In Sabrina and the Beanstalk (Season 2, Episode 16), Sabrina’s last-minute spellwork grows way out of control when a beanstalk sprouts in the Spellman yard, Harvey gets kidnapped by a wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long), and the whole thing turns into a magical mess straight out of a fairy tale. Laura and Skye dig into the episode’s chaos, from Salem’s fear of heights to why Harvey really needs to stop eating suspicious food at Sabrina’s house. Along the way, the conversation takes a few turns of its own—like how zoos decide on breeding matches for animals, and why Laura might just murder Skye over a debate about fry sauce.

This week on Something Witchy, we dive into Sabrina the Teenage Witch Season 2, Episode 15, “Finger Lickin’ Flu.” When Sabrina catches a magical flu in her pointing finger, her powers accidentally transfer to Mrs. Quick—who wastes no time zapping chaos through Westbridge and even turns Mr. Kraft into a chimpanzee. We break down the episode’s wild physical comedy, Salem’s over-the-top quest for attention, and how this story gives Mrs. Quick a rare spotlight.

It’s time for another Sabrina vs. Libby showdown—this time with a magical twist. When Sabrina tries to use a spell to keep Libby at arm’s length, it backfires spectacularly, leaving the two magically tethered together and, eventually, turning Libby into a literal jigsaw puzzle. To set things right, Sabrina has to piece Libby back together—literally and figuratively—while discovering some surprising truths about her frenemy’s life. Meanwhile, Hilda and Salem’s get-rich-quick scheme with Zelda’s “miracle” formula spirals out of control, leading to slime, sibling squabbles, and toaster chaos. Join us as we break down the puzzles, the lessons in compassion, and the float that proves democracy really is fragile.