Get ready for an episode of "Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem" that's as wild as a cotton candy pickle and as unpredictable as a mayor wielding a gun! Join Viktor Wilt and Peaches as they dive headfirst into a bizarre world of mystery store finds, including foreign Red Bulls and German chocolates that Viktor thought might contain kittens. Listen in as they bravely sample Japanese mystery potato chips that taste like ramen and steak, much to their listeners' "enticement." The duo also unpacks the bizarre story of a mayor in tiny Butte City, Idaho, who decided to use a gun as a gavel during a city council meeting, sparking a lively debate about gun safety and small-town politics. If you've ever wondered about the dating scene in a town of 80 people or the true meaning of "useful chatter," this is the episode for you! Tune in for candid conversations, unexpected flavors, and all the "gum jibber jabber" you can handle!

Peaches and Viktor return to full chaotic form in this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, bouncing from punk-rock politics to international concert crises with nothing but sarcasm, sizzling hot takes, and a craving for hot chicken sandwiches.

In today’s madness:

• Speed Dating with the Beatles: Viktor chooses John, Peaches defends Ringo like a bullied kid in a garage band
• Should You Listen to Your Parents? (Answer: Not after 18, and definitely not if you're Peaches)
• A conversation on tattoos, vaccination drama, and rebelling without getting grounded
• Viktor’s unexpected wisdom: “Don’t tell your mom, just do it. It’s not like a tattoo—she won’t know.”
• The duo roasts “Ozempic warriors” and breaks down Peaches’ seasonal shift from one meal a day to a full-on snack renaissance

Then things spiral beautifully:

• An 11-year-old girl uses her dad’s credit card and Apple Pay to buy two floor tickets to The Weeknd—in Toronto
• Her older brother panics, tries to sell the tickets, and turns to Reddit for advice
• Peaches and Viktor offer their professional wisdom: “Talk to your parents. And maybe explain who The Weeknd is.”
• Peaches nearly gets canceled again over Frosty slander
• And Arsenic Kitchen (a band, not a crime scene) gets a surprise feature when Peaches realizes they’re actually pretty good

Also featured:

• My Chemical Romance vs political snowflakes
• People collapsing at Doja Cat shows (no, it wasn’t demon lasers)
• Viktor tries to give Peaches omeprazole before their meal kicks back
• And why you should never underestimate the power of resale tickets and awkward family conversations

Peaches and Viktor are back together and unhinged as ever, diving into the deep end of absurdity with a show that features viral TikTokers quitting their jobs, questionable age-gap dating drama, and a literal Excel spreadsheet being used to bill a girlfriend for their entire relationship.

You’ll also hear:

• Viktor and Peaches mocking a local morning show’s “Speed Dating” bit with the intensity of two jaded veterans who earned their radio stripes
• Why “radio voice” is a scam, and why yelling “Hey Pickheads!” in public should be a crime
• The duo’s version of Trash Talk Tuesday, where they roast local stations (lovingly… mostly)
• A heated breakdown of nude bowling protocols, the ethics of towel placement, and who’s responsible for plastic-wrapped chairs
• Weird state laws including “no swearing near corpses” and “don’t throw missiles at cars”
• A spontaneous tangent on middle school book covers, crusty textbooks, and whether fake mustaches should be illegal in California

Also:

• Pepe’s OnlyFans origin story prediction
• The haunting possibility of “Pepe’s Pit Party” becoming a rival podcast
• Peaches’ feud with the Shot Clock Sports Update (again)
• And a wild viral video of an Idaho cop destroying a basketball hoop during a layup

It’s petty. It’s personal. It’s possibly illegal in at least three states. It’s The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem at its most deliciously chaotic.