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Welcome to The Wiener University—the only place where your tuition is paid in crushed dreams, self-doubt, and questionable life choices.Meet Ed and Liz: two once-promising adults now marinating in a thick, lukewarm broth of low self-esteem and lost potential. After walking away from their careers and watching their confidence melt like a gas station hot dog under a heat lamp, they’ve found themselves in a full-blown Weenie state of mind. With no prospects and time slipping through their thirty-something fingers, desperation leads them to enroll in a local university—hoping for a ...

“Welcome to Winnie’s Guide to Dating and Relationships — the only show where love advice comes with a side of self-deprecating humor and maybe a hot dog metaphor or two. I’m your host, Maximum Jones — life enthusiast, romance realist, and proud captain of the S.S. Weenie.” “Here in the Weenie Universe, we don’t promise you’ll find ‘the one’ — but we do promise you’ll find yourself, a little laughter, and probably some questionable dating stories. Whether you’re single, situationship’d, or just texting your ex because Mercury’s in retrograde — this is your ...