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Best Sellers
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 73
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A standout LitRPG with a fun twist
- By Ryan on 10-03-2018
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American Tantrum
- The Donald J. Trump Presidential Archives
- By: Anthony Atamanuik, Neil Casey
- Narrated by: Anthony Atamanuik, Neil Casey, Kathy Griffin, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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In American Tantrum, the star of Comedy Central’s acclaimed The President Show opens the vault and releases Donald J. Trump’s presidential archives. The result is a devastatingly hilarious audiobook that gets closer to truth than any nonfiction account....
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The Path to Pride with Lance Bass and Nikki Levy
- By: Lance Bass, Nikki Levy, Frank DeCaro, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Recorded live at the Los Angeles storytelling series Don't Tell My Mother, this special brings you heartwarming (and funny!) stories of coming out and being prideful.
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Lose Well
- By: Chris Gethard
- Narrated by: Chris Gethard
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
A laugh-out-loud, kick-in-the-pants self-help narrative for anyone who ever felt like they didn’t fit in or couldn’t catch a break - comedian and cult hero Chris Gethard shows us how to get over our fear of failure and start living life on our own terms....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Extra content!!
- By Melanie on 29-11-2018
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 73
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A standout LitRPG with a fun twist
- By Ryan on 10-03-2018
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American Tantrum
- The Donald J. Trump Presidential Archives
- By: Anthony Atamanuik, Neil Casey
- Narrated by: Anthony Atamanuik, Neil Casey, Kathy Griffin, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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In American Tantrum, the star of Comedy Central’s acclaimed The President Show opens the vault and releases Donald J. Trump’s presidential archives. The result is a devastatingly hilarious audiobook that gets closer to truth than any nonfiction account....
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The Path to Pride with Lance Bass and Nikki Levy
- By: Lance Bass, Nikki Levy, Frank DeCaro, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Recorded live at the Los Angeles storytelling series Don't Tell My Mother, this special brings you heartwarming (and funny!) stories of coming out and being prideful.
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Lose Well
- By: Chris Gethard
- Narrated by: Chris Gethard
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
A laugh-out-loud, kick-in-the-pants self-help narrative for anyone who ever felt like they didn’t fit in or couldn’t catch a break - comedian and cult hero Chris Gethard shows us how to get over our fear of failure and start living life on our own terms....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Extra content!!
- By Melanie on 29-11-2018
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What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding
- A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not
- By: Thomas Hill
- Narrated by: Robert McCollum
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2
A lighthearted month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife - the main role of expectant dads....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Humerous but educational (Sort of)
- By Brendan Fairhall on 21-06-2018
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Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America
- By: Dr. Bo Brock
- Narrated by: Lewis Arlt
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America is a collection of humorous and poignant stories from a veterinarian in a small, dusty farming and ranching community in rural West Texas. Listen to learn more about Dr. Brock and his stories....
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Suck Less
- Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
- By: Willam Belli, Neil Patrick Harris - foreword
- Narrated by: Willam Belli
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give her your money!!!
- By LauraGrace93 on 04-11-2016
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Douglas Adams
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
Kate Schechter would like to know why everyone she meets knows her name - and why Thor, the Norse god...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Made me look mad laughing out loud on the street.
- By Robert Dono on 26-10-2018
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Wit's End
- What Wit Is, How It Works, and Why We Need It
- By: James Geary
- Narrated by: David de Vries, JD Jackson, Janet Metzger
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In this audiobook, James Geary explores every facet of wittiness. Geary reasons that wit is both visual and verbal, physical and intellectual: there’s the serendipitous wit of scientists, the crafty wit of inventors, the optical wit of artists, and the metaphysical wit of philosophers....
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Black Man, White House
- An Oral History of the Obama Years
- By: D. L. Hughley
- Narrated by: Mia Barron, Cherise Boothe, Ron Butler, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 2
From legendary comedian D. L. Hughley comes a bitingly funny send-up of the Obama years, as "told" by the key political players on both sides of the aisle....
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Black Privilege
- Opportunity Comes to Those Who Create It
- By: Charlamagne Tha God
- Narrated by: Charlamagne Tha God
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
Charlamagne Tha God - the self-proclaimed "Prince of Pissing People Off", cohost of Power 105.1's The Breakfast Club, and "hip-hop's Howard Stern" - shares his unlikely success story....
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5 out of 5 stars
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made my favourite 5 list of books
- By holly joyce on 03-10-2018
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- By: Matt Bellassai
- Narrated by: Matt Bellassai
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far....
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America 51
- A Probe into the Realities That Are Hiding Inside "The Greatest Country in the World"
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
The always-outspoken hard rock vocalist Corey Taylor reflects on what it means to be an American in an increasingly unstable world. He examines the way America sees itself....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another amazing book from Corey Taylor!
- By Aaron Elliott on 23-08-2017
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Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse... One Beer at a Time
- By: Richard Johnson
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another....
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After On
- A Novel of Silicon Valley
- By: Rob Reid
- Narrated by: Sean Kenin, January LaVoy, Felicia Day, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 53
Meet Phluttr - a diabolically addictive new social network and a villainess, heroine, enemy, and/or bestie to millions....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A+ AI
- By Anonymous User on 25-07-2018
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 3
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook....
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2 out of 5 stars
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nah
- By Graeme on 22-04-2015
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Orconomics: A Satire
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 1
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Professional heroes kill and loot deadly monsters every day, but Gorm Ingerson's latest quest will be anything but business as usual....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Loved it! Thanks to Happy Jacks for mentioning it.
- By Troy Hall on 03-11-2018
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How to Be Ultra Spiritual
- 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority
- By: JP Sears
- Narrated by: JP Sears
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age....
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1 out of 5 stars
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really really heady, overanalytical
- By LIZZIE on 19-04-2017
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Win Bigly
- Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter
- By: Scott Adams
- Narrated by: Scott Adams
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 59
Adams was one of the earliest public figures to predict Trump's win, doing so a week after Nate Silver put Trump's odds at 2 percent in his FiveThirtyEight.com blog....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Magnificent
- By Anonymous User on 29-07-2018
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Error Australis
- By: Ben Pobjie
- Narrated by: Jim Pike
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
Comedian and history buff Ben Pobjie delves deep into Australia's past and has a good old rummage amongst the nation's personal effects....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not bad but hard to tell facts from jokes
- By Paul on 15-12-2016
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American Rhapsody
- By: Joe Eszterhas
- Narrated by: Ed Asner, Nina Foch, Melissa Gilbert, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Abridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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If the Watergate scandal was a national nightmare, then maybe the Clinton scandal was a national wet dream....
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Outrageous Openness
- Letting the Divine Take the Lead
- By: Tosha Silver
- Narrated by: Tosha Silver
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story5 out of 5 stars 37
A compilation of funny, irreverently reverent stories on aligning with the Divine in daily life. For the passionately spiritual and bemusedly skeptical alike....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A portrait of faith.
- By Karen on 13-01-2017
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The Swoly Bible
- The Bro Science Way of Life
- By: Dom Mazzetti
- Narrated by: Dom Mazzetti
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 21
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
From the muscle god who launched the YouTube channel Bro Science Life comes the only book that will teach you everything you need to know about getting swole....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good Fun
- By Anonymous User on 22-06-2018
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Everything's Trash, but It's Okay
- By: Phoebe Robinson, Ilana Glazer - foreword
- Narrated by: Phoebe Robinson
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Wouldn't it be great if life came with an instruction manual? Of course, but like access to Michael B. Jordan's house, none of us are getting any....
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Ricky Gervais Is Deadly Sirius: Episodes 16-20
- By: Ricky Gervais
- Narrated by: Ricky Gervais
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3
Ricky is joined by Diane Morgan, Danny Wallace, Kerry Godliman, Ben Bailey Smith, Sean McLoughlin, David Baddiel, Mark Watson and Robin Ince....
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up?
- A Parody for Adults
- By: Marcy Roznick
- Narrated by: Bobcat Goldthwait
- Length: 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k Up....
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Ricky Gervais Is Deadly Sirius: Episodes 21-25
- By: Ricky Gervais
- Narrated by: Ricky Gervais
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
Ricky chats with comedians Kerry Godliman, Sean McLoughlin, Diane Morgan, Robin Ince, Sara Pascoe and Shappi Khorsandi....
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How to Be Alone
- If You Want to, and Even If You Don't
- By: Lane Moore
- Narrated by: Lane Moore
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
How to Be Alone is a must-listen for anyone whose childhood still feels unresolved, who spends more time pretending to have friends online than feeling close to anyone in real life, who tries to have genuine, deep conversations in a roomful of people who'd rather you not....
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Sacred Cows
- A Lighthearted Look at Belief and Tradition Around the World
- By: Seth Andrews
- Narrated by: Seth Andrews
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
Well into the 21st century, our species continues to participate in beliefs and customs that seem more suited to the Bronze Age than the Information Age....
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3 out of 5 stars
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PRETTY ORDINARY
- By Kevin casey on 13-08-2015
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Space Team: The Search for Splurt
- By: Barry J. Hutchison
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
Cal Carver, petty-criminal turned space adventurer, is on a suicide mission - and he really hates suicide missions. But this time it's to save his best buddy, Splurt....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love Space Team
- By Jasmin on 16-09-2017
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Elis and John Present the Holy Vible
- By: Elis James, John Robins
- Narrated by: Elis James, John Robins
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Comedians Elis James and John Robins have captured the hearts and minds of a generation, and it's time those hearts and minds had a book....
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Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors
- A Duck & Cover Adventure, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
The post-apocalyptic world isn't that bad. Sure, there are mutants. But, for the people of New Hope, daily life isn't so much a struggle of finding food or medicine as it is trying to find a new shortstop for their kickball team....
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The Screwtape Letters
- By: C.S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Ralph Cosham
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
C.S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old Devil to his nephew, Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man....
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5 out of 5 stars
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top notch
- By clarence on 07-12-2015
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I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue 13
- By: Humphrey Lyttelton
- Narrated by: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden
- Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2
This 13th collection of the antidote to panel games finds Jack Dee giving regular panellists Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden silly things to do....
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Apocrypha Now
- By: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more....
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The Indignities of Being a Woman
- By: Merrill Markoe, Megan Koester
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
It’s the 21st Century. Why the hell are women - 51% of the population - being treated like second class citizens? The Indignities of Being a Woman candidly traces the history of womanhood and investigates how much things have really changed for womankind....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny, informative and thoroughly entertaining!
- By Leah Byrne on 27-09-2018
New Releases
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Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle
- By: Maverick Alexander
- Narrated by: Maverick Alexander
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Greetings from Darbyshire, a town where some wacky and offensive characters live and interact. This is the first book of the series and introduces a handful of characters in stories where they have limited contact with one another, although they all live in the fictitious city of Darbyshire. Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle is Maverick Alexander's first title and opens up the living, breathing world of his wild imagination.
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The Feel Good Affair
- A Galactic Guild Comedy (George & Sali Adventure, Book 2)
- By: Scott A. Combs
- Narrated by: Rand Doerning
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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His Holiness, the Supreme Spiritual Leader of the Galactic Guild, Glup III, an aging podil, is about to be dethroned and podil-napped all in the same day. The MISFITS decide today is a good day to thwart the evil Cardinal Nog’nik’s plans to take over the Galactic Guild and become a living god. The Galactic Guild dispatches their top agents, George Shooters and Sali Terri to restore Glup III to his righteous position and discover how a pair of bumbling pilgrims have obtained the technology necessary to teleport Glup III from the clutches of a deranged despot.
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Everyone in LA Is an Asshole
- By: Sarah Fuller, Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Sarah Noffke
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz. Not Sarah Fuller though. Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously. Thrown back into the dating arena in her late 30s, Sarah encounters brand-new challenges. Listeners will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
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The Art of Shallow Neighboring
- Building Shallow Relationships with Your Eight Closest Neighbors
- By: Thomas Murosky
- Narrated by: Thomas Murosky
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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What would happen if every follower of Jesus twisted the Great Commandment into only loving our neighbors? Is it possible we can create world peace by ignoring that whole subjective "loving God" part and throwing a block party instead?
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Once You Go Persian...
- A Survival Guide from a "Half"
- By: K-von Moezzi
- Narrated by: K-von Moezzi
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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K-von is the most famous half-Persian comedian in the world. Born and raised in America, he invites the listener along on a hilarious journey as he investigates the mysteries of his Middle Eastern roots - making fun of himself along the way. With clever use of character voices and sound effects, prepare to be charmed by his recollection of immigrant-family memories, "horror stories" from the road, and valuable cultural tips. Nothing is off limits.
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Car Boot Tales
- The Daft and the Curious
- By: Paul J Rose
- Narrated by: Paul J Rose
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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If you've ever wondered what goes through the mind of a car boot stall holder, then there are two things you need to do: one: listen to this book; and two: get yourself some new hobbies. If you're thinking about setting up your very first car boot stall, then this book will be an excellent guide for you. If you've done one before, then the characters you'll meet in here will be all too familiar to you. Whilst it would be all too easy to present this book as some sort of manual, its primary purpose is to make you wonder why anyone in their right mind would ever choose to sell at a car boot sale.
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Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle
- By: Maverick Alexander
- Narrated by: Maverick Alexander
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Greetings from Darbyshire, a town where some wacky and offensive characters live and interact. This is the first book of the series and introduces a handful of characters in stories where they have limited contact with one another, although they all live in the fictitious city of Darbyshire. Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle is Maverick Alexander's first title and opens up the living, breathing world of his wild imagination.
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The Feel Good Affair
- A Galactic Guild Comedy (George & Sali Adventure, Book 2)
- By: Scott A. Combs
- Narrated by: Rand Doerning
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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His Holiness, the Supreme Spiritual Leader of the Galactic Guild, Glup III, an aging podil, is about to be dethroned and podil-napped all in the same day. The MISFITS decide today is a good day to thwart the evil Cardinal Nog’nik’s plans to take over the Galactic Guild and become a living god. The Galactic Guild dispatches their top agents, George Shooters and Sali Terri to restore Glup III to his righteous position and discover how a pair of bumbling pilgrims have obtained the technology necessary to teleport Glup III from the clutches of a deranged despot.
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Everyone in LA Is an Asshole
- By: Sarah Fuller, Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Sarah Noffke
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz. Not Sarah Fuller though. Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously. Thrown back into the dating arena in her late 30s, Sarah encounters brand-new challenges. Listeners will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.
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The Art of Shallow Neighboring
- Building Shallow Relationships with Your Eight Closest Neighbors
- By: Thomas Murosky
- Narrated by: Thomas Murosky
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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What would happen if every follower of Jesus twisted the Great Commandment into only loving our neighbors? Is it possible we can create world peace by ignoring that whole subjective "loving God" part and throwing a block party instead?
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Once You Go Persian...
- A Survival Guide from a "Half"
- By: K-von Moezzi
- Narrated by: K-von Moezzi
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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K-von is the most famous half-Persian comedian in the world. Born and raised in America, he invites the listener along on a hilarious journey as he investigates the mysteries of his Middle Eastern roots - making fun of himself along the way. With clever use of character voices and sound effects, prepare to be charmed by his recollection of immigrant-family memories, "horror stories" from the road, and valuable cultural tips. Nothing is off limits.
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Car Boot Tales
- The Daft and the Curious
- By: Paul J Rose
- Narrated by: Paul J Rose
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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If you've ever wondered what goes through the mind of a car boot stall holder, then there are two things you need to do: one: listen to this book; and two: get yourself some new hobbies. If you're thinking about setting up your very first car boot stall, then this book will be an excellent guide for you. If you've done one before, then the characters you'll meet in here will be all too familiar to you. Whilst it would be all too easy to present this book as some sort of manual, its primary purpose is to make you wonder why anyone in their right mind would ever choose to sell at a car boot sale.
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Stop Pretending Rejection Is Just the First Part of a Story with a Happy Ending
- Rejection Will Never Stop - and That’s Totally Okay
- By: Sarah Aswell
- Narrated by: Sarah Aswell
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm a freelance humor writer and stand-up comedian living in Montana. You can read my writing in places like The New Yorker, MAD Magazine, and McSweeneys.
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Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter!
- Humorous and Heartwarming True Tales of Parenting
- By: Russ Towne
- Narrated by: Robert V Gallant
- Length: 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Russ Towne’s stories about parenting are often humorous, sometimes hilarious, and always heartwarming. He shares his parenting adventures from when his children were little through preteen and teen years, up through their early adulthood. Along the way, the author shares many insights as to what worked and what didn’t as a parent.
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Buy My Book
- Not Because You Should, But Because I'd Like Some Money
- By: John Marszalkowski
- Narrated by: Various
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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A humorously self-deprecating memoir; a roller coaster through the ADHD mind of a father trying to time-capsule his brain before a drunk T-bones him off the Hoan Bridge.
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"Hey"
- And Other Scintillating Mating Calls from the Online Dating World
- By: Traci Kanaan
- Narrated by: Traci Kanaan, Stan Arthur
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook is a collection of the crazy and stupid emails nationally touring comedian Traci Kanaan received via numerous online dating sites and her hilarious responses (and non-responses) to the men "trying" to woo her. Traci dissects online dating facts and figures, lists several scathing things you should never say on a first date, and describes in hilarious detail several of her strange but true online dating stories. She also shares her comedic insights into what your online profile should contain, how to choose someone to date, and more....
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Welcome to Metropolis
- Riding Solo into the Heart of America
- By: Christopher Koch
- Narrated by: Daniel McColly
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Eager for a "doable adventure", Christopher Koch sets off on an impromptu 1,500-mile motorcycle trip down the Mississippi River from St. Paul to New Orleans in November 2014 - ill-equipped and underprepared as an unexpected Arctic air mass, the death rattle of a Pacific super-typhoon, washes over the American heartland. While meteorologists struggle for superlatives to describe the record-breaking cold, Koch pushes onward to overcome the weather, mechanical troubles, and his own hubris - and in doing so learns as much about himself as the hardscrabble landscape through which he rides.
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You Haven't Earned the Right to Have Fun Yet: Essays from the 21st Century Working World
- By: James VanOsdol
- Narrated by: James VanOsdol
- Length: 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Chicago radio personality James VanOsdol was once told by an employer, "You haven't earned the right to have fun yet". It was a statement about his status in the company that came to symbolize the more dramatic soul-crushing aspects of the modern workplace. In this funny, accidentally motivational, and highly listenable new book, VanOsdol recounts his own successes and failures in the job market, stopping along the way to share mood-appropriate playlists to run on your streaming platform of choice.
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Adventures in Parenting
- An Honest and Sardonic Look at the Beginning
- By: Lisa Allen
- Narrated by: Lisa Allen
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Widely regarded as an okay mom, Lisa Allen humorously highlights that bringing children into the world isn’t all sunshine and roses. And that’s fine! Adventures in Parenting: An Honest and Sardonic Look at the Beginning is the authentic storytelling of motherhood that is missing in today’s world. You don’t have to love being pregnant; it isn’t fun. Acknowledging that doesn’t make you a bad mother, it can make you laugh!
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Please Let Me Help
- "Helpful" Letters to the World's Most Wonderful Brands
- By: Zack Sternwalker
- Narrated by: Keith Szarabajka
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms.
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The Con Artist
- A Novel
- By: Fred Van Lente
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Comic book artist Mike Mason arrives at San Diego Comic-Con seeking sanctuary with other fans and creators - and maybe to reunite with his ex - but when his rival is found murdered, he becomes the prime suspect. To clear his name, Mike will have to navigate every corner of the con, from zombie obstacle courses and cosplay flash mobs to intrusive fans and obsessive collectors, in the process unraveling a dark secret behind one of the industry's most legendary creators.
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Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America
- By: Dr. Bo Brock
- Narrated by: Lewis Arlt
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America is a collection of humorous and poignant stories from a veterinarian in a small, dusty farming and ranching community in rural West Texas. Dr. Brock gives you an intimate look into his small-town and big-hearted perspective on life, animals, and their owners. His unique perspective and tales of doctoring beloved pets, cantankerous livestock, and occasionally their owners will make you smile, laugh, cry, and evoke every other emotion under the sun.
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Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine
- By: Not Elon Musk, Scott Dikkers
- Narrated by: James Adomian, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space - the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!
A landmark volume authored by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk's Welcome to the Future explores such profound questions as:
- How will mankind travel through tubes?
- When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts?
- Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island?
- And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming hair transplant wars?
Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in Welcome to the Future why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.
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Wit's End
- What Wit Is, How It Works, and Why We Need It
- By: James Geary
- Narrated by: David de Vries, JD Jackson, Janet Metzger
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Much more than a knack for snappy comebacks, wit is the quick, instinctive intelligence that allows us to think, say, or do the right thing at the right time in the right place. In this whimsical book, James Geary explores every facet of wittiness, from its role in innovation to why puns are the highest form of wit. Geary reasons that wit is both visual and verbal, physical and intellectual: there’s the serendipitous wit of scientists, the crafty wit of inventors, the optical wit of artists, and the metaphysical wit of philosophers.