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Self Realization & Help Turning Your Enemies into Pygmy Goats
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Catherine Adams
- Length: 17 mins
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This short guide is a fictional self-hypnotic tool to aid you when you are under stress. You can reuse it as many times as you wish, and in audio it may be strengthened. It is counselor approved and recommended by a therapist's friend.
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Self Realization & Help Turning Your Enemies into Pygmy Goats
- Narrated by: Catherine Adams
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2015
- Language: English
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The Petticoat Castrator
- Cynthia the Queen of Castration
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Rob Zaleski
- Length: 18 mins
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This is about a vicious woman who castrates thousands of men. She runs a burger stand during the daytime and serves burgers made out of one hundred percent testicles. She is a shape changing, supernatural, vicious beast of the night in the form of a very beautiful woman.
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The Petticoat Castrator
- Cynthia the Queen of Castration
- Narrated by: Rob Zaleski
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 20-10-2015
- Language: English
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Bigfoot & Frankenstein
- Narrated by: Kevin Theis
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 02-09-2016
- Language: English
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The Mail Order Bride from Russia
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Jerrod Barth
- Length: 17 mins
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This story is about a man whose desperation for love drove him to a shady mail order bride agency from the country of Russia. This brief tale shares his gruesome story. His name was John and the only thing he ever wanted was love and companionship, but what he got was a total nightmare.
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The Mail Order Bride from Russia
- Narrated by: Jerrod Barth
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 05-12-2016
- Language: English
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Frog Boy
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Vanessa Marroquin
- Length: 16 mins
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This is a treacherous and bloody short story about a bullfrog with the human head of a boy. His name was Norman and he was a very curious and strange child.
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Frog Boy
- Narrated by: Vanessa Marroquin
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 03-02-2017
- Language: English
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The Scorned Lonely Woman That Only Wanted Romance
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Samuel Schwarz
- Length: 23 mins
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This is the violent and bloody story about a lonely, ugly woman. She brought a bottle of fine scotch, 200 dollars cash, and a deep dish Chicago pizza to her local homeless shelter in the attempt to seduce a homeless man for a night of romance. Unfortunately, not even the homeless can be bribed, due to her ugliness.
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The Scorned Lonely Woman That Only Wanted Romance
- Narrated by: Samuel Schwarz
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 06-02-2017
- Language: English
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Abe Lincoln's Secret Romance
- Narrated by: Michael A. Adashefski
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 17-11-2016
- Language: English
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The Appalachian Abomination
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Daniel A Kiesow
- Length: 19 mins
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This is a short tale about life in the Appalachian Mountains in the 1800s. It entails the hardships of lonely mountain men and a beautiful red-headed woman with the body of a duck.
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The Appalachian Abomination
- Narrated by: Daniel A Kiesow
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 05-12-2016
- Language: English
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Pigeon of Death
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon
- Length: 21 mins
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This is a short story about a ruthless, bloodthirsty, raw-brain-eating pigeon possessed by an evil witch doctor. The beast momentarily tormented the city of Chicago, and this is its tale.
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Pigeon of Death
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 11-11-2016
- Language: English
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Attack of the Killer Babies
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Rachel Roth
- Length: 19 mins
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This short 3200-word story is about how vicious and evil babies took over an entire town. It is a tale of survival and how one cop refused to give up. Officer Smith never stopped fighting for his life throughout the entire dilemma.
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Attack of the Killer Babies
- Narrated by: Rachel Roth
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 29-09-2016
- Language: English
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Fart Knowledge
- How to Fart Politely & Fart Stories
- By: Jeffrey Dale Jeschke
- Narrated by: Chris Martinez
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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This humorous audiobook is a conglomeration of the titles, How To Fart Politely, Fart Knowledge, Fartropolis and Dinosaur Farts.
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Fart Knowledge
- How to Fart Politely & Fart Stories
- Narrated by: Chris Martinez
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Release date: 12-09-2016
- Language: English
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Gertrude & the Nursing Home Massacre
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Chrystianna Robinson
- Length: 21 mins
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Gertrude was a one-eyed 91-year-old woman with a battle ax. She hid it under her butt in her wheelchair. She was a hideous and vicious beast of a killer. When she was forced into a nursing center, she took no prisoners.
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Gertrude & the Nursing Home Massacre
- Narrated by: Chrystianna Robinson
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 20-06-2016
- Language: English
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Chicago's Worst Nightmare
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Andrew Mason
- Length: 21 mins
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This is a short story about an angry old man who's a former mascot for a chicken restaurant. He drives a relatively fast scooter and wears a long black trench coat. He has an infatuation with fire and explosions. He also has a ton of dynamite at his disposal. He is angry and upset and wants to unleash it on Chicago. His name is Hank, and he despises the city of Chicago.
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Chicago's Worst Nightmare
- Narrated by: Andrew Mason
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 12-05-2016
- Language: English
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Bar Flies Explained
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Kathy Vogel
- Length: 19 mins
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This is a brief guide to understanding the people that inhabit bars every week year round. It aids those attempting to understand what is really going on inside a bar.
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Bar Flies Explained
- Narrated by: Kathy Vogel
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 21-01-2016
- Language: English
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How to Get Away with Murder 101
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Micah St. Ariel
- Length: 14 mins
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This is a fictional guide on how to get away with murder, and it was written strictly for entertainment purposes.
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How to Get Away with Murder 101
- Narrated by: Micah St. Ariel
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 13-01-2016
- Language: English
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Penis Health 101 with Humor
- Narrated by: Michael J. Bevan
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 08-01-2016
- Language: English
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Lucy Was No Typical Serial Killer
- By: Jeff Jeschke
- Narrated by: Jessica McEvoy
- Length: 27 mins
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This is a short story about a 79-year-old angry, bitter old woman that liked to murder in a local park at night. Her weapon of choice is the ball peen hammer.
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Lucy Was No Typical Serial Killer
- Narrated by: Jessica McEvoy
- Length: 27 mins
- Release date: 24-12-2015
- Language: English
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Haunted Chinese Restaurant
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Sean Rogers
- Length: 16 mins
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This is a short story about a haunted Chinese restaurant. The angry spirits of hundreds and hundreds of cats, dogs, and birds banded together for retribution. The animals wanted justice against Mr. Chong. His evil secret was that he kidnapped hundreds of animals only to butcher them and serve them as food to the unknowing public.
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Haunted Chinese Restaurant
- Narrated by: Sean Rogers
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 24-12-2015
- Language: English
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Grandmother's Haunted Bunions
- By: Jeffrey D. Jeschke
- Narrated by: Jana Morgan
- Length: 21 mins
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This is a short story about a grandmother that has red-headed bunions that eat raw steak and terrorize the home of a teenager and his family.
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Grandmother's Haunted Bunions
- Narrated by: Jana Morgan
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 10-12-2015
- Language: English
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The Haunted Brothel of Amarillo
- By: Jeffrey Jeschke
- Narrated by: Alexandra Erika Schmitz
- Length: 16 mins
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This is about a haunted brothel. The brothel is inhabited by cannibals and ghosts. Two women are in charge in this evil place and they go by a ghost named Claudia and a living, beastly 290-pound woman named Nadine. They feed the unknowing public free port-a-pit penises to promote their business. All men who enter the brothel are brutally murdered and eaten. Their time is up when preacher man Big John McFarland decides to attack the establishment with dynamite, holy water, and his 10-gauge shotgun.
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The Haunted Brothel of Amarillo
- Narrated by: Alexandra Erika Schmitz
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 10-12-2015
- Language: English
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