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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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This novel is the tale of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. A regular guy who dies, is brought back to life as a ghastly walking cadaver, and becomes the international sensation hailed by the press as The Amazing Mr. Corpse. Fame! Wealth! Groupies! Despite his ghoulish appearance, Stanley finds himself living the dream. But in many ways, it’s harder to be a celebrity than a zombie. The suits behind Project Second Chance want to tell him how to behave in public. There’s constant pressure coming at him from all sides—not to mention that many people consider him a vile blasphemy.
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 10-06-2022
- Language: English
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- By: Staci Layne Wilson, Jeff Strand, Marco Mannone, and others
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
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Tune in, turn on, and drop in to the rock 'n' roll rabbit hole! Along Comes Scary is set in an alternate spooky ’60s where vampires play screaming guitars, hell-bound hotrodders start a new trend on AM radio, and there are groupies who will do anything for a piece of their favorite band. Stories include "Papa’s Got a Brand-New Body Bag", "Hell-A Woman", and "She’s Got a Ticket to Die".
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Series: Rock & Roll Nightmares, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 15-09-2021
- Language: English
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And Hell Followed: An Anthology
- By: Death's Head Press, Wrath James White, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Richard Mudd
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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Seventeen authors reimagine the biblical apocalypse and all the hell that follows in 16 horrifying tales. What if the prophecies of Revelation hit today? What sort of craziness and evil would ensue? With this list of excellent authors contributing, it’s sure to be a hell of a listen!
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And Hell Followed: An Anthology
- Narrated by: Richard Mudd
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 29-07-2021
- Language: English
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- By: R.E. Sargent, Steven Pajak, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Razor-sharp teeth. Vicious claws. The soul-piercing eyes that stare you down right before it pounces. What will you do when it’s you against a purveyor of pure evil? You think it’s just a dream? Think again. These nightmare creatures have transcended the pages of the books they were written into, they’ve ripped their way from the silver screen, and now they are coming for you. There is nowhere to hide - they will find you. But the question remains. Do you have what it takes to conquer the beast or will you let it destroy you?
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Series: The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 01-06-2021
- Language: English
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Bring Her Back
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
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Frank knows that he's creepy. There's nothing he can do about it. His creepiness - along with the fact that his father once killed 11 people in an office shooting - has kept him from ever having a girlfriend. When he finally works up the nerve to ask Abigail out on a date, after buying flowers from her every day for the past three months, he's sure she'll say no. But she accepts. These two kindhearted but weird souls have found each other, and Frank thinks his life is about to change for the better. But this is not a love story. This is a tale of revenge and madness.
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Not my favourite by Jeff Strand
- By Hebby~Bookworm on 10-02-2021
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Bring Her Back
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 20-01-2021
- Language: English
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Cemetery Dance Magazine says that, "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you.
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Gleefully Macabre Tales
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 04-06-2020
- Language: English
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Everything Has Teeth
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 14-11-2019
- Language: English
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How You Ruined My Life
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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How You Ruined My Life
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 03-04-2018
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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Good story, Shame about the Narration
- By Katie on 22-04-2018
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 23-03-2018
- Language: English
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Fangboy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby -- except for a mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence.
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Fangboy
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 15-03-2017
- Language: English
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Kutter
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Jack Clancy
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Charlie Stanlon is a serial killer. A ghastly, vicious sociopath who chains women to a table in his basement and tortures them to death. He has no friends. He has no family. He despises his co-workers. His only pleasure in life is to cause pain and terror...until the day he finds an adorable Boston terrier and takes it home.
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A horror story with charm
- By Hebby~Bookworm on 18-10-2019
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Kutter
- Narrated by: Jack Clancy
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 05-08-2016
- Language: English
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Suckers
- By: J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
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Suckers
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 4.5
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 09-08-2011
- Language: English
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The Never Dead
- By: Dan Henk, Jeff Strand, Tim Curran, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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As Rod Sterling famously said, "You unlock this door with the key to your imagination". Sixteen tales of horror and woe are ensconced here.
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The Never Dead
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 24-07-2023
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-08-2022
- Language: English
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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After a series of bizarre and increasingly horrific attacks from pulpy, red, seeded fruit, Mason Dixon finds himself leading a "crack" team of specialists to save the planet. But will they be quick enough to save everyone? To save you? You can't run! You can't swim!
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 03-04-2023
- Language: English
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 23-12-2022
- Language: English
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