In Sabrina and the Beanstalk (Season 2, Episode 16), Sabrina’s last-minute spellwork grows way out of control when a beanstalk sprouts in the Spellman yard, Harvey gets kidnapped by a wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long), and the whole thing turns into a magical mess straight out of a fairy tale. Laura and Skye dig into the episode’s chaos, from Salem’s fear of heights to why Harvey really needs to stop eating suspicious food at Sabrina’s house. Along the way, the conversation takes a few turns of its own—like how zoos decide on breeding matches for animals, and why Laura might just murder Skye over a debate about fry sauce.

This week on Something Witchy, we dive into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 15, “Finger Lickin’ Flu.” When Sabrina catches a magical flu in her pointing finger, her powers accidentally transfer to Mrs. Quick—who wastes no time zapping chaos through Westbridge and even turns Mr. Kraft into a chimpanzee. We break down the episode’s wild physical comedy, Salem’s over-the-top quest for attention, and how this story gives Mrs. Quick a rare spotlight.

It’s time for another Sabrina vs. Libby showdown—this time with a magical twist. When Sabrina tries to use a spell to keep Libby at arm’s length, it backfires spectacularly, leaving the two magically tethered together and, eventually, turning Libby into a literal jigsaw puzzle. To set things right, Sabrina has to piece Libby back together—literally and figuratively—while discovering some surprising truths about her frenemy’s life. Meanwhile, Hilda and Salem’s get-rich-quick scheme with Zelda’s “miracle” formula spirals out of control, leading to slime, sibling squabbles, and toaster chaos. Join us as we break down the puzzles, the lessons in compassion, and the float that proves democracy really is fragile.

This week we’re diving into Little Big Kraft (Season 2, Ep. 13), where Sabrina decides that Mr. Kraft is way too uptight and whips up a potion to make him act younger. What starts as a harmless prank quickly spirals when a little caffeine turns the spell into chaos, and suddenly the halls of Westbridge High are falling apart under the “leadership” of a childlike vice principal. Meanwhile, Hilda finds herself falling even harder for Kraft in his youthful state, and Zelda has to remind Sabrina—again—why you don’t mess with people’s personalities.

It’s Christmas in Westbridge, and Sabrina is learning the hard way that the holiday season isn’t just about presents. In Season 2, Episode 12, Sabrina Claus, our favorite teenage witch comes down with a magical case of “ego-titis” and ends up face-to-face with none other than Santa himself—though he goes by Bob (played by Cheers’ John Ratzenberger). When Bob gets injured, Sabrina has to fill in and take on the role of delivering Christmas magic to the world, whether she’s ready or not.

We dig into Sabrina’s struggle to rediscover the true meaning of Christmas, the sheer chaos of the Spellman holiday décor, Salem’s endless holiday snark, and a very special musical cameo from Johnny Mathis. Plus, we talk about the wild clothing options, the episode’s surprising shout out to Utah, and how we still don't know where Sabrina and Harvey's relationship is.

In Season 2 Episode 11 "Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves," Sabrina’s sloppy spellcasting spirals out of control—turning antique cabinets brand new, shrinking Salem into a kitten, and even sending her aunts straight into Merlin’s castle. While Valerie gets a magical efficiency boost at her new pizza job and Harvey undergoes a few unintended changes of his own, Sabrina learns the hard way that vague incantations have very real consequences. With no “undo” spells to save her, she has to clean up the chaos before her friends freeze, burn, or get stuck in medieval times forever.

It’s Friday the 13th, and Sabrina finally gets the green light to do what she’s been dying to try: tell her friends she’s a witch! In this episode, we talk through all the chaos that ensues when Valerie and Harvey get a full day in the know—complete with magic tickets, a trip to the Other Realm’s Mortal Day Festival, and celebrity cameos from Drew Carey and Mark Langston. We also dig into the risks of revealing your secrets, Salem’s reign of terror, and why Libby hasn't learned her lesson on accusing people of being witches. Plus, we marvel at magic corn dogs, posters in the school hallway, and a whole lot of bat breath. Will Sabrina regret spilling the beans? Let’s find out.

When Sabrina’s “hillbilly” cousins show up from the Other Realm demanding her family’s spell book, things get locked down—literally. The Spellman house seals itself shut, trapping Sabrina, her aunts, and their unsuspecting mortal guests inside. As the feud escalates from awkward lunch to full-on magical warfare (think: pork rind rain, beer bellies, and tornadoes), Sabrina tries to play peacemaker, only to learn some hard truths about what it means to “go around your obstacles.” “Witch Trash” is packed with magic, mayhem, and surprisingly deep family drama—plus a lava lamp or two.