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Diary of Don & Jon: Ninja Book for Kids with Slimy Animal Jokes

By: Timmie Guzzmann
Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
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Publisher's Summary

This is the Diary of Don & Jon, the funny redneck twins. 

Don and Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods, and soon discover that there are even freakier phenomenons out there in the wild. 

The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators, and even spiders.

Inside, you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories.

Make sure to check out your pants before listening because these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don and Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants, because kids just LOL when listening about these different funny scenes. 

Parents love to join in for the fun! 

Hang on for more funny stories that are going to be released shortly in this brand new Zombie & Ninja Dynasty Series by Timmie Guzzmann. 

Inside, you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. 

If you love green slimy frogs, snakes, and other dangerous animals that are luring in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don and Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods, then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! 

Chapter 1: There Ain’t Nothin’ Finer Than Moonlight Hunting for Snakes n'Frogs  

Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside.... How do they find out of this trap? 

Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting and a Mysterious Strange Ninja  

Chapter 3: The Choice Between a Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter  

Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack 

Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker 

©2014 Inge Baum (P)2019 Inge Baum

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