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celebriTEAS

By: Zeb Soanes
  • Summary

  • Famous voices recall their teatime treats in this series of audio vignettes featuring great actors including Sir John Gielgud, Sir Alec Guinness and Sir Ian McKellen. You’ll never leave home without a pickled egg again.

    (Supporting Acting for Others and the Equity Benevolent Fund.)

    “So good to know that the luminous and cosmically gifted Zeb Soanes (a familiar and well-loved voice to all who listen to BBC Radio 4) is doing this wonderful thing for the Equity Benevolent Fund. Do listen to his podcast - pleasure awaits.”

    — Stephen Fry

    celebriTEAS © Zeb Soanes ∣ Music © Chris Warner ∣ Cover Artwork © Clive Francis - 2020 All Rights Reserved
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Episodes
  • celebriTEAS - John Gielgud
    Jun 12 2020

    We join Sir John backstage between performances as he prepares a sustaining pre-show snack.

    Written and Performed by Zeb Soanes

    Music by Chris Warner

    Artwork generously provided by Clive Francis

    Since childhood, for my own amusement, I have mimicked the voices of my theatrical heroes. Over the years I’ve toyed with what to do with them; then, during lockdown, came up with celebriTEAS: audio vignettes in which the subjects reflect upon fondly-remembered treats. The foodstuffs are entirely invented but some of the biographical information is perfectly true: Kenneth Williams really did take his mother to Henley for bottles of Blue Nun but the jellied eels were, in reality, a Sunday roast - which doesn’t sound nearly as funny.

    They are presented here with enormous affection and, if you’ve enjoyed them, please consider a donation to Acting for Others or the Equity Benevolent Fund. Despite public perception, the vast majority of performers, stage managers and creative practitioners working in the entertainment industry earn very modest sums and the sudden loss of income due to the coronavirus lockdown has been devastating.

    #ForTheLoveOfArts (and picked eggs)

    Thank you

    Zeb Soanes

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    3 mins
  • celebriTEAS - Kenneth Williams
    Jun 12 2020

    A traditional London dish is revered by Kenneth Williams in this archive edition from 1982, recorded in Camden.

    Written and Performed by Zeb Soanes

    Music by Chris Warner

    Artwork generously provided by Clive Francis

    Since childhood, for my own amusement, I have mimicked the voices of my theatrical heroes. Over the years I’ve toyed with what to do with them; then, during lockdown, came up with celebriTEAS: audio vignettes in which the subjects reflect upon fondly-remembered treats. The foodstuffs are entirely invented but some of the biographical information is perfectly true: Kenneth Williams really did take his mother to Henley for bottles of Blue Nun but the jellied eels were, in reality, a Sunday roast - which doesn’t sound nearly as funny.

    They are presented here with enormous affection and, if you’ve enjoyed them, please consider a donation to Acting for Others or the Equity Benevolent Fund. Despite public perception, the vast majority of performers, stage managers and creative practitioners working in the entertainment industry earn very modest sums and the sudden loss of income due to the coronavirus lockdown has been devastating.

    #ForTheLoveOfArts (and picked eggs)

    Thank you

    Zeb Soanes

    Twitter

    Instagram

    Facebook

    YouTube

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    4 mins
  • celebriTEAS - Ian McKellen
    Jun 12 2020

    Sir Ian recalls his mother's dramatic preparation of a classic dessert. Recorded at home in London.

    Written and Performed by Zeb Soanes

    Music by Chris Warner

    Artwork generously provided by Clive Francis

    Since childhood, for my own amusement, I have mimicked the voices of my theatrical heroes. Over the years I’ve toyed with what to do with them; then, during lockdown, came up with celebriTEAS: audio vignettes in which the subjects reflect upon fondly-remembered treats. The foodstuffs are entirely invented but some of the biographical information is perfectly true: Kenneth Williams really did take his mother to Henley for bottles of Blue Nun but the jellied eels were, in reality, a Sunday roast - which doesn’t sound nearly as funny.

    They are presented here with enormous affection and, if you’ve enjoyed them, please consider a donation to Acting for Others or the Equity Benevolent Fund. Despite public perception, the vast majority of performers, stage managers and creative practitioners working in the entertainment industry earn very modest sums and the sudden loss of income due to the coronavirus lockdown has been devastating.

    #ForTheLoveOfArts (and picked eggs)

    Thank you

    Zeb Soanes

    Twitter

    Instagram

    Facebook

    YouTube

    Show More Show Less
    5 mins

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