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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one....
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Ok
- By madeline on 20-01-2017
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 24-02-2015
- Language: English
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Villains' Vignettes: Volume 2
- Villains' Code
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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A former superhero, cast down from glory, finds himself stuck in a town whose gaze remains fixed toward the past. A priestess in another realm journeys onward, uncovering troubling secrets about both her world and her summoned champion.-
Villains' Vignettes: Volume 2
- Villains' Code
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Series: Villains' Code
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 26-08-2025
- Language: English
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Super Powereds: Year 4
- Super Powereds, Book 4
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 60 hrs and 37 mins
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The final year at Lander has finally arrived for the Melbrook students and their peers, and with it comes a whole new set of challenges....
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great stuff
- By Toby Bowater on 13-12-2023
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Super Powereds: Year 4
- Super Powereds, Book 4
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 4
- Length: 60 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 03-07-2018
- Language: English
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Chilling Reflections
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 32 hrs
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Tori Rivas is ready to focus on her work for a while. But when an eruption of power elsewhere in the multiverse sends monsters bursting into her world, the young villain will find herself in the crosshairs of an unexpected invader.
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Simply the best
- By jessica on 09-07-2025
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Chilling Reflections
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Series: Villains' Code, Book 3
- Length: 32 hrs
- Release date: 24-06-2025
- Language: English
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort....
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Very enjoyable! Personable characters and fun story
- By Delphine on 23-02-2025
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 01-01-2021
- Language: English
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Super Powereds: Year 2
- Super Powereds, Book 2
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 32 hrs and 4 mins
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Despite having their secret revealed, the residents of Melbrook Hall return to Lander University for another year in the Hero Certification Program....
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Worth the listen
- By hossie28 on 10-01-2024
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Super Powereds: Year 2
- Super Powereds, Book 2
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 2
- Length: 32 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 11-07-2016
- Language: English
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Bones of the Past
- Villains' Code, Book 2
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 35 hrs and 48 mins
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After her apprenticeship was done and a place in the guild of villains secured, Tori's life was supposed to get simpler. Unfortunately, a poorly timed errand sees Tori caught in the debut of a new team of capes, one wearing an all-too-familiar name....
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great little series
- By Anonymous on 17-05-2025
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Bones of the Past
- Villains' Code, Book 2
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Series: Villains' Code, Book 2
- Length: 35 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 30-03-2021
- Language: English
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Super Powereds: Year 3
- Super Powereds, Book 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 41 hrs
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Junior year has come for the remaining students of Melbrook Hall, and it promises to be the most difficult one yet. With one of their own gone and another under serious investigation....
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How does it keep getting better?!?!
- By Ai on 07-08-2023
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Super Powereds: Year 3
- Super Powereds, Book 3
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 3
- Length: 41 hrs
- Release date: 23-08-2016
- Language: English
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows....
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Must read
- By jessica on 17-02-2022
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Series: Villains' Code, Book 1
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 24-02-2017
- Language: English
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Deadly Assessments
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series....
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A great book for the series!
- By Kris on 20-08-2018
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Deadly Assessments
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 07-08-2018
- Language: English
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Super Powereds: Year One [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Super Powereds, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, James J. Johnson, James Konicek, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 26 mins
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Knowledge is power. That would be the motto of Lander University, had it not been snatched up and used to death by others long before the school was founded. For while Lander offers a full range of courses to nearly all students, it also offers a small number of specialty classes....
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Super Powereds: Year One [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Super Powereds, Book 1
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, James J. Johnson, James Konicek, Jonathan Lee Taylor, Megan Poppy, Rana Kay, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton, John Kielty, Kay Eluvian, Darius Johnson
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 1
- Length: 16 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 20-10-2021
- Language: English
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Super Powereds: Year 1
- Super Powereds, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 26 hrs and 11 mins
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Knowledge is power. That would be the motto of Lander University, had it not been snatched up and used to death by others long before the school was founded....
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Great story...... He said.....
- By Gretta on 11-07-2016
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Super Powereds: Year 1
- Super Powereds, Book 1
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 1
- Length: 26 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 17-05-2016
- Language: English
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Deadly Assessments [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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After several years as a vampire, starting a business, founding his own clan, and proposing to his girlfriend, Fred is finally beginning to settle into life as an undead accountant. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about his continued survival, or the dangerous friends he's made....
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garbage
- By thepholey on 28-03-2022
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Deadly Assessments [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan, Eva Wilhelm, Karen Novack, Marni Penning, Nora Achrati, Shanta Parasuraman, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton, full cast
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2021
- Language: English
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Going Rogue
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series, Book 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
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Adventuring is a costly affair, and while the tolls are often paid in blood, gold can drain away just as quickly....
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you should read/listen to this it's awesome
- By Chris on 18-03-2017
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Going Rogue
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series, Book 3
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Series: Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 3
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 25-01-2017
- Language: English
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NPCs
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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In the town of Maplebark, four such NPCs settle in for a night of actively ignoring the adventurers drinking in the tavern when things go quickly and fatally awry....
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D&D Love.
- By Amazon Customer on 27-01-2016
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NPCs
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Series: Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 23-09-2014
- Language: English
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Split the Party
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series #2
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
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Fleeing from a vengeful king has sent the former NPCs across Solium's borders, into the kingdom of Alcatham....
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Love the allure!
- By ciorstan on 27-08-2018
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Split the Party
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series #2
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Series: Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 08-12-2015
- Language: English
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Siege Tactics
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series, Book 4
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 15 hrs and 15 mins
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Putting the Grand Quest behind them, the party rides onward in search of answers. Between one member's unexpected new condition and the mysteries of the Bridge, their only hope appears to be gaining entrance to Lumal, said to hold the greatest collection of knowledge in all the kingdoms....
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Love the series
- By WayneGreenleyAu on 06-06-2019
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Siege Tactics
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Series: Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 4
- Length: 15 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 24-01-2019
- Language: English
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Corpies
- Super Powereds Spinoff, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 19 hrs and 50 mins
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Titan was one of the nation's most loved and respected Heroes, until an infidelity scandal tore his image and family apart....
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Super Heros done right
- By Amazon Customer on 21-10-2024
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Corpies
- Super Powereds Spinoff, Book 1
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Series: Super Powereds, Book 5
- Length: 19 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 27-12-2015
- Language: English
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The Fangs of Freelance
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 4
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities....
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The Fangs of Freelance
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 4
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 28-11-2017
- Language: English
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Noble Roots
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 5
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 23 hrs and 36 mins
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For generations, nobles have gathered at a scenic estate once per year to compete. What transpires there is spoken of only in rumors, save for the prizes. Potent, powerful, and precious; the winners are said to receive a gift from magic itself....
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Another brilliant display of storytelling
- By Lauren on 10-07-2023
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Noble Roots
- Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 5
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Series: Spells, Swords, & Stealth, Book 5
- Length: 23 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 02-08-2022
- Language: English
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