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Marty McGuire
- By: Kate Messner, Brian Floca
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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Meet Marty McGuire! Marty would rather spend recess catching frogs in the pond than playing dress-up with the other girls in third grade. So when her teacher casts Marty as the princess in the class play, Marty’s absolutely, positively sure that there’s been a huge mistake! But after a special lesson in the art of improvisation, Marty comes up with her own plan to improve the play. Maybe a princess in muddy sneakers can live happily ever after, after all!
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Marty McGuire
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Series: Marty McGuire, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2011
- Language: English
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Alice the Fairy
- By: David Shannon
- Narrated by: Kate Simses
- Length: 5 mins
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Alice has a nose for trouble, but luckily she's a fairy - a Temporary Fairy. She has a magic wand, fairy wings, and a blanket, all of which she uses to disappear, to fly, to transform her dad into a horse, and to turn his cookies into her own! Here's an endearing, funny story about a girl and her magical imagination!
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Alice the Fairy
- Narrated by: Kate Simses
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 21-01-2009
- Language: English
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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Leaves
- By: Lucille Colandro
- Narrated by: Skip Hinnant
- Length: 4 mins
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That wild old lady is back swallowing fall-themed items. What can you make from leaves, clothes, a pumpkin, and rope? That's right, a scarecrow!
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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Leaves
- Narrated by: Skip Hinnant
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 09-09-2011
- Language: English
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I Miss You, Stinky Face
- Narrated by: Kirsten Krohn
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 27-01-2010
- Language: English
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Ghost Buddy: Zero to Hero
- By: Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver
- Narrated by: Henry Winkler
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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Billy Broccoli is new to the neighborhood, and wants cool friends and a spot on the baseball team more than anything. But the one thing he never wanted is his own personal ghost. So imagine his surprise when he ends up sharing a room with Hoover Porterhouse, a funny ghost with a whole lot of attitude.
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Ghost Buddy: Zero to Hero
- Narrated by: Henry Winkler
- Series: Ghost Buddy Series, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 01-01-2012
- Language: English
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Seriously, Norman!
- By: Chris Raschka
- Narrated by: Jesse Bernstein
- Length: 11 hrs
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Why, why are grownups so insane? That’s exactly the question that Norman, Anna and Emma (the twins), and I, Leonard, try to answer. And with the help of Norman’s new tutor, Balthazar Birdsong (also fairly nuts), we nearly do it, too. No, seriously!
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Seriously, Norman!
- Narrated by: Jesse Bernstein
- Length: 11 hrs
- Release date: 01-10-2011
- Language: English
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Friday: The Total Ice Cream Meltdown
- By: Ralph Lazar
- Narrated by: River DeFilippis, Christine Marshall, Lance Roger Axt
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Book five in the hilarious and action-packed Total Mayhem series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar, starring Dash Candoo, an ingenious problem-solver, with fantastic friends and a bottomless backpack of brilliant gadgets.
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Friday: The Total Ice Cream Meltdown
- Narrated by: River DeFilippis, Christine Marshall, Lance Roger Axt
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 30-08-2022
- Language: English
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Middle School Mischief
- The Magical Reality of Nadia, Book 2
- By: Bassem Youssef, Catherine R. Daly
- Narrated by: Lameece Issaq, Bassem Youssef
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
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Nadia's school is choosing a new mascot, and her idea is totally going to win! She’s also going to kick butt writing for the school newspaper this term.... Maybe. A couple of weeks in, the newspaper is a big mess. The mascot contest is mayhem, too. (Who knew choosing a costumed character could cause such controversy?) Then Nadia and Titi discover that the hippo amulet holds a second secret, one that’s super powerful - and super scary. Too bad they have no idea how to stop it. But Nadia is on the case!
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Middle School Mischief
- The Magical Reality of Nadia, Book 2
- Narrated by: Lameece Issaq, Bassem Youssef
- Series: The Magical Reality of Nadia, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 03-03-2022
- Language: English
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Monkey and Cake: My Tooth is Lost
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: George Mount, Mike Dooley
- Length: 5 mins
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From the number one New York Times best-selling author of The Day the Crayons Quit, Drew Daywalt comes a fresh, new duo Monkey and Cake. In this book, Monkey has lost a tooth! This makes Monkey sad. Cake reassures Monkey that the tooth fairy will come... but Monkey isn't so sure. Can Cake help find the lost tooth instead?
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Monkey and Cake: My Tooth is Lost
- Narrated by: George Mount, Mike Dooley
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 17-09-2019
- Language: English
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The Three Little Superpigs
- By: Claire Evans
- Narrated by: P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 18 mins
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The Big Bad Wolf has escaped and our new superheroes, the Three Little Superpigs, must save Fairyland before it is too late. After defeating the Big Bad Wolf, the Three Little Superpigs spend their days fighting crime and enjoying their newfound fame. But one day, the Big Bad Wolf escapes from prison and plunges Fairyland into fear. Our curly-tailed friends soon discover that bricks are missing all over town. The Superpigs return to their homes to solve the mystery when they realize it has all been a trap!
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The Three Little Superpigs
- Narrated by: P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 31-07-2018
- Language: English
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Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Go to School
- Two Dogs in a Trench Coat, Book 1
- By: Julie Falatko
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
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Sassy and Waldo are good dogs. They spend the day keeping their house safe. Has a squirrel ever gotten inside? No! But every day their boy, Stewart, comes home from this terrible place called school smelling like anxiety and looseleaf paper. Sassy and Waldo decide to save Stewart. But they don't let dogs into school. So Sassy and Waldo decide to get creative. They put on an old trench coat, and now everyone at Bea Arthur Elementary thinks they are a new student named Salty from Liver, Ohio. Well, everyone except Stewart.
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Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Go to School
- Two Dogs in a Trench Coat, Book 1
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Series, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 29-05-2018
- Language: English
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The Handbook
- By: Jim Benton
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
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There's nothing Jake likes more than some good trash-picking, so when his elderly neighbors move out and leave an especially promising-looking pile of household refuse on the curb, he goes right for it. He only has the chance to grab one box before his mom catches him and orders him in for dinner, though. When mysterious goings-on begin to occur in the neighborhood, the trio investigates the hidden box from Jack's garage. In it, they find the Secret Parent's Handbook.
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The Handbook
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 26-09-2017
- Language: English
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The Princess Imposter
- By: Vivian Vande Velde
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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When a bet is made between squabbling fairy siblings, Princess Gabriella finds herself magically whisked from her perfect life and replaced by an imposter. Her princess training dictates that she make the best of her circumstances, but Gabriella has her work cut out for her when she's forced to join the chaotic fairy family. Meanwhile, fairy Phleg enjoys the luxurious bedsheets and honeyed milk of royal life, but turns the castle upside down as she tries to pose as the princess.
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The Princess Imposter
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 10-10-2017
- Language: English
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Roy Digs Dirt
- By: David Shannon
- Narrated by: PJ Ochlan
- Length: 12 mins
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Although it's a smelly task for those who have to constantly bathe him, Roy's happiness centers on his very favorite thing - dirt - and from sunrise to sunset, he burrows in it, rolls in it, and digs up buried treasures. There's terror in every terrier, and when Roy runs into the house after being sprayed by a skunk, he faces the dreaded bathtub.
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Roy Digs Dirt
- Narrated by: PJ Ochlan
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 07-04-2020
- Language: English
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There Was an Old Astronaut Who Swallowed the Moon!
- By: Lucille Colandro
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller, Grace Lazor, Sebastian D'Amico
- Length: 20 mins
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Scholastic's best-selling Old Lady returns in this adventure series with a nonfiction twist that will make you laugh and learn! In this spin-off, the Old Lady turns into an Old Astronaut who travels through space, swallowing a moon...along with a star, a planet, a comet, a meteor, a rocket, and a satellite.... Why? Well, it went down just right, that bright satellite!
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There Was an Old Astronaut Who Swallowed the Moon!
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller, Grace Lazor, Sebastian D'Amico
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 26-12-2020
- Language: English
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Misunderstood Shark: Friends Don't Eat Friends
- By: Ame Dyckman
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 21 mins
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This hilarious follow-up to Misunderstood Shark by New York Times best-selling duo Ame Dyckman and Scott Magoon tackles what it really means to be a good friend.
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Misunderstood Shark: Friends Don't Eat Friends
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 20-02-2019
- Language: English
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Jack and the Beanstalk and the French Fries
- By: Mark Teague
- Narrated by: David de Vries
- Length: 28 mins
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When Jack trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, he gets more beans than he ever expected or wanted. It's bean porridge for breakfast! Bean salad for lunch! Bean chowder for dinner! It doesn't take long before Jack is tired of eating nothing but beans - no matter how nutritious! But just as he's about to chop down his magic beanstalk, he meets a grumpy giant, who is just as sick and tired of beans as he is. Together, Jack and the giant cook up a plan to plant a vegetable garden full of tomatoes, corn, carrots, and russet potatoes that's bound to satisfy everyone.
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Jack and the Beanstalk and the French Fries
- Narrated by: David de Vries
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 28-08-2018
- Language: English
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Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Start a Club by Accident
- Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Series, Book 2
- By: Julie Falatko
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
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Sassy and Waldo love school so much that sometimes they stay after the day is over. And that's how they started a club by accident. Sassy and Waldo love school! Everything smells like meat and dirty socks! And they love being able to help Stewart. When Stewart has to stay late after school for a Junior Office Supply Enthusiasts meeting, Sassy and Waldo are left alone to raid the cafeteria's refrigerator. As Sassy and Waldo's after school antics escalate, hilarity ensues as the two dogs start a club...by accident.
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Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Start a Club by Accident
- Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Two Dogs in a Trench Coat Series, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 29-01-2019
- Language: English
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How Do Dinosaurs Choose Their Pets?
- By: Jane Yolen
- Narrated by: Jane Yolen
- Length: 8 mins
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Perfect for every child who has ever loved or yearned for a pet, this new uproarious book delights listeners of all ages as they peek into the mischievous world of Jane Yolen and Mark Teague's best-selling dinosaur series. In the end, children and dinosaurs both learn which animals make the most practical pets, and the best places to find them - including shelters and pet stores.
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How Do Dinosaurs Choose Their Pets?
- Narrated by: Jane Yolen
- Series: How Do Dinosaurs….
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 30-10-2018
- Language: English
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Grow Up, David!
- By: David Shannon
- Narrated by: Ben D'Amico
- Length: 7 mins
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Laugh-aloud humor abounds when David can't resist bugging his big brother. In this funny romp, David careens from one mischievous antic to the next...until he finally wins his brother's approval. Little-brother antics have never been so endearing - or true to life! David Shannon's beloved character in his best-selling book No, David! captures the attention and hearts of young children as few characters can. Listeners relish David's exuberance, defiance, and wildly energetic curiosity, and when there's trouble, you can bet "David did it!"
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Grow Up, David!
- Narrated by: Ben D'Amico
- Series: David Shannon's David Series
- Length: 7 mins
- Release date: 28-08-2018
- Language: English
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