Get ready for an episode of "Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem" that's as wild as a cotton candy pickle and as unpredictable as a mayor wielding a gun! Join Viktor Wilt and Peaches as they dive headfirst into a bizarre world of mystery store finds, including foreign Red Bulls and German chocolates that Viktor thought might contain kittens. Listen in as they bravely sample Japanese mystery potato chips that taste like ramen and steak, much to their listeners' "enticement." The duo also unpacks the bizarre story of a mayor in tiny Butte City, Idaho, who decided to use a gun as a gavel during a city council meeting, sparking a lively debate about gun safety and small-town politics. If you've ever wondered about the dating scene in a town of 80 people or the true meaning of "useful chatter," this is the episode for you! Tune in for candid conversations, unexpected flavors, and all the "gum jibber jabber" you can handle!

Peaches and Viktor return to full chaotic form in this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, bouncing from punk-rock politics to international concert crises with nothing but sarcasm, sizzling hot takes, and a craving for hot chicken sandwiches.

In today’s madness:

• Speed Dating with the Beatles: Viktor chooses John, Peaches defends Ringo like a bullied kid in a garage band
• Should You Listen to Your Parents? (Answer: Not after 18, and definitely not if you're Peaches)
• A conversation on tattoos, vaccination drama, and rebelling without getting grounded
• Viktor’s unexpected wisdom: “Don’t tell your mom, just do it. It’s not like a tattoo—she won’t know.”
• The duo roasts “Ozempic warriors” and breaks down Peaches’ seasonal shift from one meal a day to a full-on snack renaissance

Then things spiral beautifully:

• An 11-year-old girl uses her dad’s credit card and Apple Pay to buy two floor tickets to The Weeknd—in Toronto
• Her older brother panics, tries to sell the tickets, and turns to Reddit for advice
• Peaches and Viktor offer their professional wisdom: “Talk to your parents. And maybe explain who The Weeknd is.”
• Peaches nearly gets canceled again over Frosty slander
• And Arsenic Kitchen (a band, not a crime scene) gets a surprise feature when Peaches realizes they’re actually pretty good

Also featured:

• My Chemical Romance vs political snowflakes
• People collapsing at Doja Cat shows (no, it wasn’t demon lasers)
• Viktor tries to give Peaches omeprazole before their meal kicks back
• And why you should never underestimate the power of resale tickets and awkward family conversations

Peaches and Viktor are back together and unhinged as ever, diving into the deep end of absurdity with a show that features viral TikTokers quitting their jobs, questionable age-gap dating drama, and a literal Excel spreadsheet being used to bill a girlfriend for their entire relationship.

You’ll also hear:

• Viktor and Peaches mocking a local morning show’s “Speed Dating” bit with the intensity of two jaded veterans who earned their radio stripes
• Why “radio voice” is a scam, and why yelling “Hey Pickheads!” in public should be a crime
• The duo’s version of Trash Talk Tuesday, where they roast local stations (lovingly… mostly)
• A heated breakdown of nude bowling protocols, the ethics of towel placement, and who’s responsible for plastic-wrapped chairs
• Weird state laws including “no swearing near corpses” and “don’t throw missiles at cars”
• A spontaneous tangent on middle school book covers, crusty textbooks, and whether fake mustaches should be illegal in California

Also:

• Pepe’s OnlyFans origin story prediction
• The haunting possibility of “Pepe’s Pit Party” becoming a rival podcast
• Peaches’ feud with the Shot Clock Sports Update (again)
• And a wild viral video of an Idaho cop destroying a basketball hoop during a layup

It’s petty. It’s personal. It’s possibly illegal in at least three states. It’s The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem at its most deliciously chaotic.

With Viktor out and both hosts barely holding it together physically, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (Maddawg) team up for a very low-sodium, high-chaos episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Sick, sniffly, and surviving on caffeine and trauma, the duo dive into a mix of listener confessions, horrifying pranks, and the shocking revelation that Las Vegas is opening an Uno-themed casino experience (because the world is ending, clearly).

In this one, you’ll get:

• CPAP horror stories and the logistics of sneezing into sleep apnea gear
• A full roast of everyone who tapes their mouths shut while sleeping
• Maddie’s rundown of the many movies she’s never seen (ET, John Wick, Titanic… even Lord of the Rings is too long, bro)
• A deep dive into a disturbing “human skin teddy bear prank” and the TMZ slideshow titled “Babes and Bears” that followed
• Flashbacks to the terrifying elf doll “Roland” from Classy 97's Christmas tradition (with a surprise costume idea for Russell Storms)
• Maddie’s one-year workaversary reflection (and Peaches reminding her she’s still basically an infant)
• Why middle schoolers are chaos goblins and why no one retires from radio unless they die mid-show

Also discussed:

• The ethics of gambling with Uno
• Whether Peaches would accept a birthday sash delivered by drone
• Unwashed rice confessions
• Which board games could destroy your soul and savings in a Vegas setting (Monopoly, we’re looking at you)
• The legend of “The S***ty Flute” Titanic meme

It’s a fever-dream of germs, jokes, and generational whiplash—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

It’s a full-on three-way Idaho radio mash-up! Viktor Wilt and Peaches welcome the one and only Josh Tielor from Classy 97 into the madness for a deeply unserious but disturbingly informative hour covering everything from shirtless Mahomes discourse to the haunted house BBQ scent of your nightmares.

This episode features:

• Peaches and Viktor go viral (hopefully) by insulting LeBron and backing Mahomes' post-Fourth-of-July dad bod
• A radio host in Kansas City calls Mahomes fat, which somehow becomes a discussion on Nikola Jokić’s squabble-run and Al from Toy Story’s physique
• Peaches accuses every Gen Xer of being overwhelmed by iPads, retirement, and the existence of purple hair
• Josh explains why everyone is obsessed with Buc-ee’s, the Texas-based beaver-themed gas station empire—and whether it lives up to the hype
• A wild dive into distribution center logistics, Idaho’s growth, and Josh’s secret Target backstory
• The trio debate the ethics of Terrifier Halloween costumes for seven-year-olds, explore Josh’s horror aversion, and try to peer-pressure him into Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
• And yes, Viktor spilled an aging can of Celsius and lost his will to live for a moment (briefly)

Also:

• Trader Joe’s parking lot trauma
• Why Peaches will not be doing “OnlyFarms” to fund his retirement
• Lou Brutus supremacy
• Haunted houses with real barbecue smells
• “Buttons,” the haunted house slider, and the terrifying future of GoPro POV content

It’s spooky, it’s stupid, it’s full of beaver-based branding—and it’s absolutely worth the full hour.

Peaches is sick. Viktor is gone. Maddie Kidd is in. Welcome to The Noon Hour of Mildness & Mediocrity—also known as today’s Madness & Mayhem. While Peaches coughs through his sickness like a man recovering from a three-day kayak bender, Maddie carries the show like an audio EMT, serving commentary, chaos, and cat facts in equal measure.

Topics you'll laugh/cry/sneeze through include:

• Peaches missing his Parkway Drive interview to protect Winston from whatever biohazard lives in his lungs
• A pitch for Peaches Pal T-Shirts featuring death metal font and a lonely fruit
• Debate over whether it’s more fun to go inside Walmart or use pickup, and why Maddie calls it “her enrichment time”
• Cinderblock the Cat’s mysterious Instagram disappearance, and the chonk-sized grief it triggered
• Remembering Tommy, Tabitha, and Sheldon—Peaches’ tortoises with soap opera-level drama
• Maddie’s traumatic axolotl parenting phase, shrimp hatchery horror, and why she’s not fit to be a mother (to amphibians)
• A Walmart-parking-lot manifesto on people who block the crosswalk for no reason at all

Also: hot spring storm chaos, poolside video blurring strategies, small-town dive bars, back-to-school PTSD, and Maddie’s upcoming one-year workaversary (complete with impending nursing home jokes).

If you're into chill July vibes, rogue cats, or two people trying their best while both a little broken—this one’s for you.

It’s a holiday-week takeover! With Viktor out resting for the Fourth, Peaches opens the studio doors to longtime friends Christian Virga and Matt Tucker, who just arrived in Idaho Falls after a chaotic travel gauntlet that included Frontier flight drama, mysterious Denver airport conspiracies, and Salt Lake layovers that went sideways.

The guys recap:

• A $1,500 flight buyout offer that Matt maybe should’ve taken
• Their first impressions of Idaho, Pocatello, and the underrated food scene
• Peaches' glowing review of Culver’s vs California avocado toast
• The truth behind snipe hunting and why Peaches refuses to fall for it
• Getting lost in the 17 Mile Cave, raiding army surplus stores, and fully embracing the Idaho lifestyle

They also dive into:

• The final Ozzy Osbourne show and whether Ozzy might literally die on stage
• Drone shows vs real fireworks and why Californians better keep their techy hands off Idaho’s explosives
• T-Pain covering “War Pigs” (yes, it slaps)
• DJ Mustard, Lil Jon, and surprise Vegas concert stories
• Peaches and Matt’s shared past at TMZ, where they learned two things: never trust Bubba the Love Sponge, and always keep your résumé In-N-Out Burger ready
• Viktor’s abandoned glasses, now touched by multiple people (he will not survive this mentally)

Also: random newscast cameos, getting recognized in Pocatello bars, prepping for the Snake River Landing Riverfest, and teasing the Pantera & Amon Amarth ticket giveaway.

This might be the most chaotic pre-Fourth of July episode ever. Peaches and Viktor go off the rails early—imagining a full-staff Squid Game-style showdown in the station, complete with Peaches towering over the sleeping bodies of co-workers and Viktor doing arts and crafts with marbles like it’s his last day on Earth.

From there, it only gets messier:

• A deep roast of the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, where “just Google it” becomes the official motto
• A passionate debate about burrito recommendations, ID photos with unblurred addresses, and whether Peaches is a known local fugitive
• The untimely resurrection of Bubba the Love Sponge, who is (allegedly) still doing “radio”
• Peaches' past life as “Mister In-N-Out”
• And one very confused listener who may or may not have signed Peaches up for 7-Eleven rewards in revenge

Also featured:

• PSA: Don’t hold fireworks
• A California fireworks warehouse explosion caught on video
• Roman candles + eyeballs = permanent regret
• Why Peaches should never play tug-of-war in Squid Game (unless you're on his team)

In short, this is what happens when a long weekend is approaching and nobody’s slept, everyone’s overworked, and the internet won’t stop making dumb people famous.