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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics.
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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 28-04-2025
- Language: English
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Holy Crap
- A Guide to World Religions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever wondered why gods are so obsessed with smiting people? Or why religious rules seem oddly fixated on what you can and can’t eat?
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Muck & Majesty
- A Peasant’s Reckoning
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Shane Leketa
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Mudwater is not a village of heroes. It’s a wretched stain on the map, a place where men toil, starve, and die beneath the weight of feudal cruelty.
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Muck & Majesty
- A Peasant’s Reckoning
- Narrated by: Shane Leketa
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 07-04-2025
- Language: English
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Planning a trip to Japan? Ditch the boring guidebooks and download the only Tokyo travel book that tells you what REALLY happens when you step into the neon chaos of Japan’s capital.
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 14-07-2025
- Language: English
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether you’re a whiskey newbie, a seasoned drinker, or just someone who wants to sound smart while ordering a dram, Whiskey & Shenanigans is the ultimate guide to enjoying whiskey without the pretentious nonsense.
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 29-09-2025
- Language: English
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- By: Dustin Gross, Traci Gross
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Ruby Rose, a 2010 Kia Soul with a sassy attitude and a knack for storytelling. When Traci, a frazzled mom, and her glitter-obsessed daughter Lizzie embark on a cross-country journey from Oklahoma to California, Ruby’s not just their ride—she’s their guide through life’s wild detours.
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 26-09-2025
- Language: English
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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What if Jesus was cloned… and didn’t want to save the world? In the neon-drenched dystopia of 2144, spirituality is a subscription service, and megachurches sell miracles like fast food. Meet Jesus 3. 0, the latest cloned messiah, who’s more anxious human than divine savior.
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 06-08-2025
- Language: English
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse.
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Ale-Stained Chronicles, Books 1, 2 and 3
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Nick Roughton
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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In the chaos of post-plague France, a bastard noble, a disgraced knight, a cunning thief, and a blasphemous priest embark on a treacherous journey to reclaim a stolen birthright. Betrayal lurks in every shadow, and the Hundred Years’ War has made mercenaries cheap—but loyalty even cheaper.
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The Ale-Stained Chronicles, Books 1, 2 and 3
- Narrated by: Nick Roughton
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 27-05-2025
- Language: English
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Flabsolutely Furious is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud satire full of rage-fueled redemption, absurd fight scenes, and snack-powered solidarity.
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 22-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Book of Tequila
- Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: C W Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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The sacred. The sinful. The stupid. Tequila is all of it—and this is your lime-salted, smoke-soaked guide to surviving it. There are books about tequila—and then there’s this unholy gospel of agave-fueled madness.
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The Book of Tequila
- Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions
- Narrated by: C W Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 20-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: "Coach Gary" Micheloni
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Adulting is a scam, and you’ve been tricked into playing. Bills, burnout, awkward family gatherings—nobody warned you it’d be this chaotic. How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide you didn’t know you needed.
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How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up
- Narrated by: "Coach Gary" Micheloni
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 13-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Struggling to function as a responsible adult? You’re not alone. How to Put On Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to surviving everyday chaos—bad alarms, awkward small talk, and grocery store blackouts.
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 12-05-2025
- Language: English
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Duck Off
- The Quack Chronicles
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Tavis Doucette
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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They stole his bread. They mocked his speech. Now, he's taking it all back—one quack at a time. Meet Thaddaeus McQuack: a furious, foul-mouthed duck with a grudge the size of a city pond and a speech impediment that only makes his threats funnier.
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Duck Off
- The Quack Chronicles
- Narrated by: Tavis Doucette
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 12-05-2025
- Language: English
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Love watches but don’t have a trust fund? Think collecting great timepieces means spending thousands? Think again. Watches for the Rest of Us is the ultimate guide to building a killer watch collection—without breaking the bank.
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 09-05-2025
- Language: English
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Holy WTF!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Bible
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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The Bible: History’s most dramatic, chaotic, and WTF-inducing book... now with 100% more sarcasm. Ever wondered why God created a talking snake, why Noah willingly signed up for the worst cruise in history, or why the Book of Revelation reads like a metal album fever dream?
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The Exorcist’s Guide to Dating
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Sasha Maestas
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Damien is a washed-up exorcist who never believed in happy endings—until one of his cursed blog posts goes viral. Now he’s “The Loveorcist,” a foul-mouthed, whiskey-loving relationship guru for the haunted and heartbroken.
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The Exorcist’s Guide to Dating
- Narrated by: Sasha Maestas
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
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Drink Like a Legend. Or at Least Like a Pirate. Rum is more than just a drink—it’s a lifestyle, a statement, and possibly the best bad decision you’ll ever make.
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Drunken Fairy’s Guide to Absolute Chaos
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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A foul-mouthed fairy. A princess with an axe. A kingdom one bar fight away from collapse.
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The Drunken Fairy’s Guide to Absolute Chaos
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Aromatic Buccaneer
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: David C Bender
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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A debonair rogue. A ship full of scoundrels. A scent that could change the world—or at least make it smell better.
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The Aromatic Buccaneer
- Narrated by: David C Bender
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 29-04-2025
- Language: English
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