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Jesus, Don’t Let Me Cuss in Church
- Honest Faith for People Who Still Screw Up
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Bill Sanders
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Jesus, Don’t Let Me Cuss in Church is a blunt, funny, and deeply pastoral field guide for believers who keep screwing up and still keep showing up.
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Jesus, Don’t Let Me Cuss in Church
- Honest Faith for People Who Still Screw Up
- Narrated by: Bill Sanders
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 15-04-2026
- Language: English
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Love watches but don’t have a trust fund? Think collecting great timepieces means spending thousands? Think again. Watches for the Rest of Us is the ultimate guide to building a killer watch collection—without breaking the bank.
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 09-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Drink Like a Legend. Or at Least Like a Pirate. Rum is more than just a drink—it’s a lifestyle, a statement, and possibly the best bad decision you’ll ever make.
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2025
- Language: English
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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics.
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Overall great insights
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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 28-04-2025
- Language: English
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Neurodivergent Spirituality
- When Traditional Worship Doesn’t Work for Your Brain
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Bob McCoy
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Traditional worship told you to sit still, be quiet, and focus. Your brain didn’t get the memo. If church overstimulates you, if “quiet time” feels like torture, and if your prayers arrive in tangents, you are not broken—you’re neurodivergent. And your way of worship can be just as holy.
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Neurodivergent Spirituality
- When Traditional Worship Doesn’t Work for Your Brain
- Narrated by: Bob McCoy
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 28-04-2026
- Language: English
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The Great Antarctic Mystery
- The Adventures of Traci the Penguin, Book 1
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Samantha Smith
- Length: 16 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Great Antarctic Mystery" follows Traci the Penguin, her adventurous husband Dustin, and their curious daughter Lizzie as they embark on a journey inspired by a glowing, ancient map Dustin discovers.
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The Great Antarctic Mystery
- The Adventures of Traci the Penguin, Book 1
- Narrated by: Samantha Smith
- Series: The Adventures of Traci the Penguin, Book 1
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 15-04-2025
- Language: English
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Oy Vey Almighty
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Jewish Faith
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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What do you get when you mix a cranky God, a bunch of emotionally fragile prophets, 613 commandments, and a whole lot of carbs? A sacred mess called Judaism—and this hilariously dysfunctional guide is here to make sense of it all.
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Oy Vey Almighty
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Jewish Faith
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 21-04-2025
- Language: English
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Short Fuse, Long Odds
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: David L. Wagner
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Jax hates stools. He hates counters that are chest-high. But mostly, he hates not getting paid. Captain Jax is a pilot with a Napoleon complex and a corvette held together by duct tape and lizard spit. He’s five-foot-six of pure spite in a galaxy built for giants.
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Short Fuse, Long Odds
- Narrated by: David L. Wagner
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 16-04-2026
- Language: English
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Do No Harm
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Healing isn't a miracle. It’s a transaction. Malakai Vane is not a "white mage." He doesn't pray, he doesn't sparkle, and he doesn't do charity. He is a combat medic who knows the one immutable law of magic: The Tax.
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Do No Harm
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 08-04-2026
- Language: English
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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What if Jesus was cloned… and didn’t want to save the world? In the neon-drenched dystopia of 2144, spirituality is a subscription service, and megachurches sell miracles like fast food. Meet Jesus 3. 0, the latest cloned messiah, who’s more anxious human than divine savior.
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 06-08-2025
- Language: English
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether you’re a whiskey newbie, a seasoned drinker, or just someone who wants to sound smart while ordering a dram, Whiskey & Shenanigans is the ultimate guide to enjoying whiskey without the pretentious nonsense.
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 29-09-2025
- Language: English
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- By: Dustin Gross, Traci Gross
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Ruby Rose, a 2010 Kia Soul with a sassy attitude and a knack for storytelling. When Traci, a frazzled mom, and her glitter-obsessed daughter Lizzie embark on a cross-country journey from Oklahoma to California, Ruby’s not just their ride—she’s their guide through life’s wild detours.
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 26-09-2025
- Language: English
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Questing Ain’t Easy
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Evan Henderson
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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If you like found family, sword-swinging disaster adventurers, sentient emotional support weapons, and saving the world by accident, you’ll love this laugh-out-loud fantasy romp. Start the most ridiculous quest ever. Before someone else gets stabbed. Again.
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Questing Ain’t Easy
- Narrated by: Evan Henderson
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 17-07-2025
- Language: English
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Planning a trip to Japan? Ditch the boring guidebooks and download the only Tokyo travel book that tells you what REALLY happens when you step into the neon chaos of Japan’s capital.
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 14-07-2025
- Language: English
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm.
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 09-07-2025
- Language: English
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Dive into the wild, sacred, and scandalous 2,000-year saga of the Catholic Church with The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth by Dustin Gross—a brutally honest history that pulls no punches.
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 09-07-2025
- Language: English
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows.
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 30-06-2025
- Language: English
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever feel like your flaws—cussing, temper, or all-out messiness—disqualify you from God’s love? Dustin Gross gets it.
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 27-06-2025
- Language: English
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Barry’s got issues. Anger issues. Drinking issues. Authority issues. Oh—and his stinger has a name. It's Carl. And Carl wants blood.
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 24-06-2025
- Language: English
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-06-2025
- Language: English
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