Episodes

  • 0523 RIZZO'S CAR KEYED AND WE CAN NOT HAVE ANY MORE CALLS ABOUT KERMIT

    0523 RIZZO'S CAR KEYED AND WE CAN NOT HAVE ANY MORE CALLS ABOUT KERMIT
    May 23 2025
    Rizzo aka the Silly Friday Follie guy is ready for a Frankfurter or two as we get ready for Memorial Day Weekend...Let's get this show going on this Friday with Opening Audio...Why is Tom Cruise hopping on pop? Theodor Geisel sucks...AKA Dr. Suess...Tom Cruise read Dr. Suess books to kids at the School of Scientology...A teacher was arrested after he dropped a bag of cocaine in school...They also found more cocaine in his car...Are you disguising your voice Nathan Lane? An AI generated voice told a story about Travis Kelce and his back hair after he popped his top...Something is going on at a public park in Seattle and the town has had enough of it...These two perplexed fellows think it is miming...It's always the gym teacher...A gym teacher was arrested for indecent exposure after he took it out in a public place...The newscaster could barely get through the story...McDonald's has announced that they will be extending their hours and opening late night for the summer...Kanye West says he is done with all of the terrible talk he has been spewing lately and he wants forgiveness...Tom Brady might be coming out of retirement in 2028 to play flag football in the 2028 Olympics...Kermit The Frog gave the commencement speech at The University of Maryland, which turned into an hour of calls about Kermit...We got a call from Miss Piggy...Rizzo got his car keyed...We tried to go through people or groups that could be potentially responsible...We are zeroing in on the issues with the cicada videos that we put out a week or so ago...An unfortunate chain of events happened after a car crash and then a rollover truck that was carrying 44,000lbs of ham...An update on the New Orleans escapees...A woman was arrested for aiding one of the escaped inmates...Also a man is selling prison slippers he claims are from one of the inmates...An ex-con was arrested for violating his parole...He did the hot chip challenge and drank a beer to cool his mouth off...An airline passenger had a crazy list of demands...That included that she is allergic to the smell of cashews, peanuts and perfumes...What does Cedric The Entertainer taste like? So many questions this Friday...You can get all the answers by listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 0522 Rizzo & Jeff HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHY KERMIT IS A STAR SPEAKER!!!

    0522 Rizzo & Jeff HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHY KERMIT IS A STAR SPEAKER!!!
    May 22 2025
    Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is being hailed as a hero for saving his owner from a fire...We have an update on the woman who took a number two on the hood of someone else's car...She will stand trial...Are you on a farm and in the thrusts of passion? A man walked into a Dollar General and asked two women if they wanted to sleep with him while his farmer buddy watched...They said no twice...Jim Irsay who is the owner of the Indianapolis Colts has passed away at the age of 65...He died peacefully in his sleep...We are sure he did...You can now place bets on who will get captured next when it comes to the remaining escaped inmates from New Orleans...A senior from Waynesville has been arrested for carving 19 bomb threats into bathrooms at Ingles and Walmart...He was arrested...A woman who is an anchor on the CW news went into labor and did the three hour newscast...Her water broke right before they went on the air...A man named "The Punisher" testified during Diddy's trial...We are sure you can determine what "The Punisher's" roll was...Hey Pun...You're in room number two tonight...It's Carl Winslow...I'll handle it...Kermit The Frog will be giving the commencement speech at The University Of Maryland...We asked which celebrity would you like to do your speech...Ever hear of The Project? It is a camp like the Navy Seals for men who don't feel manly...In looking at it, it feels like Tim Walz runs the camp...Thieves did a smash and grab Woody Harrelson and Bill Mahr's dispensary in West Hollywood...A man who was doing door to door sales in Florida, and was shot at 9 times and didn't get hit once...An Uber driver pulled a gun at a passenger because she didn't want to get out of her car...The girl was an up-and-coming rapper...We are an up-and-coming radio show, and we'd like you to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • 0521 HE WENDT TOO SOON... A JOKE I WILL USE OVER AND OVER AGAIN....

    0521 HE WENDT TOO SOON... A JOKE I WILL USE OVER AND OVER AGAIN....
    May 21 2025
    He "Wendt" too soon...Good one Rizzo...You've now worked that joke for two days...Let's get this foggy Wednesday morning going...Should we call each other as men a little more to just say goodnight and I love you...The second kind of love is the love of a parent...We hear from Tom Cruise about what an ideal Father's Day would look like for him...He didn't even mention his kids...Katy Perry is not happy with a fan at her concert...She called him out for DM'ing Orlando Bloom...Now that Sesame Street is back, we are dealing with Elmo on daytime TV shows...Then we get a dose of Peppa Pig...It's a real puppet bonanza...It is being rumored that Bill Belichick is now engaged to Jordon Hudson...We give the latest on the Diddy trial...Actors are quitting the Madden movie over bad words and lots of nudity...We lost the great George Wendt...Norm didn't make it...We chronicle his vast career...But it has become apparent to us that the city of Asheville could care less about Wendt...We got one pity call...Whoopi hasn't worn a bra in 50 years...Wanda Sykes is now the official voice of a garbage disposal company...What is with all of these kangaroo stories lately...But it is not that they caught on in Colorado...It is the fact that the wacky news media couldn't just end the story and call it a day...The Weenie 500 is this weekend where the Wienermobile will be racing around the track...A child fell 15 stories from a high rise in Baltimore and somehow only walked away with a broken arm...He fell on some brush...Thank god...A man held his girlfriend and her family hostage for six months and lied and said the cartel was after him...He told the cops he was joking...Let's talk about a game...A game we play here in the United States...Bingo...A church in the UK has started a nude bingo night...A family is finally taking a funeral parlor to court after they put the wrong body in the casket...They caught another one of the prisoners that escaped and found out it was a maintenance worker that helped them get out...The new Morgan Wallen song sounds like it has Alvin & The Chipmunks...Not Alvin, Theo and whoever else Rizzo said...They are cast members on The Cosby Show...This show "Wendt" by too fast...But you can get it all by listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICING

    0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICING
    May 20 2025
    Well, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting smurfed is when you dress up like a smurf...The world record was broken for the most smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain smurfs? A delivery driver was stopped at the tarmac in Chicago over the weekend after he made a wrong turn while he was trying to make a delivery...We have a real aardvark on our hands...A woman will only be turned on if her husband lays out potato chips like rose petals on the bed...President Joe Biden likely has had prostate cancer since 2021...The cover-up seems to be real...Sesame Street has been saved...Netflix has purchased the rights to it, and it will also return to PBS...The Menendez Brothers' parole hearing has been postponed until August...Rosie is waiting for you boys...There is a strike going on at Waffle Houses...The workers want $25 an hour...That takes us right into Listener Court...Rizzo says noooo way...Jeff thinks people need a livable wage...The calls flew in...Orville Von Ehwegen is 107 years old and he got an honorary diploma...We have to stop interviewing people on the news after they turn 100 years old...Anything after that is a no go...The Laughing Seed in Downtown Asheville is closing because they say they don't have the time, energy or motivation to continue...Tell us about your meat...Don't know how we got into a chat about the best Rueben in town but we did...Rueben chat ensued...Denzel Washington got into a heated argument with the paparazzi on the red carpet during the Cannes Film Festival...Did you know he calls Howie Mandel for acting advice? A Tennessee town is being covered in smog thanks to Elon Musk...The Diddy trial continues with his personal assistant on the stand...An old news anchor could not stop being snotty over a dinosaur tooth...A woman was angry about her daughter taking her cigarettes...Why does Coach from WISE Sports Radio want a secret counseling session with Jeff? Well how about you find out by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • 0519 FULL SHOW

    0519 FULL SHOW
    May 19 2025
    Is the boss playing silly tricks on Rizzo to get things going on a Monday? Wiggle that headphone cord and let's get going...It's Opening Audio time...3 national guardsmen are in trouble after they landed a helicopter on someone's land in Montana and stole elk antlers...Why? A man is suing Whataburger after they put onions on his burger...He's looking for $1 million because he had to go to the hospital...He also has a lawsuit with Sonic over the same thing...Whataburger will clean out your intestines...Where is the Todd Slade section at the video store? A man with the adult video star name of Todd Slade has been held in contempt of court over 1100 times...A man was filling in on Monday at a food mart when teens came in to steal condoms...They were ribbed...He didn't take a bullet for the prophylactics...Two nude stories back to back...One man stole a party bus and got naked...Julia called and let us know about a topless walk that used to happen in Downtown Asheville...We will investigate a little more...Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer...FBI Director Kash Patel says that Jeffrey Epstein did take his own life...Diddy prosecutors are concerned that Cassie is 8 months pregnant, and if she goes into labor that there could be a mis-trial...Anna Nicole Smith's husband was nothing but bones...We talked about him because we listened to audio from a woman who can't wait for her husband to die so she can get his millions...Let's take a trip to Rupert, Idaho...Someone put soap in the fountain in the center of town and they are looking for the culprit...Cue up Rupert the fancy bear...Reba chat...Rizzo is dying on the Reba tv show hill today claiming that it is a top 5 tv show of all time...Joe Biden has put out a statement regarding his cancer diagnosis...Hulk Hogan wants to buy Hooters...Police responded to a burglary in progress and the suspect was found naked...11 men escaped from a prison in New Orleans...7 of them are still on the loose...Two mothers left their kids in the car while they got drunk at a bar...A Mexican Navy ship crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge...We want all of our big backs to check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • 0515 Danny Devito SLINGS YAYO and we found out MJ gave Bubbles an 8 Piece... OOF!

    0515 Danny Devito SLINGS YAYO and we found out MJ gave Bubbles an 8 Piece... OOF!
    May 15 2025
    There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place...A bat dog took a number two behind home plate at a baseball game...A couple is celebrating their 70th anniversary, and boy oh boy are they READY to go...Love is in the air...Micheal Jackson hit Bubbles with an eight piece...A story has come out that Bubbles "bit" one of the kids and MJ slapped the monkey to its knees and hit it with an 8 piece of punches...For some reason a video of Brittany Griner speaking has gone viral...There was a police chase on I40 that ended with a good old PIT maneuver...Was Sean "Sticks" Larkin in town? There were numerous mud slides that were the effect of Helene after the rain...Some Walmarts are saying no to staying for 24 hours in their parking lot...First 3 hours are free and after that it's $3 every half hour...A documentary is coming out about The Liver King...He is the influencer who got famous by eating nothing but raw liver...A listener called and said they would rather watch a Jared Fogle documentary than watch that...Jeff does not want to dirty chat with the Amish...An Amish man was convicted of murder of his neighbor and they found her next to her dead goat...Then Amish chat went on for a bit...It was learned that on the set of the movie Cocaine Bear that the cast was snorting powdered milk instead of cocaine and they got yeast infections in their nose...We also learned Danny Devito slangs yayo...A woman has filed a class action lawsuit against Ziploc saying they aren't safe to use in a microwave or freeze...A grandfather was slapped with a burrito after an argument in a Dollar Tree parking lot...A kindergarten child brought jello shots into class and some of the kids had them...A Utah congressman was asleep when it came time to vote...A fight broke out at a funeral...No Rizzo I have not always wanted to cannon...I just want to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!






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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • 0514 RIZZO & JEFF NAME A BABY "THATS RIGHT ITS GROVER OR ORENTHAL"

    0514 RIZZO & JEFF NAME A BABY "THATS RIGHT ITS GROVER OR ORENTHAL"
    May 14 2025
    Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams...Their faucets are pumping out pink water...Terrance Mann would drink the pink water...A young kid who refuses to shower made a diss track to women who like to shower...He channeled his inner tweedy bird...Are you ready to Cannes with Van? Halle Berry had a hot steamy video she posted, and it really was all about her man Van Hunt...A woman can't stand that her boyfriend Ralph hums all the time...Hum hum hum...Bill Belichick finally spoke about his girlfriend Jordon Hudson...He said she has nothing to do with the football operations at UNC but she has been approached to be on Dancing With The Stars...Pete Rose has been reinstated and is now eligible for the Hall of Fame...Joe Biden did not recognize George Clooney at a fundraising event...What is the toothpaste that goes spllllthhhllll? We talked about this after a clip went viral about a family of six that shares a toothbrush...Well Rizzo couldn't remember a particular toothpaste at his Grandma's house, and after several calls we figured out it was Mentadent...Listener Ray called and his daughter wanted a tough guy name for her unborn son...We got Angus, Titus, Stone, Buster, Goliath, and even Orenthal...Ray liked Stone & Norris...The Menendez Brothers are one step away from being released from prison...A guy named Ollie is traveling the world with his kitty cat...He is going to travel until he dies...Airbnb is launching celebrity experiences including a Sunday Funday with Patrick Mahomes...Two cars were driving down a highway sharing a bottle of vodka...A man was going around Downtown Pittsburgh hitting people with rocks from a slingshot...They eat a lot of perogies there...You can eat whatever you want while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 0513 SO WHAT I LET MY KID SPRAY OVEN CLEANER ON CICADA'S... TRY ME!!!

    0513 SO WHAT I LET MY KID SPRAY OVEN CLEANER ON CICADA'S... TRY ME!!!
    May 13 2025
    Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK...A Houston Astros pitcher's family has been threatened after he has gotten off to an awful start this year...An Amazon delivery driver has been fired after she was caught going to the bathroom in the front yard of someone's house...She looked right at the camera...She knew what she was doing...A man was mauled and eaten by his pet tiger...Have we not learned yet that they are wild animals...The Diddy trial kicked off yesterday and there were some explosive allegations...He was paying off security guards and paying male escorts to sleep with his girlfriend Cassie...The Menendez brothers' resentencing hearing begins today and one of our favorite listeners Melvin O'Donnell hopes Rosie helps them out...Is the NBA draft rigged? The Dallas Mavericks with a 1.8% of winning got the #1 pick...Is it weird that Rizzo spends his days wiping out cicadas with his son using an oven cleaner...Can someone say BTK, Bundy, maybe The Ice Man? Come to Wally World with us...A bunch of crazy stories coming from Walmart today...One man in North Carolina was spraying bodily fluids on people...Another man let off a gun that went boom inside of the store, and another man assaulted three women...Let's just get our great value and go home...Do you believe there is actually a syndrome where people wake up with an accent...An Asian woman says she now has an Irish accent...Liar...There are no charges in the incident with Chuck Edwards from over the weekend...A woman who was running for assembly in New Jersey was caught selling her feet pics online...Stealing deodorant a new trend? $400 worth was taken from an Ingles...Eminem's stalker has finally been arrested after many years...Join us later in the week as we discuss Rick Astley...But for now, check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 58 mins