Fairytales for Privileged Children
Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales
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Fairytales for Privileged Children
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Daniel Foxx
About this listen
In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.
Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!
PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN
'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES
'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT
'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE
'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN©2026 Daniel Foxx (P)2026 Octopus Publishing Group Limited
Critic Reviews
A gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!
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