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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics.
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Holy Crocodiles!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology
- Narrated by: Tom Briggs
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 28-04-2025
- Language: English
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Kick Rocks
- The Art of Saying No
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Marlene E. Gundlach
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether you’re dealing with needy coworkers, guilt-tripping relatives, or friends who only show up when they need a favor, this audiobook arms you with real-world strategies—and laugh-out-loud lines—to say no like a pro.
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Kick Rocks
- The Art of Saying No
- Narrated by: Marlene E. Gundlach
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 09-04-2025
- Language: English
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether you’re a whiskey newbie, a seasoned drinker, or just someone who wants to sound smart while ordering a dram, Whiskey & Shenanigans is the ultimate guide to enjoying whiskey without the pretentious nonsense.
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Whiskey & Shenanigans
- A Hilarious Guide to Drinking, Buying, and Not Making a Damn Fool of Yourself
- Narrated by: Chris Bentley
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 29-09-2025
- Language: English
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- By: Dustin Gross, Traci Gross
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Ruby Rose, a 2010 Kia Soul with a sassy attitude and a knack for storytelling. When Traci, a frazzled mom, and her glitter-obsessed daughter Lizzie embark on a cross-country journey from Oklahoma to California, Ruby’s not just their ride—she’s their guide through life’s wild detours.
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Ruby Rose’s Road Trip of Destiny
- Narrated by: Amber D. Rankin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 26-09-2025
- Language: English
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Questing Ain’t Easy
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Evan Henderson
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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If you like found family, sword-swinging disaster adventurers, sentient emotional support weapons, and saving the world by accident, you’ll love this laugh-out-loud fantasy romp. Start the most ridiculous quest ever. Before someone else gets stabbed. Again.
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Questing Ain’t Easy
- Narrated by: Evan Henderson
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 17-07-2025
- Language: English
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Planning a trip to Japan? Ditch the boring guidebooks and download the only Tokyo travel book that tells you what REALLY happens when you step into the neon chaos of Japan’s capital.
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How to Tokyo
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Arrested in Japan
- Narrated by: Bradley Oconnor
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 14-07-2025
- Language: English
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm.
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 09-07-2025
- Language: English
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Dive into the wild, sacred, and scandalous 2,000-year saga of the Catholic Church with The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth by Dustin Gross—a brutally honest history that pulls no punches.
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 09-07-2025
- Language: English
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows.
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 30-06-2025
- Language: English
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever feel like your flaws—cussing, temper, or all-out messiness—disqualify you from God’s love? Dustin Gross gets it.
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 27-06-2025
- Language: English
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Barry’s got issues. Anger issues. Drinking issues. Authority issues. Oh—and his stinger has a name. It's Carl. And Carl wants blood.
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 24-06-2025
- Language: English
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-06-2025
- Language: English
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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What if Jesus was cloned… and didn’t want to save the world? In the neon-drenched dystopia of 2144, spirituality is a subscription service, and megachurches sell miracles like fast food. Meet Jesus 3. 0, the latest cloned messiah, who’s more anxious human than divine savior.
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Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 06-08-2025
- Language: English
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Ragnarök and Roll
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Norse Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Odin’s got one eye, Thor’s got zero brains, and Loki’s got no morals. Welcome to Norse Mythology—like you’ve never seen it before!
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Ragnarök and Roll
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Norse Mythology
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 04-06-2025
- Language: English
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse.
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Ale-Stained Chronicles, Books 1, 2 and 3
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Nick Roughton
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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In the chaos of post-plague France, a bastard noble, a disgraced knight, a cunning thief, and a blasphemous priest embark on a treacherous journey to reclaim a stolen birthright. Betrayal lurks in every shadow, and the Hundred Years’ War has made mercenaries cheap—but loyalty even cheaper.
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The Ale-Stained Chronicles, Books 1, 2 and 3
- Narrated by: Nick Roughton
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 27-05-2025
- Language: English
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
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Flabsolutely Furious is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud satire full of rage-fueled redemption, absurd fight scenes, and snack-powered solidarity.
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 22-05-2025
- Language: English
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The Book of Tequila
- Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: C W Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
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The sacred. The sinful. The stupid. Tequila is all of it—and this is your lime-salted, smoke-soaked guide to surviving it. There are books about tequila—and then there’s this unholy gospel of agave-fueled madness.
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The Book of Tequila
- Glory, Regret, and Other Sacred Traditions
- Narrated by: C W Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 20-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: "Coach Gary" Micheloni
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Adulting is a scam, and you’ve been tricked into playing. Bills, burnout, awkward family gatherings—nobody warned you it’d be this chaotic. How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide you didn’t know you needed.
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How to Survive Life Without Totally Screwing It Up
- Narrated by: "Coach Gary" Micheloni
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 13-05-2025
- Language: English
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Struggling to function as a responsible adult? You’re not alone. How to Put On Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to surviving everyday chaos—bad alarms, awkward small talk, and grocery store blackouts.
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 12-05-2025
- Language: English
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