This week on Something Witchy, we’re talking Season 2, Episode 4: “Dante’s Inferno.” Harvey’s parents want him to date other girls, so Sabrina’s aunts decide it’s time she meets someone new—enter Dante, a witch boy with questionable judgment, a love of flashy magic, and absolutely no clue how stairs work. Things spiral fast during a chaotic double date that ends with someone literally turned into a bowling pin. Meanwhile, Hilda’s suffering from pun-itis (yes, really), which brings Davy Jones into the picture—not the pirate, as Skye originally thought, but the Monkee himself, complete with a surprise musical number. We also go off the rails discussing whether stairs exist in the Other Realm, the Roman poet Catullus, dictators, and some Monkees trivia. Come hang out with us as we break it all down.

This week, we’re recapping Dummy for Love (Season 2, Episode 3), where Sabrina meddles in her aunt’s love life with a literal dummy spell. We talk about jury duty for way too long, possibly offend Pauly Shore, and ponder whether Sabrina might be a little… murdery? Plus, we’re asking the big questions—like would you rather have too many eyes or too many ears? Enjoy this special episode where we left (almost) everything in.

Sabrina’s at witch camp and still has a lot to prove—especially if she wants to keep her powers and her boyfriend. In Part 2 of the Season 2 premiere, Sabrina attempts a magical jailbreak, crashes the school dance, and learns a tough lesson about balancing responsibility with personal life. Plus, we break down that bittersweet ending and what it means for Sabrina going forward. Did this episode pass our quiz with flying colors? Tune in to find out!