Episodes

  • Orgasms Do Not Define Success /mid season break
    Apr 29 2024
    Think of this as a bonus episode! We're taking a break from new regular episodes until May 13. So this week Brett is flying solo to give an update on Wisteria Lane's Body Count and debut a sketch about the moments before Fairview Emergency Services gets the call to respond to Edie's house fire.
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    10 mins
  • Slurp for Martha
    Apr 22 2024

    This dozenth episode is a doozy! Join Mary Wisforden and Brett McCrindle breaking down Gabrielle's chicken preference, Lynette's yoga hack, Bree's complicated relationship with WWII, and Susan's heldover Apology tour.


    There's another deleted scene and Marc Cherry introduction to discuss thanks to physical media!

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    36 mins
  • He's a Gecko Man
    Apr 15 2024

    It's the debut of another fun episode of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club! On the table this week we deal out takes on certain folks moisture levels, community involvement in the macabre, the drawbacks of jogging, and more!

    We see the debut of TWO characters: Felicia Tillman and George Williams alongside a strong return for Edie! Bree balances her desires for perfection and vengeance, Lynette competes with the nanny Clare on a new front, Gabrielle returns to her modelling roots, and Susan spits on Frank Sinatra's grave for love!

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    44 mins
  • Scheduled Sex
    Apr 8 2024

    It's the start of a new week, which means its time for Wisteria Lane Poker Club! It's episode ten and its PACKED.

    In this episode:

    Lynette has trust issues. Susan and Mike start to heat up their relationship. Julie is a rebellious teen. Zack is returned to his father. Gabby burns bridges (and paperwork). Edie calls the police for missing Martha Huber, and Bree and Rex's marriage faces the ultimate test of faith and loyalty.

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    35 mins
  • We Are Not Negotiating Bubbles
    Apr 1 2024

    Why it's time for another episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club! Join Mary and Brett this week as they discuss the nuances of being high around your parents, the labour imbalance in the home, how to pick up nanny's, and talking about your crimes in a public place!

    It's episode 9 and it's divine so let's dive in!

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    36 mins
  • Gods an easy Slut
    Mar 25 2024

    It's episode 8 of Wisteria Lane Poker Club and it has everything!

    The Van De Kamps are dealing with the guilt and shame of hiding a murder.

    The Scavo's are dealing with addiction issues.

    The Mayer's and The Delfino's are dealing with lies, mistrust and sensual situations.

    and The Solis' are dealing with grief and gaslighting.

    Everything is happening and there may be a death or two in this episode of deception!

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    52 mins
  • The Ol' 'She Was a Cat' Loophole
    Mar 18 2024

    Join Mary & Brett for episode 7 as they discuss real estate loopholes, the cars in evil's garage, the editors decision to cut a scene short, viable TV show cross over opportunities for the residents of Wisteria Lane and more!

    Paul Young’s P.I thinks he may have solved who sent the blackmail letter. Lynette dabbles with drug addiction. Gabby and John almost have their illegal love affair revealed. And two characters end up in a life altering (and ending) car collision.


    We think this is our best episode yet so let us know what you think!

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    37 mins
  • Paul Says Another Wack Thing
    Mar 11 2024
    It's episode six of Desperate Housewives and subsequently also of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club. This week's episode gets into everything wild. Lynette battles with other moms, and maybe a little bit with addiction. Gabby uses addiction in her own manipulative way against her mother-in-law. Rex and Bree share intimate revelations in therapy (and a restaurant) And finally, Susan uses her daughter to break into a juvenile mental health facility.
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    36 mins