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Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts

By: Timmie Guzzmann
Narrated by: Jeannie Lin
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It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation technologies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. They won the skateboard competition around the globe because of El Ninjo's Ninja Fart Powers. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about right now is the urge to countdown to Christmas day the coolest way he can think of and with his new fart powers. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts for now and this is enough reason to get creative. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality for him. Timmie is now the farting star and this fact is all he is really interested in. What better time than Christmas is there to finally be able to share his farty fantasies and disastrous Christmas fart moments!

©2013 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2014 Timmie Guzzmann

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