Croak & Dagger cover art

Croak & Dagger

The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog

Preview
This Season's Biggest Deal

$0.99/mo for 3 months + $20 Audible bonus voucher

Auto-renews at $8.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime.
Get this deal
Offer ends on 28 December, 2026.
More purchase options

Croak & Dagger

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: Chase Johnson
Get this deal

Auto-renews at $8.99/mo after 3 months. Offer ends 28 December, 2026. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $17.43

Buy Now for $17.43

This Season's Biggest Deal | $0.99/mo for 3 months + $20 Audible bonus

Auto-renews at $8.99/mo. after 3 months - terms apply.
Summary

Meet Frank the Frog: the Swamp’s Foul-Mouthed Antihero!

In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.

Born in a polluted pond and abandoned by his tadpole dreams, Frank leads the “Swamp Bastards” in a satirical adventure novel against tech-frog overlords who’d rather drone-deliver flies than face his wrath.

Will his profane rants and reckless leaps save the swamp—or doom it?

Why you’ll love this anarchic fantasy story:

  • Irreverent Humor: Laugh-out-loud rants and absurd battles.Flawed Hero: Frank’s an antihero fantasy icon.
  • Vivid Setting: A chaotic swamp adventure fiction world of anarchist snails and haiku-spouting turtles.
  • Emotional Depth: Beneath the profanity, a heartfelt tale of surviving your own flaws.

Download this humorous fantasy novel now and dive into Frank’s gloriously moist misadventures!

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
Fantasy Humorous Literature & Fiction Satire Fiction Funny Witty Comedy
No reviews yet
In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.