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Best Sellers
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 315
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Compelling reading on many subjects
- By Rodney Wetherell on 29-05-2019
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spat my coffee out laughing. RIP coffee.
- By Anonymous User on 03-05-2019
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Gumption
- Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Inspiring
- By Adrianne Jerrett on 03-09-2016
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America 51
- A Probe into the Realities That Are Hiding Inside "The Greatest Country in the World"
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
The always-outspoken hard rock vocalist Corey Taylor reflects on what it means to be an American in an increasingly unstable world. He examines the way America sees itself....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another amazing book from Corey Taylor!
- By Aaron Elliott on 23-08-2017
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 315
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 316
Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Compelling reading on many subjects
- By Rodney Wetherell on 29-05-2019
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spat my coffee out laughing. RIP coffee.
- By Anonymous User on 03-05-2019
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Gumption
- Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Inspiring
- By Adrianne Jerrett on 03-09-2016
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America 51
- A Probe into the Realities That Are Hiding Inside "The Greatest Country in the World"
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
The always-outspoken hard rock vocalist Corey Taylor reflects on what it means to be an American in an increasingly unstable world. He examines the way America sees itself....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another amazing book from Corey Taylor!
- By Aaron Elliott on 23-08-2017
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Cat and Nat's Mom Truths
- Embarrassing Stories and Brutally Honest Advice on the Extremely Real Struggle of Motherhood
- By: Catherine Belknap, Natalie Telfer
- Narrated by: Catherine Belknap, Natalie Telfer
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3
Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- By Victoria on 22-04-2019
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Riding the Elephant
- A Memoir of Altercations, Humiliations, Hallucinations, and Observations
- By: Craig Ferguson
- Narrated by: Craig Ferguson
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
From the comedian, actor, and former host of The Late Late Show comes an irreverent, lyrical memoir in essays featuring his signature wit....
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Win Bigly
- Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter
- By: Scott Adams
- Narrated by: Scott Adams
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Adams was one of the earliest public figures to predict Trump's win, doing so a week after Nate Silver put Trump's odds at 2 percent in his FiveThirtyEight.com blog....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Just read 'Influence' by Robert Cialdini instead
- By Anonymous User on 27-02-2019
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The Accidental Scoundrel
- Rochdale Manor
- By: Andrew Chapman
- Narrated by: Thomas Cassidy
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A group of elderly and bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale....
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Abridged
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When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back!...
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Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Following the best-selling success of Dave's novel, Big Trouble, here is a hilarious new collection of columns from the writer critics have called "the funniest man in America"....
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Yes, it's true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry's columns get out of the paper and sent...
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Love in the New Millennium
- Margellos World Republic of Letters
- By: Can Xue, Annelise Finegan Wasmoen - translator, Eileen Myles - foreword
- Narrated by: Janet Song
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In this darkly comic novel, a group of women inhabits a world of constant surveillance, where informants lurk in the flower beds and false reports fly. Conspiracies abound in a community that normalizes paranoia and suspicion....
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Ricky Gervais Is Deadly Sirius: Episodes 21-25
- By: Ricky Gervais
- Narrated by: Ricky Gervais
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Ricky chats with comedians Kerry Godliman, Sean McLoughlin, Diane Morgan, Robin Ince, Sara Pascoe and Shappi Khorsandi....
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I Ain't Doin' It
- Unfiltered Thoughts from a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
- By: Heather Land
- Narrated by: Heather Land
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life - the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating - and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays....
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How to Be Alone
- If You Want to, and Even If You Don't
- By: Lane Moore
- Narrated by: Lane Moore
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 11
How to Be Alone is a must-listen for anyone whose childhood still feels unresolved, who spends more time pretending to have friends online than feeling close to anyone in real life, who tries to have genuine, deep conversations in a roomful of people who'd rather you not....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Gorgeous
- By Anonymous User on 17-04-2019
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This Is How
- Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike.
- By: Augusten Burroughs
- Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes a groundbreaking book that explores how to survive the "un-survivable" and will challenge your notion of self-help books....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The best anti-self help self help book ever
- By happyretro on 19-05-2018
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Orconomics: A Satire
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 1
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Professional heroes kill and loot deadly monsters every day, but Gorm Ingerson's latest quest will be anything but business as usual....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the read.
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-2019
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Red Dwarf
- Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
- By: Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
- Narrated by: Chris Barrie
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 154
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 149
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Story5 out of 5 stars 148
When Lister got drunk, he really got drunk! After celebrating his birthday with a Monopoly-board pub crawl around London, he came to in a burger bar on one of Saturns moons....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best audiobook in the universe
- By Kai1 on 15-09-2016
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The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 21
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
Blue mages learn skills from beasts. This is the story of one fortunate enough to be taken in by dragons....
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5 out of 5 stars
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this book is like the best trashy fan fiction.
- By mcrackar on 15-09-2018
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Naked
- By: David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Welcome to the hilarious, strange, elegiac, outrageous world of David Sedaris....
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4 out of 5 stars
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another entertaining sedaris book
- By Anonymous User on 23-01-2019
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Original Recording
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some....
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The Path to Pride with Lance Bass and Nikki Levy
- By: Lance Bass, Nikki Levy, Frank DeCaro, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Recorded live at the Los Angeles storytelling series Don't Tell My Mother, this special brings you heartwarming (and funny!) stories of coming out and being prideful.
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Arena
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
When the aliens came down and told us they’d enslave all of the human race if we didn’t send our bigliest warrior to participate in their arena death games, I laughed at them. It was really funny because they obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not a bad Story but sex scenes are fade to black.
- By Paul Lowe on 26-02-2019
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Critical Failures IV: The Phantom Pinas
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 4
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
The adventure continues. Tim and the C and C gang face their most difficult challenges yet. Horses die. Eyeballs are eaten. People are urinated on. A god is born....
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5 out of 5 stars
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these series are not written fast enough.
- By Kerri on 26-04-2017
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Error Australis
- By: Ben Pobjie
- Narrated by: Jim Pike
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4 out of 5 stars 55
Comedian and history buff Ben Pobjie delves deep into Australia's past and has a good old rummage amongst the nation's personal effects....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not bad but hard to tell facts from jokes
- By Paul on 15-12-2016
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better....
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Nino Culotta's They're a Weird Mob
- By: John O'Grady
- Narrated by: Henri Szeps
- Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
They're a Weird Mob chronicles the hilarious attempts of an English-speaking Italian migrant coming to grips with the Australian way of life....
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4 out of 5 stars
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An endearing story from Australia's halcyon days.
- By Joseph Sarkozi on 12-11-2017
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Black Privilege
- Opportunity Comes to Those Who Create It
- By: Charlamagne Tha God
- Narrated by: Charlamagne Tha God
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 71
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
Charlamagne Tha God - the self-proclaimed "Prince of Pissing People Off", cohost of Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club, and "hip-hop's Howard Stern" - shares his unlikely success story....
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5 out of 5 stars
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highly recommend it!
- By Erica on 04-06-2019
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Dave Barry - introduction
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose...
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Myra Breckinridge
- Myra and Myron, Book 1
- By: Gore Vidal, Camille Paglia - introduction
- Narrated by: Michelle Hendley, Camille Paglia
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story3 out of 5 stars 1
Finally available as an audiobook - Gore Vidal's outrageous and immortal, gender-bending and polymorphously perverse, over-the-top, and utterly on-target comic masterpiece....
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After On
- A Novel of Silicon Valley
- By: Rob Reid
- Narrated by: Sean Kenin, January LaVoy, Felicia Day, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4 out of 5 stars 58
Meet Phluttr - a diabolically addictive new social network and a villainess, heroine, enemy, and/or bestie to millions....
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2 out of 5 stars
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yawn
- By Ant OSullivan on 15-04-2018
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Shopping for a Billionaire
- By: Julia Kent
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4 out of 5 stars 11
Ever meet a hot billionaire while your hand's in a toilet in the men's room of one of his stores? No? So it really is just me. Hmm....
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5 out of 5 stars
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I had a good laugh !
- By Rosemary Hughes on 01-06-2019
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Frank Skinner
- By: Frank Skinner
- Narrated by: Frank Skinner
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2
Frank Skinner is undoubtedly one of the funniest and most successful comedians appearing on British screens....
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Outrageous Openness
- Letting the Divine Take the Lead
- By: Tosha Silver
- Narrated by: Tosha Silver
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story5 out of 5 stars 41
A compilation of funny, irreverently reverent stories on aligning with the Divine in daily life. For the passionately spiritual and bemusedly skeptical alike....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A portrait of faith.
- By Karen on 13-01-2017
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The Screwtape Letters
- By: C.S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Ralph Cosham
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
C.S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old Devil to his nephew, Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man....
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5 out of 5 stars
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top notch
- By clarence on 07-12-2015
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Douglas Adams
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Kate Schechter would like to know why everyone she meets knows her name - and why Thor, the Norse god...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Made me look mad laughing out loud on the street.
- By RobDPostal on 26-10-2018
New Releases
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Love in the New Millennium
- Margellos World Republic of Letters
- By: Can Xue, Annelise Finegan Wasmoen - translator, Eileen Myles - foreword
- Narrated by: Janet Song
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In this darkly comic novel, a group of women inhabits a world of constant surveillance, where informants lurk in the flower beds and false reports fly. Conspiracies abound in a community that normalizes paranoia and suspicion. Some try to flee - whether to a mysterious gambling bordello or to ancestral homes that can be reached only underground through muddy caves, sewers, and tunnels. Others seek out the refuge of Nest County, where traditional Chinese herbal medicines can reshape or psychologically transport the self. Each life is circumscribed by secrets and transcendent delusions.
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Hauling Checks
- A Satirical Aviation Comedy
- By: Alex Stone
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m a cargo pilot. In the industry, I’m known as a “Freight Dog.” I fly canceled checks and other types of high-value cargo around the country, mostly at night, in airplanes that are older than I am. Flying freight - or “work” as we call it - in small, twin-engine aircraft is a lesser known side of the aviation world. Our day starts when banker’s hours end. Thousands of flights move millions of pounds of work from city to city every night while the rest of the country is asleep.
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Hot Love Inferno
- A Dark Comedy Fantasy Adventure (Prophecy Allocation, Book 2)
- By: Nicky Blue
- Narrated by: James Head
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help...all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry. Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date. And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger.
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Designer Dogs, Awkward Hugs, and a Pigeon
- Veterinary Tales, Again
- By: Dr. P. J. Miller
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Dr. P. J. Miller is back! Following his first installment, Cute Poodles, Sweet Old Ladies & Hugs, he has compiled another volume of truly awesome veterinary tales. Come along for the ride again as Dr. Miller delivers stories that feature colorful clients, endearing pets, his own beloved bulldog, and a hurricane. All the sassy hospital staff that listeners came to love are back, including that special staff member who seems to work by her own particular standards of professionalism (you know the one).
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The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil
- By: George Saunders
- Narrated by: George Saunders
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In a profoundly strange country called Inner Horner, large enough for only one resident at a time, citizens waiting to enter the country fall under the rule of the power-hungry and tyrannical Phil, setting off a chain of injustice and mass hysteria. An Animal Farm for the 21st century, this is an incendiary political satire of unprecedented imagination, spiky humor, and cautionary appreciation for the hysteric in everyone.
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I Was in Love with a Short Man Once
- And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal
- By: Kimberly J. Dalferes
- Narrated by: Amanda Newcomb
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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I Was in Love with a Short Man Once is a collection of stories written from the perspective of a crazy Southern Irish gal. Follow her as she reflects on growing up as a child of limited means in South Florida; managing a self-financed college education; balancing work as a federal official with the demands of single motherhood; and navigating the amusing challenges of being a second-time-around wife.
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Love in the New Millennium
- Margellos World Republic of Letters
- By: Can Xue, Annelise Finegan Wasmoen - translator, Eileen Myles - foreword
- Narrated by: Janet Song
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In this darkly comic novel, a group of women inhabits a world of constant surveillance, where informants lurk in the flower beds and false reports fly. Conspiracies abound in a community that normalizes paranoia and suspicion. Some try to flee - whether to a mysterious gambling bordello or to ancestral homes that can be reached only underground through muddy caves, sewers, and tunnels. Others seek out the refuge of Nest County, where traditional Chinese herbal medicines can reshape or psychologically transport the self. Each life is circumscribed by secrets and transcendent delusions.
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Hauling Checks
- A Satirical Aviation Comedy
- By: Alex Stone
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m a cargo pilot. In the industry, I’m known as a “Freight Dog.” I fly canceled checks and other types of high-value cargo around the country, mostly at night, in airplanes that are older than I am. Flying freight - or “work” as we call it - in small, twin-engine aircraft is a lesser known side of the aviation world. Our day starts when banker’s hours end. Thousands of flights move millions of pounds of work from city to city every night while the rest of the country is asleep.
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Hot Love Inferno
- A Dark Comedy Fantasy Adventure (Prophecy Allocation, Book 2)
- By: Nicky Blue
- Narrated by: James Head
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help...all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry. Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date. And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger.
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Designer Dogs, Awkward Hugs, and a Pigeon
- Veterinary Tales, Again
- By: Dr. P. J. Miller
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Dr. P. J. Miller is back! Following his first installment, Cute Poodles, Sweet Old Ladies & Hugs, he has compiled another volume of truly awesome veterinary tales. Come along for the ride again as Dr. Miller delivers stories that feature colorful clients, endearing pets, his own beloved bulldog, and a hurricane. All the sassy hospital staff that listeners came to love are back, including that special staff member who seems to work by her own particular standards of professionalism (you know the one).
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The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil
- By: George Saunders
- Narrated by: George Saunders
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In a profoundly strange country called Inner Horner, large enough for only one resident at a time, citizens waiting to enter the country fall under the rule of the power-hungry and tyrannical Phil, setting off a chain of injustice and mass hysteria. An Animal Farm for the 21st century, this is an incendiary political satire of unprecedented imagination, spiky humor, and cautionary appreciation for the hysteric in everyone.
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I Was in Love with a Short Man Once
- And Other Tales from a Crazy Southern Irish Gal
- By: Kimberly J. Dalferes
- Narrated by: Amanda Newcomb
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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I Was in Love with a Short Man Once is a collection of stories written from the perspective of a crazy Southern Irish gal. Follow her as she reflects on growing up as a child of limited means in South Florida; managing a self-financed college education; balancing work as a federal official with the demands of single motherhood; and navigating the amusing challenges of being a second-time-around wife.
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The Accidental Scoundrel
- Rochdale Manor
- By: Andrew Chapman
- Narrated by: Thomas Cassidy
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A group of elderly and bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Although Richard is not particularly comfortable with theft, or much of the roguish behavior that goes with it, he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential in order to marry his daughter and, more importantly, stay alive.
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Myra Breckinridge
- Myra and Myron, Book 1
- By: Gore Vidal, Camille Paglia - introduction
- Narrated by: Michelle Hendley, Camille Paglia
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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"I am Myra Breckinridge, whom no man will ever possess." So begins the irresistible testimony of the luscious instructor of Empathy and Posture at Buck Loner's Academy of Drama and Modeling. Myra has a secret that only her surgeon shares; a passion for classic Hollywood films, which she regards as the supreme achievements of Western culture; and a sacred mission to bring heteronormative civilization to its knees. Fifty years after its first publication unleashed gales of laughter, delight, and ferocious dissent, Myra's moment to instruct and delight has once again arrived.
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Riots I Have Known
- By: Ryan Chapman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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It is present-day Dutchess County, New York, where an unnamed Sri Lankan inmate has barricaded himself inside a computer lab while a riot rages outside, incited by an article published in the prison’s literary journal, The Holding Pen. As he awaits imminent interruption by the growing crowd of guards, prisoners, and news crews on the other side of the doors, he takes us on a confessional roller coaster of plot and language, exploring not only his life in and out of the clink, but also asking himself important questions.
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Funny Dog Stories (4 Book Series)
- By: Michelle Bever
- Narrated by: Sean Lenhart
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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These are delightfully fun and funny dog stories! Let these true funny fur baby stories delight and entertain you along with your family.
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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In Everthing Is F*cked, Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us. Drawing from the pool of psychological research on these topics, as well as the timeless wisdom of philosophers such as Plato, Nietzsche, and Tom Waits, he dissects religion and politics and the uncomfortable ways they have come to resemble one another. He looks at our relationships with money, entertainment, and the internet, and how too much of a good thing can psychologically eat us alive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Compelling reading on many subjects
- By Rodney Wetherell on 29-05-2019
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Nitty-Gritty de Albuquerque
- By: K.D. Tengwald
- Narrated by: Andi Ackerman
- Length: 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Nitty-Gritty de Albuquerque is a tongue-in-cheek account of what it's really like for the average person to live in Albuquerque. It's written like a stand-up routine, but speaking to you, the listener. I didn't even have to exaggerate or embellish the presentation, because Albuquerque is fundamentally absurd.
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Pranked by Love
- #LovePranks, Book 2
- By: Sunniva Dee
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Saki has always followed the Blossom girls' house rules: Thou shalt prank the Dudes, thy beautiful fraternity neighbors, all day, every day; thou shalt not lose thy heart to them: no fraternizing with the arch-frat-enemy. Easy enough, right? Minor complication one: Saki gets warm all over whenever she sees Picasso, the dark-haired, hyper-sensual painting student with bright grey eyes, over there in the Dude den. Minor complications two through five: Picasso is head-over-heels for Saki, has an obsessive personality, and craves working her up. He brushes up against her.
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Riding the Elephant
- A Memoir of Altercations, Humiliations, Hallucinations, and Observations
- By: Craig Ferguson
- Narrated by: Craig Ferguson
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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From the comedian, actor, and former host of The Late Late Show comes an irreverent, lyrical memoir in essays featuring his signature wit. In the audiobook, there are some stories that are too graphic for television, too politically incorrect for social media, or too meditative for a stand-up comedy performance. Craig discusses his deep love for his native Scotland, examines his profound psychic change brought on by fatherhood, and looks at aging and mortality with a perspective that he was incapable of as a younger man.
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I Ain't Doin' It
- Unfiltered Thoughts from a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
- By: Heather Land
- Narrated by: Heather Land
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life - the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating - and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spat my coffee out laughing. RIP coffee.
- By Anonymous User on 03-05-2019
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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Paw Prints in the Butter
- A Clowder of Cats Curious and Comical
- By: Patricia Feinberg Stoner
- Narrated by: Verona Westbrook
- Length: 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Lulu the Terrible and find out how she fell from grace; shudder at the menace of the cat who howls in the night and laugh with the irrepressible stationery cat; learn how the ancient Cabriole won his lady love, and how she rewarded him, and listen, with the wide-eyed kitten, to the mew-moirs of the cat who has been here before.