Timmie Guzzmann the author of Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! is always open to some unique and new experiences as well as some jerky inspirations from his dog El Ninjo.

Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him.

This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie.

His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new and akward dimension.

To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them.

Timmie's reality shift goes from a Ninja fart reality that he has been living for the past couple of months to an even freakier one this time because he is in the process of discovering the real secrets of jerky animals.

This leads him to this brand new creation of a phantasie rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats.

Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness.

This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about.