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After On: A Novel of Silicon Valley

• UNABRIDGED (22 hrs and 4 mins)
• By Rob Reid
• Narrated By Sean Kenin, January LaVoy, Felicia Day, and others
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Meet Phluttr - a diabolically addictive new social network and a villainess, heroine, enemy, and/or bestie to millions. Phluttr has ingested every fact and message ever sent to, from, and about her innumerable users. Her capabilities astound her makers - and they don't even know the tenth of it. But what's the purpose of this stunning creation? Is it a front for something even darker and more powerful than the NSA?

Error Australis

• UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 16 mins)
• By Ben Pobjie
• Narrated By Jim Pike

Australia is a proud country full of proud people, but exactly what are we proud of? Comedian and history buff Ben Pobjie delves deep into Australia's past and has a good old rummage amongst the nation's personal effects. With wit, perspicacity and a healthily elastic attitude to historical accuracy, the great saga of Australia is unravelled like an old woolly jumper. For anyone who snoozed through history class at school, this is the book to get you all caught up.

I'm Judging You: The Do-Better Manual

• UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 37 mins)
• By Luvvie Ajayi
• Narrated By Luvvie Ajayi
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With over 500,000 readers a month at her enormously popular blog, AwesomelyLuvvie.com, Luvvie Ajayi is a go-to source for smart takes on pop culture. I'm Judging You is her debut book of humorous essays that dissects our cultural obsessions and calls out bad behavior in our increasingly digital, connected lives - from the importance of the newest Shonda Rhimes television drama to serious discussions of race and media representation to what to do about your fool cousin sharing casket pictures from Grandma's wake on Facebook.

Black Privilege: Opportunity Comes to Those Who Create It

• UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 46 mins)
• By Charlamagne Tha God
• Narrated By Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God - the self-proclaimed "Prince of Pissing People Off", co-host of Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club, and "hip-hop's Howard Stern" - shares his unlikely success story as well as how embracing one's truths is a fundamental key to success and happiness.

Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter

• UNABRIDGED (10 hrs)
• By Scott Adams
• Narrated By Scott Adams

Trump triggered massive cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias on both the left and the right. We're hardwired to respond to emotion, not reason. We might listen to 10 percent of a speech - a hand gesture here, a phrase there - and if the right buttons are pushed, we decide we agree with the speaker and invent reasons to justify that decision after the fact. The point isn't whether Trump was right or wrong, good or bad. Win Bigly goes beyond politics to look at persuasion tools that can work in any setting.

Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way

• Abridged/Unabridged (5 hrs and 26 mins)
• By Willam Belli, Neil Patrick Harris - foreword
• Narrated By Willam Belli

The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person.

Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

• UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 33 mins)
• By Grace Helbig
• Narrated By Grace Helbig

Infused with her trademark saucy, sweet, and funny voice, Grace’s Guide is a tongue-in-cheek handbook for millennials, encompassing everything a young or new (or regular or old) adult needs to know, from surviving a breakup to recovering from a hangover. Read by the author in her inimitable style, Grace’s Guide features interactive elements and exclusive stories from Grace’s own misadventures - like losing her virginity solely because her date took her to a Macaroni Grill - and many other hilarious lessons she learned the hard way.

Wellmania: Misadventures in the Search for Wellness

• UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 58 mins)
• By Brigid Delaney
• Narrated By Marla Jane Lynch
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Cold-pressed juices, paleo, hot yoga, colonics, mindfulness, silent retreats...does any of this stuff actually work? Feeling exhausted, anxious and out of shape, journalist Brigid Delaney decides to find out for herself. Travelling the world and starting with a brutal 101-day fast, she tries it all...figuring out what is helpful and what is just expensive hype.

American Babe: A White Girl Problems Book

• UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 13 mins)
• By Babe Walker
• Narrated By Tavia Gilbert
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After a freak accident that was definitely not Babe's fault, her estranged mother offers her the perfect escape from LA: an invite to her grandfather's 80th birthday party in Maryland, of all places. Babe's journey throws her headlong into elementary school classrooms full of small, unfashionable people; pizza buffet restaurants that will haunt her nightmares; and eventually back to Los Angeles, thank goodness.

The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life

• UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 51 mins)
• By Dom Mazzetti
• Narrated By Dom Mazzetti
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For years bros, meatheads, and gym rats around the world have posed pressing questions: What can you bench? Can I skip leg day? What goes in this protein shake? And, importantly, do you even lift, bro? At long last, answers to these questions and more can be found in one handy volume - The Swoly Bible, written by the Internet's favorite gym expert/literary genius, Dom Mazzetti. In it, Mazzetti lays out the truth about how to make gains in the gym and in your life.

Yurope! Hillary's Invasion

• UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 53 mins)
• By Michael Wood
• Narrated By Michael Saint Wood
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In Yurope! Hillary's Invasion, Thomas D. is the last self-sufficient man in America. The illiterate masses of humanoid gelatin surround him on their government assigned wheel chairs and clap rapturously as more and more of their freedoms are taken away in the pursuit of comfort. The first female American president, Hillary Clinton, is elected. At the same time, a mysterious stranger named Kuzen calls upon Thomas to liberate the country of Ungland.

Barack's Apocalypse: Yurope 2

• UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 6 mins)
• By Michael Saint Wood
• Narrated By Michael Saint Wood
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What if Trayvon Martin survived and George Zimmerman died in his place? What if President Barack Obama accidentally transformed African Americans into horrific, Lovecraftian abominations while trying to make them all light skinned? Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, President Barack Obama, Bill Cosby and dozens of other real life pillars of black community meet and clash in this satirical epic by the author of Yurope!: Hillary's Invasion.

Critical Failures IV: The Phantom Pinas: Caverns and Creatures, Book 4

• UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 33 mins)
• By Robert Bevan
• Narrated By Jonathan Sleep
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The adventure continues. Tim and the C and C gang face their most difficult challenges yet. Horses die. Eyeballs are eaten. People are urinated on. A god is born.

The Screwtape Letters

• UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 38 mins)
• By C.S. Lewis
• Narrated By Ralph Cosham

A masterpiece of satire, this classic has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below". At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old Devil to his nephew, Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man.

Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

• UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 15 mins)
• By Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
• Narrated By Chris Barrie

When Lister got drunk, he really got drunk! After celebrating his birthday with a Monopoly-board pub crawl around London, he came to in a burger bar on one of Saturns moons, wearing a lady's pink crimplene hat and a pair of yellow fishing waders, with no money and a passport in the name of "Emily Berkenstein". Joining the Space Corps seemed a good idea.

Naked

• ABRIDGED (3 hrs and 4 mins)
• By David Sedaris
• Narrated By David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris

Welcome to the hilarious, strange, elegiac, outrageous world of David Sedaris. In Naked, Sedaris turns the current mania for the memoir on its proverbial ear, mining the exceedingly rich terrain of his life, his family, and his unique worldview, a sensibility at once take-no-prisoners sharp and deeply charitable.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Live in Concert

• ORIGINAL (1 hr and 13 mins)
• By Douglas Adams
• Narrated By Douglas Adams

Author Douglas Adams kidnapped an audience and held them hostage for 90 minutes at London's Almeida Theatre. The audience members were subjected to extremely hot August temperatures and Adams's dramatic solo performances of excerpts and scenes from his wildly funny Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy.

The Giddy Death of the Gays & the Strange Demise of Straights

• UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 22 mins)
• By Redfern Jon Barrett
• Narrated By Fiona Thraille

A satirical romp through the lives of 20-something queer ne'er-do-wells in Wales. Caroline and her Dom live out their normal lives among the poverty, alcoholics, and street preachers of Swansea. But when Dom and his straight roommate fall in love - a passionate, secret, nonsexual love - their lives are transformed into a queer chaos. The battle between preachers and drag queens, skinheads and sex workers, boyfriend and girlfriend, is set to change the city forever in an inventive story that embraces queer life today.

The Raw Vegan Bible: Detoxify Your Body and Achieve a Higher Level of Consciousness with Raw Vegan Foods!

• UNABRIDGED (22 mins)
• By Dr. David "Greens" Conner
• Narrated By Matt Stone

It's a proven fact that people who eat a raw vegan diet live longer, never age, and make approximately a million dollars or more each year (eat more greens, make more green). Now you, too, can learn the secrets of the perfect human diet in The Raw Vegan Bible by esteemed author (and super cool musician), Dr. David "Greens" Connor. Learn why enzymes are the key to increasing vitality and raising your Kundalini energy.

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

• UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 42 mins)
• By Nick Offerman
• Narrated By Nick Offerman
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The star of Parks and Recreation and author of the New York Times best seller Paddle Your Own Canoe returns with a second book that humorously highlights 21 figures from our nation's history, from her inception to present day - Nick's personal pantheon of "great Americans".

Dear Fahrenheit 451: Love and Heartbreak in the Stacks

• UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 35 mins)
• By Annie Spence
• Narrated By Stephanie Spicer

Librarians spend their lives weeding - not weeds, but books - books that have reached the end of their shelf life both literally and figuratively. They remove books that patrons no longer check out, and they put back books they treasure. Annie Spence, who has a decade of experience as a Midwestern librarian, does this not only at her Michigan library but also at home, for her neighbors, at cocktail parties - everywhere. In Dear Fahrenheit 451, she addresses those books directly.

Hitler Saved My Life

• UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 13 mins)
• By Jim Riswold
• Narrated By Jeffrey Kafer

Warning: This book makes jokes about the Third Reich, the Reign of Terror, World War I, cancer, Millard Fillmore, and Chernobyl. When advertising legend Jim Riswold is stricken with leukemia and prostate cancer, he quits the business that made him famous to become a "fake artist", creating a controversial body of work with a controversial cast of characters, from Hitler to Mao to Kim Jong-Il. It was a decision that would save his life.

American Rhapsody

• ABRIDGED (6 hrs and 3 mins)
• By Joe Eszterhas
• Narrated By Joe Eszterhas, Ed Asner, Nina Foch, and others

If the Watergate scandal was a national nightmare, then maybe the Clinton scandal was a national wet dream, and who better to narrate it than the screenwriter Joe Eszterhas? In American Rhapsody, Eszterhas, whose credits include Basic Instinct and Showgirls, takes us through the events that threatened to topple a president. From scandalmongers Matt Drudge and Ken Starr, to his final, unimpeachable witness, Willard - none other than President Clinton's talking penis - Eszterhas gives us the goods.

Resisting the Challenges of the 21st Century: How Much Extra Does No Cheese Cost?

• UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 22 mins)
• By Rembert N. Parker
• Narrated By Mike Norgaard

Do everyday annoyances make you want to tear out what's left of your hair? Author and comic book store owner Rembert N. Parker feels your pain, and he's here to give you a piece of his mind. With dry wit and hilarious adages, Parker tackles an eclectic mix of topics, from Academy Award mistakes to using sci-fi principles on Supreme Court decisions. If you like observational humor, expanding your point of view, and in-depth looks at the past, present, and future, then you'll love Rembert N. Parker's side-splitting stories.

My Way: The Chronicles of a Regular American Guy: May 3, 2017, Book 2

• UNABRIDGED (19 mins)
• By F3ND1MUS
• Narrated By Raya J. Thomason

Inspired by so many other works, one man thinks the unthinkable and does what no one else has the balls to do. Chronicles of a Regular American Guy talks about regular things in regular ways, from his rant against apostrophes, to why not thinking is impossible for a smart person. I am going to be writing what I see going on in the world, hopefully in a funny way, sometimes sad. But more importantly in a realistic way. And like one of the greatest men of all time Frank Sinatra said it best, "I did it my way!"

220 Things to Know About Being Famous

• UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 6 mins)
• By Frank Shapiro
• Narrated By Janine Grand
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A short snappy insight into what the celebrities may go through in order to be famous. If you have ever wondered what those who are famous go through in different areas of their life, then this then this list of 220 comments is for you.

My Way: The Chronicles of a Regular American Guy

• UNABRIDGED (24 mins)
• By F3ND1MUS
• Narrated By Raya J. Thomason

Inspired by so many other works, one man thinks the unthinkable and does what no one else has the balls to do. Chronicles of a Regular American Guy talks about regular things in regular ways, from his rant against apostrophes, to why water getting hard may just be water getting an erection, I think at one point he confesses to having a love affair with famous YouTube personality PewDiePie, If you like reading stuff that is classic and all that, you probably wont like this, but that's okay.

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions

• UNABRIDGED (35 mins)
• By The Staff of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert
• Narrated By Stephen Colbert

Forgive him, father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he's begging for forgiveness. Based on his popular segment from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and his team of writers now reveal his most shameful secrets to millions (although, actually, he'd like you not to tell anyone). Midnight Confessions is a collection of Stephen Colbert at his most brilliant and irreverent.

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not

• UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 2 mins)
• By Thomas Hill
• Narrated By Robert McCollum

This lighthearted month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife - the main role of expectant dads - will handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor, what to buy, how many and when, maintaining work-life balance, and maintaining work-life-wife balance.

Fun Dog Days: True Tales of Funny Dog Experiences

• UNABRIDGED (26 mins)
• By Leroy Vincent
• Narrated By Emily Beatrice Goss

Fun Dog Days is an audiobook full of true, real people's stories about funny and embarrassing dog experiences. This audiobook is great for anyone looking to laugh or remember your favorite dog. You will laugh and may even say, that happened to me.

Wellmania: Misadventures in the Search for Wellness

• UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 58 mins)
• By Brigid Delaney
• Narrated By Marla Jane Lynch
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Cold-pressed juices, paleo, hot yoga, colonics, mindfulness, silent retreats...does any of this stuff actually work? Feeling exhausted, anxious and out of shape, journalist Brigid Delaney decides to find out for herself. Travelling the world and starting with a brutal 101-day fast, she tries it all...figuring out what is helpful and what is just expensive hype.

We Have Lost the Coffee: We Have Lost Series, Book 3

• UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 49 mins)
• By Paul Mathews
• Narrated By Gildart Jackson
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London, 2045. Three months into the Coffee Wars, and Britain's caffeine supplies are at critical levels. Brits are drinking even more tea than usual, keeping a stiff upper lip and praying for an end to it all. A secret government coffee stockpile could save the day...but then mysteriously disappears overnight. One man is asked to unravel the missing-coffee mystery. His name is Pond. Howie Pond. And he's in desperate need of a triple espresso.

We Are Not Fake News: 26 Alternatives to Fake News

• UNABRIDGED (10 mins)
• By JIm Britton
• Narrated By JIm Britton

With the advent of the fake news war going on, president versus the media, and media versus the president, it's time for another perspective. Trying to determine what's real and what isn't and what's fake news could drive you to madness and an early grave. In this guide, the author has come up with madness, but not a method. So therefore, there might be some method to this madness!

Nice Guy Island

• UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 41 mins)
• By Phil Torcivia
• Narrated By David A. Nickerson
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You single? How's that dating thing working out for you? Getting your recommended nightly allowance of love and affection? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good TV series, and a pet or two are all you need? Thirteen years of being single, after 13 years of marriage, has left me in a peculiar place - on Nice Guy Island. I'm not the aggressive bad boy who hooks women with his mysterious behavior. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "f--king boring" for far too many potential mates.

Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover

• UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 10 mins)
• By Tonia Brown
• Narrated By Damien Siemer
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Peter Lyles was unremarkable in life, but unforgettable in death. After overdosing, Peter's friends almost bring him back to life, turning him into a zombie with the help of "sex-magic" Voodoo. His unforgettable adventure takes him from bedroom to bedroom, giving him a career as the hottest gigolo, not quite alive, while he denies his hunger for human flesh. At times humorous, at times touching, but always sexy, sexy, sexy - Lucky Stiff will leave you wanting more. Peter's just that good.

The Great Adventures of Hotdog Man: The Complete Collection

• UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 6 mins)
• By David Lee Baer
• Narrated By Steve White

Several years had passed since Hotdog Man had perished by the hands of General Gouda, the world went back to an era of peace and tranquility. During this time, Hotdog Man was in another dimension, a world of the spirits, where he was in a war with the demonic Dr. Mustard and his army of ghost soldiers. Meanwhile, in the land of the living, Hotdog Jr., had grown up into a mild manner teenager. The Eyno Gems had been destroyed, leaving our heroes unable to access their incredible powers.

Liberated: A Comprehensive List of Every Liberal Who Fled to Canada After the 2016 Election

• UNABRIDGED (2 mins)
• By Mark Campbell
• Narrated By Randy Hames

The 2016 United States presidential election was one of the most contentious fights in political history. Countless people, both famous and not, vowed to flee the United States and head to Canada if Donald J. Trump was elected president. After he won, we, as a country, lost some of our most prominent individuals in entertainment, arts, and academia. After thousands of hours of research, we were able to track down the people we lost and catalogue them in this all-inclusive publication.

Space Team: The Search for Splurt

• UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 11 mins)
• By Barry J. Hutchison
• Narrated By Phil Thron
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Cal Carver, petty-criminal turned space adventurer, is on a suicide mission - and he really hates suicide missions. But this time it's to save his best buddy, Splurt, who has been taken prisoner by the elderly assassin, Lady Vajazzle, and the evil Zertex corporation. When they discover that the ship carrying Splurt never made it to Zertex, their search leads them through a wormhole to a mysterious planet unlike any they have seen before. Will they survive this strange new world and finally find their friend? And, more importantly, does he even want to be found?

The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People: And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away

• UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 38 mins)
• By Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
• Narrated By Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder, Mason Adams, and others

Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals - here is a collection of all the best sellers you've heard about! Includes: "The Fridges of Marin County": a hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator; "Embarrassed by the Light": a guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences; "Iron Tom": help your neutered cat regain his masculinity; and more!

B is for Bear

• UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 7 mins)
• By Marc Richard
• Narrated By David S. Dear
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Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of one of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house.