrating his birthday with a Monopoly-board pub crawl around London, he came to in a burger bar on one of Saturns moons....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best audiobook in the universe
- By Kai1 on 15-09-2016
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The Path to Pride with Lance Bass and Nikki Levy
- By: Lance Bass, Nikki Levy, Frank DeCaro, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Recorded live at the Los Angeles storytelling series Don't Tell My Mother, this special brings you heartwarming (and funny!) stories of coming out and being prideful.
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Critical Failures V
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 5
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4 out of 5 stars 19
Many view "hitting rock bottom" as a foundation on which to rebuild one's life, a place from which one can only ascend. Gamers know to search for a secret door leading down to the sewer....
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3 out of 5 stars
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bit disappointed
- By steven on 03-02-2018
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Douglas Adams
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
Kate Schechter would like to know why everyone she meets knows her name - and why Thor, the Norse god...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Made me look mad laughing out loud on the street.
- By RobDPostal on 26-10-2018
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Dumpty
- The Age of Trump in Verse
- By: John Lithgow
- Narrated by: John Lithgow
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Award-winning actor and best-selling author John Lithgow wields a whip-smart, satirical pen in this poetic diatribe chronicling the last few abysmal years in politics....
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The End of the World Is Nigh
- By: Tony Moyle
- Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus. No one’s heard of Philibert Montmorency. One was a legend. The other, not so much.... A newly discovered Nostradamus prophecy has taken the internet by storm thanks to "The Oblivion Doctrine", a group of online conspiracy theorists....
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Space Team: The Search for Splurt
- By: Barry J. Hutchison
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
Cal Carver, petty-criminal turned space adventurer, is on a suicide mission - and he really hates suicide missions. But this time it's to save his best buddy, Splurt....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love Space Team
- By Jas on 16-09-2017
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Aliens of Extraordinary Ability
- By: Maeve Higgins, Shaina Feinberg, Cristela Alonzo, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Original Recording
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Funny, sad and brilliantly human, this timely original series follows five friends – lovable but sometimes infuriating - as they make a life for themselves in New York City....
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Gumption
- Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 60
After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Inspiring
- By Adrianne Jerrett on 03-09-2016
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After On
- A Novel of Silicon Valley
- By: Rob Reid
- Narrated by: Sean Kenin, January LaVoy, Felicia Day, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 67
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 63
Meet Phluttr - a diabolically addictive new social network and a villainess, heroine, enemy, and/or bestie to millions....
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2 out of 5 stars
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yawn
- By Ant OSullivan on 15-04-2018
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Whose Boat Is This Boat?
- Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
- By: The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
- Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children's book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Nobel Prize For Literature?
- By Paul on 09-11-2018
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Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep
- Revised Satirical Version
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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What if you’d never heard of this parable before? Would you still think the same way? Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel....
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Harassment Architecture
- By: Mike Ma
- Narrated by: Shazam Watkins
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2
Harassment Architecture has been described as an almost plotless and violent march against what the author calls the "lowerworld". Written in many small to medium sized chapters, it's the story of a man who aims to usher in collapse....
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64th Man
- Starring John Cena and Anna Chlumsky
- By: Bryan Tucker, Zack Phillips
- Narrated by: John Cena, Anna Chlumsky, Jane Curtin, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
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64th Man is an Audible Original starring the world-famous and powerfully funny John Cena, Emmy-nominated actress Anna Chlumsky (Veep), comedy legend Jane Curtin, and an all-star cast of Saturday Night Live performers and alums....
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Hey Ladies!
- The Story of 8 Best Friends, 1 Year, and Way, Way Too Many Emails
- By: Michelle Markowitz, Caroline Moss
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Carly Robins, Susannah Jones, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 5
Based on the column of the same name that appeared in The Toast, Hey Ladies! is a laugh-out-loud listen that follows a fictitious group of eight 20- and-30-something female friends for one year of holidays, summer house rentals, dates, brunches, breakups....
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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
- A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information
- By: The Onion
- Narrated by: Avery Sanford, June Bunt
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Just in time for the death of the publishing industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need....
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Suck Less
- Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
- By: Willam Belli, Neil Patrick Harris - foreword
- Narrated by: Willam Belli
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give her your money!!!
- By LauraGrace93 on 04-11-2016
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How to Cope with Mitchell and Webb
- By: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
- Narrated by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4 out of 5 stars 23
David Mitchell and Robert Webb tackle various subject matters in a How to Cope with... guide, talking you through every day scenarios and situations....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great listen
- By Monique on 18-04-2019
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Naked
- By: David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Welcome to the hilarious, strange, elegiac, outrageous world of David Sedaris....
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4 out of 5 stars
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another entertaining sedaris book
- By Anonymous User on 23-01-2019
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Napalm & Silly Putty
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness....
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Shopping for a Billionaire
- By: Julia Kent
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4 out of 5 stars 14
Ever meet a hot billionaire while your hand's in a toilet in the men's room of one of his stores? No? So it really is just me. Hmm....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not my cup of tea.
- By Anonymous User on 02-10-2019
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Circles in Hell, Books 1-4
- The Boxed Set Edition
- By: Mark Cain
- Narrated by: Michael Gilboe
- Length: 36 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
Travel with Steve, doomed for eternity to serve as hell’s Mr. Fixit, on a wild ride through the circles of hell in this best-selling, humorous fantasy series....
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1 out of 5 stars
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couldnt get past chapter 3. narrator sounds like
- By Anonymous User on 09-09-2018
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The Giddy Death of the Gays & the Strange Demise of Straights
- By: Redfern Jon Barrett
- Narrated by: Fiona Thraille
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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A satirical romp through the lives of 20-something queer ne'er-do-wells in Wales. When Dom and his straight roommate fall in love, their lives are transformed into a queer chaos....
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Nino Culotta's They're a Weird Mob
- By: John O'Grady
- Narrated by: Henri Szeps
- Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
They're a Weird Mob chronicles the hilarious attempts of an English-speaking Italian migrant coming to grips with the Australian way of life....
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3 out of 5 stars
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not the full version
- By William Hyatt on 22-10-2019
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Managed Care
- By: Joe Barrett
- Narrated by: Keith Barbaria
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the 33-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess-match feud with management....
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Dumped, Actually
- By: Nick Spalding
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4 out of 5 stars 7
When Ollie Sweet is very publicly dumped by ‘The One’, his seemingly perfect world dissolves into misery, self-pity, and a bizarre rooftop meeting with a suicidal man in flip-flops. While most would seek out the support of loved ones at such a torrid time....
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Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time
- Circles In Hell, Book 7
- By: Mark Cain
- Narrated by: Michael Gilboe
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when Heaven’s hardest working saint is forced to take a vacation? In Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time, a reluctant Simon Peter heads for Aruba and a week in the sun. There, he encounters danger, romance, intrigue....
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64th Man
- Starring John Cena and Anna Chlumsky
- By: Bryan Tucker, Zack Phillips
- Narrated by: John Cena, Anna Chlumsky, Jane Curtin, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
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In sports, everybody loves redemption stories, the underdog who no one believes in but through sheer hard work wins it all. But no one tells the stories of the players who work hard and don’t make it. In pro football, 53 guys get on the roster. Ten make it to the practice squad. And then there’s the 64th Man - that’s Billy Logan (Cena), who seems to always be one spot from glory.
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Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep
- Revised Satirical Version
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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What if you’d never heard of this parable before? Would you still think the same way? Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel. Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes, these parables aim to reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe...with a smattering of versions just for the pun of it.
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Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time
- Circles In Hell, Book 7
- By: Mark Cain
- Narrated by: Michael Gilboe
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when Heaven’s hardest working saint is forced to take a vacation? In Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time, a reluctant Simon Peter heads for Aruba and a week in the sun. There, he encounters danger, romance, intrigue...and of course comedy. Magic, miracles, sunbathing, and golf, they all happen in this tropical adventure.
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Not the Christmas Story
- A Comedic Christmas Caper
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The gospel according to St. John Spencer: And there were shoppers abiding in Audible, keeping watch over their purchases by night. And lo, the cover of this book came upon their scrolling, and the humor of the book shone round about them, and they were sore afraid of spending more money. And the cover said unto them, “Fear not: For, behold, I bring you good tidings of great laughter, which shall be to all purchasers of this book.”
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Not the Christmas Story, Volume 1
- An Alternative Advent Devotional
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook features 30 unique twists on the Christmas story to reawaken the wonder, restore the joy, and highlight the misconceptions that have crept into our modern narrative. Together with raw and vulnerable daily devotions to touch the hardest of hearts, may this little book open your eyes afresh to Christ in the mess at Christmess.
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Passable in Pink
- By: Mike Sacks
- Narrated by: Gillian Jacobs, Adam Scott, Bobby Moynihan, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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When love reigns supreme in Northridge High just outside Chicago, by the lake, it happens beneath the soft, pink-infused spotlights hovering over that most special night of the year - prom night. Passable in Pink is an Audible Original from New York Times best-selling author Mike Sacks (Stinker Lets Loose!). Sacks has teamed up once again with director Eric Jason Martin (Stinker Lets Loose!, Heads Will Roll) to adapt a forgotten John Hughes-type 1983 movie into a fully immersive cinematic audio experience, with an epic all-star cast.
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64th Man
- Starring John Cena and Anna Chlumsky
- By: Bryan Tucker, Zack Phillips
- Narrated by: John Cena, Anna Chlumsky, Jane Curtin, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
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In sports, everybody loves redemption stories, the underdog who no one believes in but through sheer hard work wins it all. But no one tells the stories of the players who work hard and don’t make it. In pro football, 53 guys get on the roster. Ten make it to the practice squad. And then there’s the 64th Man - that’s Billy Logan (Cena), who seems to always be one spot from glory.
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Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep
- Revised Satirical Version
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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What if you’d never heard of this parable before? Would you still think the same way? Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel. Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes, these parables aim to reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe...with a smattering of versions just for the pun of it.
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Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time
- Circles In Hell, Book 7
- By: Mark Cain
- Narrated by: Michael Gilboe
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when Heaven’s hardest working saint is forced to take a vacation? In Saint Peter Takes a Holiday, or It's About Time, a reluctant Simon Peter heads for Aruba and a week in the sun. There, he encounters danger, romance, intrigue...and of course comedy. Magic, miracles, sunbathing, and golf, they all happen in this tropical adventure.
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Not the Christmas Story
- A Comedic Christmas Caper
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The gospel according to St. John Spencer: And there were shoppers abiding in Audible, keeping watch over their purchases by night. And lo, the cover of this book came upon their scrolling, and the humor of the book shone round about them, and they were sore afraid of spending more money. And the cover said unto them, “Fear not: For, behold, I bring you good tidings of great laughter, which shall be to all purchasers of this book.”
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Not the Christmas Story, Volume 1
- An Alternative Advent Devotional
- By: John Spencer
- Narrated by: John Spencer
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook features 30 unique twists on the Christmas story to reawaken the wonder, restore the joy, and highlight the misconceptions that have crept into our modern narrative. Together with raw and vulnerable daily devotions to touch the hardest of hearts, may this little book open your eyes afresh to Christ in the mess at Christmess.
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Passable in Pink
- By: Mike Sacks
- Narrated by: Gillian Jacobs, Adam Scott, Bobby Moynihan, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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When love reigns supreme in Northridge High just outside Chicago, by the lake, it happens beneath the soft, pink-infused spotlights hovering over that most special night of the year - prom night. Passable in Pink is an Audible Original from New York Times best-selling author Mike Sacks (Stinker Lets Loose!). Sacks has teamed up once again with director Eric Jason Martin (Stinker Lets Loose!, Heads Will Roll) to adapt a forgotten John Hughes-type 1983 movie into a fully immersive cinematic audio experience, with an epic all-star cast.
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A Matter of Will
- By: Rod Carley
- Narrated by: Rod Carley
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Will Crosswell's decision to pursue acting shattered his father's dream of him being a useful adult. When we first meet the young Will he is a wolf in wolf's clothing. But in the ensuing years, from relationships to the theatre, his life has become one shipwreck after another. Dumped by his fiancée and desperate to pay the rent, he finds himself taking a job on the bottom rung of the Great Chain of Being - a telemarketer. The satire becomes serious when Will hits rock bottom.
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The Cover Up
- By: Oscar Sparrow
- Narrated by: Oscar Sparrow
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children's TV celebrity, escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Police chiefs, counselors, and politicos stand in tear-stained sincerity with the common people. Viktor Pinupskin of Russia offers a genetically modified bear cub with his own face as a substitute. Internet bots urge a vote and attempt to sway the masses. Chaos and panic threaten to destroy the economy.
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Jonathan Swift's Classic: A Modest Proposal (Annotated) with a Historical Introduction
- By: Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: Audra Fontana
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1729, Swift published A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland Being a Burden on Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick known today as A Modest Proposal. In this satire, Swift grotesquely suggests how the poor could solve the problem of their numerous families which they are struggling to feed.
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Uninvited
- Confessions of a Hollywood Party Crasher
- By: Adrian Maher
- Narrated by: Adrian Maher
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Uninvited uses all the author’s skills as a veteran reporter, television producer, private investigator, archivist, and humorous storyteller to reveal the unseen capers, snafus, and mishaps behind Hollywood’s palace gates against a backdrop of America’s fascination with celebrity culture. And it exposes the personal struggles of an adrenaline-addicted gatecrasher facing perpetual moral challenges, physical dangers, and psychological stressors that culminate in near disaster.
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Dabbs Double: DITD & MVIR
- By: Pete Sortwell
- Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double: DITD & MVIR and experience the compelling world of The Office Idiot and The Village Idiot.
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The Rebound List (A Steamy Romantic Women's Fiction Novel)
- Undateables, Book 2
- By: L. Moone
- Narrated by: Sasha White
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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After nearly four years with Jeff, everything fell apart. For the first time in my adult life, I found myself single, scared, but liberated as well. Rather than stumble into another ill advised relationship, I would spend the next few months "finding myself" sexually. This is how The Rebound List came to be. A virgin, a silver fox, a stranger and a threesome - these are the experiences I chose. It’s my very own naughty bucket list. A series of challenges set for myself, to figure out what I want out of men and relationships.
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Dumpty
- The Age of Trump in Verse
- By: John Lithgow
- Narrated by: John Lithgow
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Award-winning actor and best-selling author John Lithgow wields a whip-smart, satirical pen in this poetic diatribe chronicling the last few abysmal years in politics. With lacerating wit, he takes listeners verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency, lampooning the likes of Betsy DeVos, Anthony Scaramucci, Scott Pruitt, Paul Manafort, Trump's doctors, and many others. Illustrated with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings, the poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, and many more.
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Parking the Moose
- One American's Epic Quest to Uncover His Incredible Canadian Roots
- By: Dave Hill
- Narrated by: Dave Hill
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Dave Hill was born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio. But his grandfather was from Canada. Inspired by a publisher's payment of several hundred dollars (Canadian) in cash, Dave has traveled all over Canada, reconnecting with his heritage in such places as Montreal, Moose Jaw, Regina, Winnipeg, and Merrickville, meeting a range of Canadians, touching things he probably shouldn't, and having adventures too numerous and rich in detail to be done justice in this blurb. The result, he promises, is "the greatest Canada-based literary thrill ride of your lifetime".
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Movies (And Other Things)
- By: Shea Serrano
- Narrated by: Mario Toscano
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Movies (And Other Things) is a book about, quite frankly, movies (and other things). One of the chapters, for example, answers which race Kevin Costner was able to white savior the best, because did you know that he white saviors Mexicans in McFarland, USA, and white saviors Native Americans in Dances with Wolves, and white saviors Black people in Black or White, and white saviors the Cleveland Browns in Draft Day? Another of the chapters creates a special version of the Academy Awards specifically for rom-coms, the most underrated movie genre of all.
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Rebel Without A Bra: Scotland Has Been Invaded Will It Ever Be the Same Again?
- Planet Hy Man, Book 2
- By: Kerrie Noor
- Narrated by: Beverley Murray
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Mex is heading for the Edinburgh Festival in search of Legless. Hot on her heels is Beryl a leader who has already dropped Mex in it once and now plans to do so again. Beryl must make contact with Mex before Mex finds Legless; retrieve the spark plug but not Legless, find a way back to Planet Hy Man, without Legless and save her planet. And all before the Edinburgh Festival finishes! A feat made near impossible when considering her arch-rival Hilda, a woman as ruthless as a politician (and with the same dress sense) has access to every high- tech spying equipment going.
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All Jokes Aside, Volume 1
- What’s Wrong with a Little Destruction?
- By: Alastair Mitchell
- Narrated by: Brian Stent
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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In Copperfield City, everything has a dark side. Even murder. One death will bring together a collection of morally dubious characters and make them ask the question, are they on a path of redemption or self-destruction? That, and what time to meet at the pub. All Jokes Aside: What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? is the first book in the Copperfield City series. In it, you get a fast-paced and darkly humorous look at what a city looks like when everyone's best trait is the worst thing about them.
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Divorcees.Biz
- By: Eileen Thornton
- Narrated by: Teresa-May Whittaker
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Fueled by failed relationships and a bit of booze-induced brilliance, thirty-something divorcees Connie, Jenny, Lucy, and Sadie decide to launch their own dating agency. But will the enterprise solve their problems, or bring a whole lot more? And at the end of the day, will any of the four ladies find the man of their dreams?