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  • So, You Want to Be a Smut Writer, Eh?

  • A Smut Writers Guide to Sales
  • By: BD Hampton
  • Narrated by: Joe Mendi
  • Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins

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So, You Want to Be a Smut Writer, Eh?

By: BD Hampton
Narrated by: Joe Mendi
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Have you ever watched a really good porno and thought, hey I can do that! Maybe you have, maybe you haven't. Smut is basically a porno in written form. It's nowhere near erotica, and about as far from romance as one can get. Smut is in its essence is used to get people horny and ready to rock on that special night. Many believe that smut isn't really a genre, but I'm here to tell you that it definitely is.

I move upwards of thirty thousand page reads a month, sometimes more, sometimes less. And it is possible with enough books in your catalog and your ability to paint a porn scene without anyone watching a video. Your pen is the video. Smut doesn't have much in the way of plot or twists and turns like other books you may have heard. It's the filthy nitty gritty.

Smut is a necessary genre for those who need a quick one off to go to bed or after the listener finishes a HEA romance where the main characters kissed and that's it, and they wanted a little more spice. Smut at its core is pure unadulterated XXX fun! You are the writer, director, producer, and actor all rolled into one.

I decided to write this because I have written over forty novellas and thought I would try to lend a helping hand to anyone who has ever thought of writing it or wants some advice on what subgenres are hot and what is not at this current time. I hope you pick it up...I mean what do you have to lose? At least it can hopefully help you write a better sex scene.

©2023 Christopher Metcalf (P)2024 Christopher Metcalf

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