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Graverobbers Wanted: No Experience Necessary
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 1
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
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When you’re desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren’t the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, a married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key - a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. But what he finds in the grave isn’t quite what he expected, and what begins as a simple evening of morally questionable manual labor turns into a really good way to die.
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Graverobbers Wanted: No Experience Necessary
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 11-08-2020
- Language: English
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
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As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract concept, something oft-discussed with his wife, Helen, but rarely experienced. So, when internet celebrity explorer Percival Longshore asks Andrew and his best friend, Roger, to travel with him on a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, Andrew laughs off the idea.
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 5
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 20-07-2021
- Language: English
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Dead Clown Barbecue
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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Dead Clown Barbecue is a collection of 29 gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There’s even a brand-new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right?
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Weird accents but decent stories
- By Hebby~Bookworm on 24-02-2019
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Dead Clown Barbecue
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 29-06-2018
- Language: English
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Wolf Hunt 2
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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George and Lou used to be thugs for hire. Now they're living in a shack in Costa Rica, hiding from the crime lord who wants them dead. Their last job, to deliver him a werewolf in a cage, went...badly. But they can't hide out forever, and when they're finally captured, it seems as if George and Lou's ultimate fate will involve being doused in gasoline and set aflame. Instead, they're given a second chance. There's another werewolf out there. This time, it's Ally, a 14-year-old girl.
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Wolf Hunt 2
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Series: Wolf Hunt, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 29-03-2016
- Language: English
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Benjamin's Parasite
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one. Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn 40. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And, shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good.... Now, everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways.
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Benjamin's Parasite
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 17-02-2022
- Language: English
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Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to "Shirley")
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 4
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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In this dark and hilarious new adventure, Andrew has started up a private investigation business with his best friend Roger (slogan: "We Solve Weird Problems"). Since his options in life will become somewhat more limited after his wife Helen gives birth to triplets, it's his last-ditch effort to get out of being stuck with a corporate day job. One of their first clients is an attractive woman named Shirley. Keeping with the kind of luck Andrew has had his entire life, her problem is: "I think I may be a serial killer".
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Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to "Shirley")
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 4
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 4
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 07-07-2021
- Language: English
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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Meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He’s a better father and husband. And he’s vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time, he’s just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you’re Andrew Mayhem, you just can’t help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death.
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Casket for Sale (Only Used Once)
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 3
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 26-03-2021
- Language: English
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still incredibly brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries. He’s forced to pose as a serial killer known as The Headhunter in order to infiltrate a group of maniacs who’ve gathered in an isolated Alaskan mansion for a weekend of murderous games. Can he free the potential victims in time...or will he be forced to participate in their demise?
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
- An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 2
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 20-11-2020
- Language: English
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Candy Coated Madness
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual-reality environment that allows you to enact your most depraved fantasies...sort of. Giant mutant cockroaches doing battle with zombies in the Old West. An unnerving discovery in the Book of Revelations. The true secret of silent comedian Buster Keaton's success. Plus a Halloween curse, a lot of psychopaths, and much more!
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Candy Coated Madness
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 25-05-2021
- Language: English
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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This novel is the tale of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. A regular guy who dies, is brought back to life as a ghastly walking cadaver, and becomes the international sensation hailed by the press as The Amazing Mr. Corpse. Fame! Wealth! Groupies! Despite his ghoulish appearance, Stanley finds himself living the dream. But in many ways, it’s harder to be a celebrity than a zombie. The suits behind Project Second Chance want to tell him how to behave in public. There’s constant pressure coming at him from all sides—not to mention that many people consider him a vile blasphemy.
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 10-06-2022
- Language: English
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Everything Has Teeth
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 14-11-2019
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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Good story, Shame about the Narration
- By Katie on 22-04-2018
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 23-03-2018
- Language: English
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Fangboy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby -- except for a mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence.
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Fangboy
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 15-03-2017
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 04-08-2022
- Language: English
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 23-12-2022
- Language: English
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