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Continue Laughing
- By: Carl Reiner
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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This is the story of Bronx-born David Kokolovitz and his hilarious experiences with sex, Shakespeare, and the South Pacific. We follow David on his journey away from his Bronx home in search of an acting career. In a comedy of opposites, New Yorker David ends up living in the Deep South where he lands his first acting job at a southern Shakespeare repertory company. Just as the hazards of too-tight tights and too-long soliloquies become too much for him, World War II conveniently breaks out and he moves on to entertain the troops.
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Continue Laughing
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 16-12-1999
- Language: English
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- By: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 15-12-1999
- Language: English
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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Dave Barry exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960's that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. His new book gives parents-to-be the hard facts they need. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prison - to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps.
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 14-08-2009
- Language: English
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Jonathan Winters is Terminator 3
- By: Jonathan Winters
- Narrated by: Jonathan Winters
- Length: 57 mins
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Arnold Schwarzenegger appears in these spontaneous antics from the comic mind of Jonathan Winters. Along with impressions of Robin Williams, Groucho Marx and Saddam Hussein, treat yourself to a laugh trip with such famous Winters characters as Grandma Frickert and Chester Honeyhugger.
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Jonathan Winters is Terminator 3
- Narrated by: Jonathan Winters
- Length: 57 mins
- Release date: 06-11-2009
- Language: English
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Life's Little Destruction Book
- Boorish, Insensitive, and Socially Obnoxious Pointers for Leading a Simple, Self-Centered Life
- By: Charles Sherwood Dane
- Narrated by: Bruce Vilanch
- Length: 42 mins
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Subtitled "512 boorish, insensitive, and socially obnoxious pointers for leading a simple, self-centered life," this little book is a hilarious parody of the best seller with a similar name. Here are just a few of the gems contained within. Number 24: Give little kids clothes for their birthdays. Number 101: Argue with everybody. Number 326: Leave the alarm on when he doesn't have to get up. This guide is bound to bring at least 512 laughs.
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Life's Little Destruction Book
- Boorish, Insensitive, and Socially Obnoxious Pointers for Leading a Simple, Self-Centered Life
- Narrated by: Bruce Vilanch
- Length: 42 mins
- Release date: 16-12-1999
- Language: English
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Me and Kaminski
- A Novel
- By: Daniel Kehlmann
- Narrated by: Nicolas Coster
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
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Sebastian Zollner's failure as a journalist is matched only by his personal failures: his girlfriend is moving a new lover in before Sebastian even knows he's been dumped. Searching for the break that will redeem him in the eyes of his peers, he heads off on a wild-goose chase into the mountains to interview the eccentric, legendary painter Manuel Kaminski with the hope of writing his biography. Kaminski is going blind and is living in seclusion with his daughter.
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Me and Kaminski
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Nicolas Coster
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 20-12-2008
- Language: English
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Just Desserts
- A Novellelah
- By: Carl Reiner
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
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Successful romance novelist Nat Noland has just had his cage severely rattled. After receiving an email directly from God, he just can't seem to get anywhere with his new novel. In Just Desserts, the grand poobah of American comedy, Carl Reiner, will have you holding your sides like never before. Follow Nat on his romps around New York City, as he tries to make sense of this divine intervention. Reminiscent of Mark Twain's Letters from the Earth, Just Desserts sparkles with the slapstick comedy and madcap hijinks that Reiner fans have loved for decades.
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Just Desserts
- A Novellelah
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 24-04-2012
- Language: English
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Claw Your Way to the Top
- How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
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Sick of working your way to the top? America's most popular humorist, Dave Barry, shows you the alternate route, giving you tools to become the head of a major corporation in roughly a week. His surefire tips, from what shirt to wear to how to deal with pesky subordinates, will keep you laughing all the way up the corporate ladder.
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Claw Your Way to the Top
- How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 16-12-1999
- Language: English
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Not Enough Indians
- By: Harry Shearer
- Narrated by: Harry Shearer
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Meet the residents of Gammage, New York, a town on the verge of declaring bankruptcy, when inspiration strikes. Why not go native, and open a casino? With Not Enough Indians, actor, writer, producer, and former Saturday Night Live cast member Harry Shearer joins the ranks of such comedian/authors as Steve Martin and Michael Palin with a brilliantly funny, whip-smart satire of greed, collusion, distrust, and betrayal in the halls of Washington and the casinos of Native America.
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Not Enough Indians
- Narrated by: Harry Shearer
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 12-02-2007
- Language: English
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The Magic Christian
- By: Terry Southern
- Narrated by: Terry Southern
- Length: 1 hr and 48 mins
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He's a grand guy, that Guy Grand—billionaire by birth, entrepreneur by avocation, and thoroughly unpredictable. He "keeps his hand in", buying into and revolutionizing industries ranging from championship boxing to African safaris. Is he a crackpot, or an eccentric, or perhaps a visionary with a goal of social redemption? Grand's greatest project, his tour de force, the cruise ship Magic Christian, sets sail on Easter Sunday, fully renovated into the most luxurious vessel ever to sail the seas.
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The Magic Christian
- Narrated by: Terry Southern
- Length: 1 hr and 48 mins
- Release date: 20-11-2009
- Language: English
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Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans
- By: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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The Three Little Pigs and the Perils of Subsidized Housing, Cinderella and the Glass Ceiling, Hillary the Snow Queen - these rehabilitated "classics" and many more would be required bedtime reading under the regime of President Gingrich, or "Uncle Newt," as he likes his little pals to call him. Yes, all the orphans at the new Boy's Town, their bellies full of ketchup, will be enraptured by these GOP fairy tales celebrating the Contract with America and cautioning youngsters about the evil Welfare State of long ago. These bedtime stories could keep you awake all night. Narrator Arte Johnson won an Emmy for his work on the classic TV show, Laugh-In.
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Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Release date: 15-12-1999
- Language: English
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American Rhapsody
- By: Joe Eszterhas
- Narrated by: Ed Asner, Nina Foch, Melissa Gilbert, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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If the Watergate scandal was a national nightmare, then maybe the Clinton scandal was a national wet dream, and who better to narrate it than the screenwriter Joe Eszterhas? In American Rhapsody, Eszterhas, whose credits include Basic Instinct and Showgirls, takes us through the events that threatened to topple a president. From scandalmongers Matt Drudge and Ken Starr, to his final, unimpeachable witness, Willard - none other than President Clinton's talking penis - Eszterhas gives us the goods.
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American Rhapsody
- Narrated by: Ed Asner, Nina Foch, Melissa Gilbert, Bill Maher, Will Sasso, David Dukes, Joe Eszterhas
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 15-09-2017
- Language: English
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England, England
- A Novel
- By: Julian Barnes
- Narrated by: Judy Geeson
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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The sun always shines over England, England! With remarkable wit, acclaimed novelist Julian Barnes tells the story of an egotistical mogul and his vision of recreating all of England's attractions in one place. Now visitors can conveniently site-see everything from the Tower of London to Stonehenge in a single weekend. But what happens when fantasy and reality begin to blur?
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- By Kindle Customer on 02-01-2018
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England, England
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Judy Geeson
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 16-12-1999
- Language: English
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Letters from the Earth
- Uncensored Writings by Mark Twain
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Penniless and downtrodden at the loss of his wife and one of his daughters, Samuel Clemens turned to writing. The short stories and essays in Letters from the Earth find Clemens—under the pseudonym of Mark Twain—at perhaps his most quizzical and questioning state ever. Written as diary entries, Twain penned a series of letters from the point of view of a dejected angel on Earth who observes the many curious natures of man. These pieces, gathered by Twain's literary executor, feature sharp takes on the inconsistencies of Christianity and farcical criticisms of American life.
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Letters from the Earth
- Uncensored Writings by Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2022
- Language: English
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Enter Laughing
- A Bio-Novel
- By: Carl Reiner
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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One of America's funniest comedians, Carl Reiner, tells of a young man's frustrations as a machinist's helper who tries to break into show business. The semi-autobiographical novel details the bumpy journey as the aspiring actor tries to extricate himself from his overly protective parents—and his two girlfriends. Enter Laughing is a heartwarming, laugh-out-loud, and relatable story of a young man with love in his heart and grease paint on his face—a tale that guarantees to have listeners exit laughing.
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Enter Laughing
- A Bio-Novel
- Narrated by: Carl Reiner
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 31-03-2022
- Language: English
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The Beverly Hillbillies
- By: Todd Strasser
- Narrated by: Henry Gibson
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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The charm of the crazy Clampett clan lives on! After striking oil on his land in the Ozarks, Jed Clampett decides the sophisticated life in Beverly Hills is just what he and his kin—Jethro Bodine, Elly May, and Granny—deserve. Humorous antics ensue when they proceed to shake up privileged society with their hayseed ways. This novelization of the film features all of the favorite characters from the original series—including uptight banker Mr. Drysdale and his prim assistant Miss Jane Hathaway.
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The Beverly Hillbillies
- Narrated by: Henry Gibson
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Release date: 27-07-2022
- Language: English
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The Frog Prince
- A Fairy Tale for Consenting Adults
- By: Stephen Mitchell
- Narrated by: Stephen Mitchell
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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In this brilliant retelling of the classic tale about the transcendent power of love, author Stephen Mitchell writes, "There are two kinds of women: those who marry princes and those who marry frogs.” While the frogs never become princes, over the course of an ordinary marriage, a prince may turn into a frog. However, Mitchell tells of a different kind of love story. This adult fairytale is the story of a meditative frog's love for a rebellious princess, how she came to love him in spite of herself, and how her refusal to compromise helped him become what he was truly meant to be.
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The Frog Prince
- A Fairy Tale for Consenting Adults
- Narrated by: Stephen Mitchell
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 26-07-2022
- Language: English
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Me and Kaminski
- By: Daniel Kehlmann
- Narrated by: Nicholas Coster
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
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Sebastian Zollner's failure as a journalist is matched only by his personal failures. Searching for redemption in the eyes of his peers, he heads off into the mountains to interview the eccentric, legendary painter Manuel Kaminski with the hope of writing his biography. Going blind and living in seclusion with his daughter, Kaminski could be working on his next masterpiece or easing into his final days. His artistic reputation hinges on any number of factors, but most prominently on a definitive biography.
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Me and Kaminski
- Narrated by: Nicholas Coster
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-07-2022
- Language: English
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Right Ho, Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Nicolas Coster
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Has Jeeves finally lost his grip? Wealthy, scatterbrained Bertie Wooster—with the aid of his ever-faithful butler, Jeeves—attempts to romantically link dreamy, soulful Gussie Fink-Nottle with soppy, sweet Madeline Bassett. But as soon as Bertie takes Gussie and Madeline's love connection into his own hands, things go disastrously wrong! Fortunately, Jeeves steps in to set matters straight. But the characters must endure tangled layers of comedic complications before they reach the invariably clever and satisfying finale.
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Right Ho, Jeeves
- Narrated by: Nicolas Coster
- Series: Jeeves & Wooster, Book 6
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 22-02-2023
- Language: English
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Don Quixote de la Mancha
- By: Miguel Cervantes
- Narrated by: Christopher Cazenove
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Entranced by romantic tales of heroism and chivalry, Don Quixote—self-proclaimed knight errant—embarks on a delusional quest for fame and adventure. The eccentric Spanish country gentleman and his companion Sancho encounter an array of unforgettable characters and undertake some of the most famously foolhardy exploits in literature. Listeners will delight in following their chivalrous misadventures to right wrongs and punish evil in this timeless, laugh-out-loud tale.
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Don Quixote de la Mancha
- Narrated by: Christopher Cazenove
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 13-02-2023
- Language: English
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