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James Acaster's Classic Scrapes
- Narrated by: James Acaster
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The Sunday Times Best Seller
James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.
But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.
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- Anonymous User
- 20-01-2018
I will never read an autobiography again.
This is the first audio book I’ve ever listened to. I really wanted to hear James tell his scrapes in his own voice and it was as amazing as I hoped it to be! Really funny, really well read. I must say I would have liked some good scrapes too. Part way I was just picturing James as a sad old cat man living alone having scrape after scrape!! Surely something good must happen soon James!!
From now on I will only listen to people read their own autobiography, you get a lot more out of hearing it in their voice. Loved it!!
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- Anonymous User
- 16-11-2017
Heartwarmingly funny
Pure goodness. Acaster is top-shelf of current British comedy; whimsical, loveable, intelligent, self-deprecating etc.
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- Rhiannon
- 30-06-2020
Very funny
We listened to this on a 14 hour road trip. We laughed, we cried, we gasped. This book has everything you need for a long road trip. Very entertaining! 👌🏻
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- Anonymous User
- 18-12-2023
Hilarious
If you're already a JA fan you won't be disappointed. I laughed so much. He's brilliant!
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- David
- 22-07-2023
Awesome
Great listening very funny guy who has clearly lived a life. Would love to hear another book. Week done.
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- Robert Nichols
- 12-06-2023
Man oh man
That’s some wild stuff. Those stories. They be good. Weird word word word word word
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- Anonymous User
- 03-06-2023
Loved it!
Lots of laugh out loud moments. Love that it is narrated by James.
Highly recommend! Loved it!
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- Anthony
- 26-02-2023
Listened multiple times over the last month.
Fantastically enjoyable. I’ve started re-listening to this as something easy while driving.
The kids absolutely love it (although I do need to censor / skip some chapters ) and is frequently requested. I’ll be going onto more by Acaster for sure.
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- Anonymous User
- 22-09-2022
HILARIOUS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I have not laughed out loud so much when listening to a book before - truly so funny, and all the stories were so well told. Definitely will listen to it again.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-09-2022
Very, very funny, but not his best.
James Acaster is definitely one of the funniest comedians at the moment. His book on quitting social media is the best of the two in my opinion, but this book is still very funny. His stories about his scrapes are so ridiculous, they are sometimes mentally exhausting listening to them. And yet, I wanted to listen to more and more. Highly recommend.
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