Welcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer space

What will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the journey or will they take a load of stupid stuff that will have no use to them whatsoever in outer space like for example a rubber ring to float around in once zero gravity kicks in

What would the unwise men from the podcast do once they get to the moon

Well what any English bloke would do. make their mark on it

Sit back with a beverage of your choice and enjoy

Thanks for listening

In this episode we talk about our craziest holiday experiences.

Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag

Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it with a naff fluorescent fedora

Why did Rich almost get arrested by the sheriff in the USA for just saying hello in American

IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE IT OR NOT CAME FROM A LARGE CAT LIKE CREATURE.

IN THIS EPISODE OF THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT PODCAST CARL AND RICH ARE GRILLED BY THE PROFESSOR ON WHAT THEY WOULD DO IF THEY EVER CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A CRYPTID CREATURE IN THE WILD WHO BRUTALLY CHALLENGES THEM TO TELL HIM HOW THEY MIGHT GO ABOUT CATCHING SUCH A CREATURE AND WHAT THEY MIGHT USE TO DO SO.

CARL QUICKLY FINDS OUT THAT RICH IS A RUTHLESS COWARD AND WOULD USE HIM AS CANNON FODDER IN AN ATTEMPT TO EVADE ANY GIVEN STRANGE AND WILD BEASTY THAT THEY WOULD ENCOUNTERED. THE TWAT.

RICH LEARNS THAT THERE ARE MANY POSSIBLE WAYS TO CATCH A CRYPTID AND IS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT CARL INTENDS TO USE A CONDOM ON ONE PARTICULAR POOR UNSUSPECTING TYPE OF CRYPTID. BUT WHAT DOES PROFESSOR BAIRYHASTERD THINK OF CARL'S GENIUS RUBBER JOHNNY CRAZY CRYPTID CATCHING PLAN ITS LIKE SOMETHING FROM SCOOBY DOO THINKS RICH.

PETE POPS IN AND OUT OF THIS EPISODE AND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON HE NEVER SPEAKS TO OR IS AROUND WHEN VON BAIRYHASTARD IS ABOUT. WEIRD THAT.....

SO SIT BACK, GRAB A BREW AND A TUNNOCK'S TEA CAKE AND ENJOY THE SHOW

THANKS FOR WATCHING

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IN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES.

WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE SPINACH EATING PIPE SMOKING LEGEND THAT IS POPEYE AND THE OUTCOME OF THIS ONE WAS JUST HOW WE WANTED IT TO GO.

HOW ABOUT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE AND JOHN WEST SLUGGING IT OUT IN A CARPARK BEHIND THE PUB . WITH FISH BITS AND FINS FLYING EVERYWHERE. CAN YOU CALL THIS ONE ?

HOW ABOUT A BATTLE SCENE WITH ONE LONESOME TOUGH GUY GUY ON ONE SIDE LIKE BLADE AND THE WHOLE CAST OF THE TWILIGHT MOVIE ON THE OTHER. BIT ONE SIDED YOU WOULD THINK. 🤔
Its really not folks.

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In episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, are Calippo’s a good idea and if not why the hell not? They're delicious.

Which supermarket would you raid for food supplies first and what would you take ?

Could you even tell the difference between some of the supermarket staff and the Zombies ?

Is a golf putter a good idea to use a weapon in a Zombie onslaught, CARL seems to think so and that is the main reason he would die first !!!

Could you treat a Zombie with something like pork scratching maybe and would it be possible to train a zombie like you would train a Dog ?

GRAB A DRINK AND SOME NIBBLES, SIT BACK AND REALISE WHAT COMPLETE MORONS THE 3 WISE(UNWISE) MEN ACTUALLY ARE

PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE ITS ALL WE ASK

CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Welcome to podcast #9
We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of water, and we also hear from Carl as he tells us his unique phobia of not being scared of heights unless he falls off the ladder or mountain.🤣
Moron.

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Welcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories.

Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like does SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY STILL HAVE A HEAD / ARE BIRDS REAL OR DRONES / IS J K ROWLING EVEN A REAL PERSON AND IS THE EARTH AS FLAT AS A SHROVE TUESDAY DELICIOUS LEMONY SUGARY COATED PANCAKE

Also on our show as usual we start with some hot hot news about things we have or haven’t done in the week between Podcasts. For example why does Rich drill his back with a HAMMER DRILL? or WHY DOES CARL WRITE FLIRTY NOTES TO PEOPLE IN WORK TIME AT THE BOWLING ALLEY? And the biggie WHO MAKES PETE ANGRY EVERY FRIDAY EVENING. IS IT CARL OR IS IT RICH ?, it’s usually Carl but this week that changed !

Sit back and grab a drink of your choice and a few nibbles, as this could be our last few days before the 8th of April SOLAR ECLIPSE wipes us all off the face of the EARTH or at the very least make it go a bit dark for a few minutes.

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO LISTEN TO US OUR WISE-TRIBE ( yes that’s what I’m going to call you all from now on) AND PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AS IT WILL BRING YOU GOOD FORTUNE AND PLENTY OF ADMIRATION IN THE FUTURE IF THERE IS ONE.

The Big City is a weird place, full of the best and worst this lousy planet has to offer...we recount some of our encounters in The Big Smoke - the filth, the grime, the oozes and the lunatics.....

From a man having a full on battle and brutal fight with a Warburton's thick cut loaf in the middle of a busy street in the middle of the afternoon to a man who collects pint glasses in his local pub who will not take any money as payment but insists on being paid only in crisps.

Have you ever been threatened by a man who is licking a public litter bin dressed only in his underpants and shouting he will strangle you with his pecker, NO! Well WE HAVE
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