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Attention
- A Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Brian E. Smith
- Length: 28 mins
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Penelope was a plain, unassuming woman that nobody noticed. Her job was going nowhere. Enter Debbie, her new co-worker at the insurance company where Penelope had gone unnoticed for nearly three years. Debbie's going places in the company, and fast. Why? Because she saved her money and got breast implants. Once Penelope saw what those implants did for Debbie, she decided to have the operation herself. One way or another, she would get noticed. Be careful what you wish for, Penelope. Attention may not be all that it's cracked up to be.
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Attention
- A Short Story
- Narrated by: Brian E. Smith
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 31-07-2013
- Language: English
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Familiarity Breeds Attempt
- A Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Glenn Hascall
- Length: 14 mins
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Ralph has it bad. He's in love with Helen, who doesn't know he exists. His plan is to send her letters on a regular basis and sooner or later she's bound to give in. Ralph's friend Tom is not so sure that's such a great idea, you know, with the stalking laws and all. But Ralph persists and personally hands Jerry, the mailman, another of his convincing letters to personally deliver to Helen. Will Helen file a restraining order? Will Tom keep teasing Ralph? Will Jerry get sick of Ralph's letters to Helen?
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Familiarity Breeds Attempt
- A Short Story
- Narrated by: Glenn Hascall
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 01-08-2013
- Language: English
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Molotov Cop Tales
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Joe Geoffrey
- Length: 41 mins
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Here for your listening enjoyment are seven tales of actual police cases straight from the files of a real Wisconsin police department, as they actually happened. These incidents were related to me by a retired police captain. Names were changed to protect the innocent, but the events are as real as they get. Truth IS stranger than fiction, as you will find out when you read these accounts.
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Molotov Cop Tales
- Narrated by: Joe Geoffrey
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 23-08-2013
- Language: English
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Cooper Times Six
- Six Short Stories
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Mark Douglas Nelson
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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Cooper Times Six consists of six short stories of revenge. These include: "That's Show Biz:" Cooper is hired by a girl to rescue her boyfriend from drug dealers. "Rock Bottom:" Cooper finds the body of an old man in his dumpster and investigates his heirs. "A Really Good Friend:" Dean asks Elliott to help him hide the body of a prostitute that dies while he was with her. "Tall, Dark, and Dead:" Elliott is mugged. Then the mugger is killed by someone who thinks that they’ve killed Elliott.
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Cooper Times Six
- Six Short Stories
- Narrated by: Mark Douglas Nelson
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 05-09-2013
- Language: English
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Nothing to Sneeze At
- Cooper Collection, 081
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Ted Brooks
- Length: 17 mins
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It's a long holiday weekend and Clay Cooper decides to take his son, Elliott fishing. As they sit there peacefully in the boat, Elliott sneezes and Clay automatically says, 'Bless you,' prompting Elliott to question the whole superstitious custom and how it came to be. By the time he's finished explaining it to Dad, Dad has some questions of his own.
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Nothing to Sneeze At
- Cooper Collection, 081
- Narrated by: Ted Brooks
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 12-08-2013
- Language: English
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Cooper Investigations 1947-1987
- Six Short Stories
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Jim Tedder
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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Cooper Investigations 1947-1987 runs 6.8 hours and consists of the following short stories: "018 - Violence Is Golden," "019 - Surprise Package," "020 - The Big Sweep," "033 - Top Of The World," "034 - Til Death Do Us Part," and "039 - The Clay Cooper Cop Killer Caper".
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Cooper Investigations 1947-1987
- Six Short Stories
- Narrated by: Jim Tedder
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 11-09-2013
- Language: English
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Who?
- Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Chuck Patyk
- Length: 11 mins
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There was nothing Fred Pickering liked better than standing on his back porch on a warm summer's evening watching the sun dip down below the horizon. Well, almost nothing. Fred loved birds. He loved everything about birds. His personal library of bird books numbered in the dozens. He had bird feeders hanging from most of the trees in his yard and he'd even given names to several of the more recognizable birds.
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Who?
- Short Story
- Narrated by: Chuck Patyk
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 08-08-2013
- Language: English
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It's a Wonderful Death
- Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Richard Henzel
- Length: 8 mins
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This ain't no Jimmy Stewart Christmas movie. A policeman patrols the downtown area during the Christmas season, checking knobs and keeping the neighborhood safe. His rounds take him past the bridge on the edge of town where he sees a man standing on the railing, contemplating jumping to his death. Can our friendly neighborhood cop talk him out of it and give him a reason to live? Sometimes it's better to just mind your own business.
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It's a Wonderful Death
- Short Story
- Narrated by: Richard Henzel
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 31-07-2013
- Language: English
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Road to Nowhere
- Cooper Collection 077
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Mark Douglas Nelson
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Elliott Cooper's off to Las Vegas for a week-long P.I. convention and he's driving there in his new car. He stops for gas in Barstow and two thugs carjack him and his car. They slug him, dump him in the desert and leave him for dead. This could have been the end for Elliott Cooper had Jane not come along when she did. She takes Elliott back to her house in the middle of nowhere. Elliott had been hit so hard on the head that now he can't remember who he is, what he is and where he belongs.
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Road to Nowhere
- Cooper Collection 077
- Narrated by: Mark Douglas Nelson
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
- Release date: 25-09-2013
- Language: English
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Invincible
- Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Aze Fellner
- Length: 21 mins
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What if nothing could hurt you? What if no one could beat you up? What if, no matter what you tried, you couldn't die? I guess you'd consider yourself to be invincible, wouldn't you. And if that became the case, how would it affect your attitude, your confidence, your outlook on life and how you viewed other people? And would it be all it's cracked up to be? Listen and find out.
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Invincible
- Short Story
- Narrated by: Aze Fellner
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 11-09-2013
- Language: English
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Cooper Collection, 108
- Go To Heller
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Roy Bunales
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
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This is not your typical Cooper story. That is, the main character in this story, Eddie Heller, crosses paths with Matt Cooper but the story is really about Eddie and his quest to become a cop in Hollywood during the 1930s. It follows Eddie life from birth on, ending up on the streets of Hollywood in the 1950s.
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Cooper Collection, 108
- Go To Heller
- Narrated by: Roy Bunales
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
- Release date: 06-09-2013
- Language: English
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New Kid on the Block (Short Story)
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Ralph Morocco
- Length: 18 mins
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You are a huge fan of author Lawrence Block and you would do anything to meet him and get his autograph. Would you die for it? That's probably carrying things a bit too far, but hey, this is fiction. Let's see what happens at one of Lawrence Block's book signings...
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New Kid on the Block (Short Story)
- Narrated by: Ralph Morocco
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 19-07-2013
- Language: English
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Snap, Crackle, Kill
- Short Story
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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Jackie is nine-years-old and seems like a typical kid until you talk to his friend, Stuart. No one else can see or hear Stuart except Jackie. It was Stuart's idea to start that fire and it was Stuart who wet Jackie's bed. It was Stuart who told Jackie to kill those little animals. Jackie looks out his window to see little Timmy playing across the street. He'd better hope Stuart doesn't hurt that little kid.
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Snap, Crackle, Kill
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- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Release date: 13-09-2013
- Language: English
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Matt Cooper: The Early Cases
- Eight Short Stories
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Kirk Ziegler
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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Matt Cooper - The Early Cases runs for 4 hours and 16 minutes and consists of 8 short stories.
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Matt Cooper: The Early Cases
- Eight Short Stories
- Narrated by: Kirk Ziegler
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 27-08-2013
- Language: English
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The Pickpocket Chronicles
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Chip Wood
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
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The Pickpocket Chronicles consists of the following short stories:
- 1). "Candy From a Baby" (Introduces our three pickpockets plying their trade at the Milwaukee Circus Parade).
- 2). "I Lean and Rob" (Pickpockets move north to Sheboygan to work the Bratwurst Day festival).
- 3). "California or Bust" (Pickpockets move to Hollywood and pick the wrong people to rob).
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The Pickpocket Chronicles
- Narrated by: Chip Wood
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 01-10-2013
- Language: English
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Make a Run for It (Short Story)
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Larry Terpening
- Length: 20 mins
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I sat on the passenger's side in the front, next to Lou. Frankie sat directly behind me, keeping his gun at my neck. My reasons for being in this spot in the first place are unimportant. Let's just say that these two thugs had their orders and their orders included taking me for a ride. I always thought there'd be big money in being a mobster. It never dawned on me that what I knew would lead me to the predicament I now found myself in.
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Make a Run for It (Short Story)
- Narrated by: Larry Terpening
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 05-08-2013
- Language: English
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One More for Dinner
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- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Aaron G. Connor
- Length: 28 mins
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Betty and Frank live a normal married lifestyle. She's a homemaker and he owns a third generation butcher shop. He's content with his life, but it seems Betty is not. She's been seeing Frank's friend, Bruce on the sly for afternoon delights. As long as Frank doesn't find out, what's the harm? Frank finds out.
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One More for Dinner
- Short Story
- Narrated by: Aaron G. Connor
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 16-08-2013
- Language: English
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A Ten-Pack of Shorts
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Ted Brooks
- Length: 38 mins
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Here is A Ten-Pack of Shorts which includes: "Alice Visits a Psychiatrist:" Just back from Wonderland, Alice can’t believe what she saw and needs to tell someone. "Are We There Yet:" If that kid doesn’t stop asking if we’re there yet, I’ll…I’ll…You’ll what? "Automated 911:" Another annoyance of everyday life taken to extremes. "Blood Bath:" There’s blood everywhere in this room, yet no one was killed. How’s that possible?
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A Ten-Pack of Shorts
- Narrated by: Ted Brooks
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 01-08-2013
- Language: English
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That's Rick, Not Ricky
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- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Matt Weight
- Length: 8 mins
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You have a chance to audition for the lead guitar position in Ricky Nelson's band. You have the experience, you just bought a new Fender Telecaster and you are ready to make the big time. But be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.
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That's Rick, Not Ricky
- Short Story
- Narrated by: Matt Weight
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 06-08-2013
- Language: English
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Sgt. Cooper's Lonely Hearts Club Frame
- Cooper Collection 038
- By: Bill Bernico
- Narrated by: Stephen H. Marsden Ph.D.
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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It's 1980 and Clay Cooper is now running Cooper Investigations with his father, Matt, helping out as needed. Matt decides to join a lonely hearts club to try to find a companion his own age. He finds one and they have a wonderful night of coffee and talking. The next morning when he goes to call her, Sergeant Dean Hollister (Dan's son) answers the phone. The woman has been murdered and Matt was the last one to see her alive. He's been framed but he and Clay won't sit still for it. What they find during their investigation is a case of major proportions and a lot of people will die before this story is over...some you'll know and some will be strangers.
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Sgt. Cooper's Lonely Hearts Club Frame
- Cooper Collection 038
- Narrated by: Stephen H. Marsden Ph.D.
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Release date: 08-08-2013
- Language: English
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