Peaches and Viktor are back together and unhinged as ever, diving into the deep end of absurdity with a show that features viral TikTokers quitting their jobs, questionable age-gap dating drama, and a literal Excel spreadsheet being used to bill a girlfriend for their entire relationship.

You’ll also hear:

• Viktor and Peaches mocking a local morning show’s “Speed Dating” bit with the intensity of two jaded veterans who earned their radio stripes
• Why “radio voice” is a scam, and why yelling “Hey Pickheads!” in public should be a crime
• The duo’s version of Trash Talk Tuesday, where they roast local stations (lovingly… mostly)
• A heated breakdown of nude bowling protocols, the ethics of towel placement, and who’s responsible for plastic-wrapped chairs
• Weird state laws including “no swearing near corpses” and “don’t throw missiles at cars”
• A spontaneous tangent on middle school book covers, crusty textbooks, and whether fake mustaches should be illegal in California

Also:

• Pepe’s OnlyFans origin story prediction
• The haunting possibility of “Pepe’s Pit Party” becoming a rival podcast
• Peaches’ feud with the Shot Clock Sports Update (again)
• And a wild viral video of an Idaho cop destroying a basketball hoop during a layup

It’s petty. It’s personal. It’s possibly illegal in at least three states. It’s The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem at its most deliciously chaotic.