• Inside a $26M Industrial Inspection Device Company
    Oct 14 2025

    A $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA “Project Lucid” branded inspection device distributor sparks heated debate on IP risk, exclusivity with its manufacturer, and the eyebrow-raising $5M liquid funds buyer requirement.

    Business Listing – https://www.caldergr.com/business-listing/306-project-lucid-branded-inspection-device-company/#inquire

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    The host brings the group a Calder Capital deal: “Project Lucid,” a branded inspection device distributor serving aerospace, power generation, chemical, and automotive industries across North America. With $12M in revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M of inventory, and only 15 employees, the company touts exclusive distribution rights with its manufacturing partner. The teaser claims growing momentum, including winning a major client from an entrenched competitor.

    Key Highlights:
    - $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA (~33% margins), $2.3M inventory, 15 employees.
    - Exclusive distribution rights with manufacturer; unclear IP ownership.
    - Customers in aerospace, power gen, chemical, automotive industries.
    - Broker requirement: $5M liquid funds to even see CIM.
    - Hosts predict 6–9x multiple; likely strategic or private equity buyer.

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    30 mins
  • Inside a $1.5M Pool Service Company Making $450K Profit
    Oct 10 2025

    A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonality, retail real estate, and debt structures in a niche where private equity rarely ventures.

    Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/pool-service-company-in-northeastern-ohio/2332791/

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    In this episode, the hosts welcome guest Rand Larsen (Scale Path) to break down a second-generation pool service and maintenance company in Northeastern Ohio. With nearly $2M in revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, and ~$554k SDE, the company is priced at ~$1.5M (about 3x). The deal also includes $80k in inventory, while $750k of real estate is held separately. The business boasts a 13,000 sq. ft. retail/service building, eight employees, and a 60-year history dating back to 1963.

    Key Highlights:
    - $1.95M revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, ~$554k SDE; priced at ~$1.5M (~3x).
    - $750k real estate (not included in price); 13,000 sq. ft. retail + service building.
    - Eight employees; route-based recurring pool maintenance vs. high-ticket installs.
    - Seasonal cash flow risk in Ohio; SBA lenders may only close at start of busy season.
    - Opportunities in retail chemical sales, service expansion, or re-engaging in installs.

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    34 mins
  • Buying a Viral Cat Video Empire? Think Twice Before You Do
    Oct 7 2025

    A “too-good-to-be-true?” SBA-prequalified cat-content brand with 3.9M Facebook followers, ~$872–$920k revenue and ~95% margins sparks a lively debate on platform risk, AI headwinds, and creative deal structures to de-risk the buy.

    Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/17899268/

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    The crew dissects a Quiet Light listing for a 15-year-old cat-content platform boasting 3.9M Facebook followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews, and reported RPMs in the $22–$30+ range. The broker materials (as read aloud) claim ~$872k–$920k in revenue, ~$821k in net income (~94–95% margins), asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x).

    Key Highlights:
    - Asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x) on ~$872k–$920k revenue and ~$821k net (~94–95% margins).
    - Audience/traffic: 3.9M FB followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews; RPM ~$22–$30+.
    - Under-monetized: heavy banner ads, little/no affiliate, 15k newsletter @ ~29% OR.
    - Financing reality: SBA “pre-qualified” but lenders wary of platform risk/volatility.
    - Deal ideas: $500–$800k equity + seller carry; or ~$821k upfront + 50/50 rev share until seller hits ask.

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    38 mins
  • KidStrong Franchise Deal: Smart Buy or Overpriced Risk?
    Oct 3 2025

    In this episode, a $5.1M portfolio of seven KidStrong gyms in Texas is analyzed for its valuation, investor fit, and whether a multi-location kids fitness business is a scalable opportunity or operational headache.

    Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/turnkey-multi-unit-kidstrong-franchise-opportunity-in-texas/2381018/

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    A portfolio of seven KidStrong franchise units across Austin and Houston, TX is listed for $5.1M, with $4.8M in revenue and around $1M EBITDA. Built on recurring revenue from youth fitness memberships, KidStrong blends physical activity and character development for children in a gym-like setting.

    Key Highlights:
    - Asking price: $5.1M | Revenue: $4.8M | EBITDA: ~$1M
    - 7 KidStrong locations in Austin & Houston (3 hours apart)
    - Conventional financing emphasized—possible SBA issues?
    - Minimal economies of scale at unit level
    - Solid recurring revenue with mission-driven brand appeal

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    22 mins
  • How This Restoration Franchise Makes Nearly $500K Profit
    Sep 30 2025

    In this episode, the hosts break down a high-margin Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC, highlighting its unique niche in content restoration and the risks of unpredictable revenue cycles.

    Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/established-and-thriving-blue-kangaroo-packoutz-franchise/2410070/

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    Connor brings a Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC to the table—priced at $975K with $482K SDE and nearly $937K in gross revenue. The business specializes in content restoration after fire, water, or mold damage, operating out of a 10,000 sq ft warehouse with 25 employees and a solid referral network from sister brands under the Belfor umbrella.

    Key Highlights:
    - Asking price: $975K with ~$482K SDE (approx. 50% margin)
    - Located in Charlotte, NC with 25 employees and 10K sq ft warehouse
    - Operates in niche "contents restoration" space, not full service restoration
    - Franchised under Blue Kangaroo Packouts, owned by Belfor Group
    - Key risks: volatile cash flow, unpredictable demand, and customer concentration

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    26 mins
  • This RV Training Business Prints $3M a Year
    Sep 26 2025

    In this episode, the hosts analyze a $9.5M revenue RV technician school with $2.8M profit, high regulatory barriers, and a tricky $6M real estate kicker.

    Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/12510300/

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    The hosts review a dominant RV technician training and certification school generating $9.5M in revenue and $2.85M in net income. With VA program approval, regulatory licensing, and custom facilities, the business holds a strong moat in a booming industry driven by record RV sales and a shortage of skilled technicians. The listing price is $15.6M—excluding the $6M real estate that’s “part and parcel” to operations.

    Key Highlights:
    - $9.5M revenue, $2.85M profit (~30% margins)
    - Asking price $15.6M, but real estate adds another $6M
    - Largest RV tech school in North America, founded 2017
    - VA program approval provides strong pipeline but introduces payer risk
    - Growth levers: satellite campuses, Fort Hood program, online platform

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    30 mins
  • How a Niche SEO Site Prints 95% Margins
    Sep 23 2025

    In this episode, the hosts dig into a hyper-niche listing—DudeRanch.com, a $50K profit solo project that's the ultimate lifestyle business for someone who loves SEO, horses, and freedom.

    Business Listing – https://x.com/searchbound/status/1957128051973656683

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    The hosts break down the unusual, yet captivating listing for DudeRanch.com, a directory-style marketplace charging $575 per year to feature ranches targeting high-end vacationers. With trailing 12-month profit of $50,000 and nearly zero operating cost, it’s a classic digital cash-flow project—built on SEO, brand equity, and a killer domain name.

    Key Highlights:
    - Asking Price: $225K for a business making $50K in profit (4.5x multiple)
    - Revenue Model: $575/year from ~100 ranches; 95%+ profit margin
    - Growth Levers: Raise rates, add concierge services, run sales process
    - SEO Moat: Owns duderanch.com, dominates Google for the niche
    - Risk Factors: AI impact on search traffic, single-operator dependence

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    33 mins
  • You DON'T Want to Buy This $15M Healthcare Call Center Business
    Sep 19 2025

    In this episode, the hosts dissect a fast-growing healthcare call center business with $4M EBITDA—and major risks around customer concentration, compliance, and workforce churn.

    Business Listing – https://view.generational.deals/?qs=8a49d003d042ac87b1f83ac25a5e010857481ce24a855bec1732a67b0123f8fbca2acbb8b52a738808cc8dbae51ca8ba778b09622a79bce1a3c73329b056f81b73624ce434606bfc3f23118059290a12

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    The hosts explore a Midwest-based healthcare contact center business generating $15M in revenue and $4M in EBITDA. Serving mainly insurance companies and hospitals, the company helps with member enrollment, invoicing, and premium processing, offering high-trust and SOC 2 Type II certified services.

    Key Highlights:
    - Asking price likely ~$25M for $4M EBITDA on $15M revenue
    - 92% of business comes from insurance companies—major concentration risk
    - HIPAA, High Trust, and SOC 2 Type II certified—good compliance, limited moat
    - High employee churn risk with 160 non-union call center employees
    - Working capital red flag: $2.9M in receivables ties up nearly a full year of EBITDA

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    31 mins