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Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning

Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning

By: Rizzo and Jeff Show
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 Thanks for checking out our podcast! The Rizzo and Jeff Show is Asheville's ONLY 24/7 morning show. Be sure to check back every single day for a new episode of Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning. Find us LIVE weekdays from 6 to 10 a.m eastern time on 105.9 FM in North Carolina OR stream us live on the 105.9 The Mountain app! Expect the best viral guests, some great laughs, local Asheville flair and a ton of participation from YOU! Pickup where you left off- if you had to get out of the car, drop off the kids or had to resume a fight with your boss or annoying co-worker- it doesn't matter because it's all right here every single day posted after the show. When we aren't on the air you can find us on Facebook and ALL social media platforms by searching "Rizzo and Jeff" and "1059 The Mountain" as a way to follow our daily shenanigans and the biggest stories in town. For those of you who have followed us, expect to be able to peep in on some new and classic Rizzo and Jeff moments ;) Don't forget- give us a call or text when listening live at 828-240-1059. Now please kick back and enjoy the show! ~Rizzo & JeffSAGA COMMUNICATIONS
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  • 0522 Rizzo & Jeff HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHY KERMIT IS A STAR SPEAKER!!!

    0522 Rizzo & Jeff HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHY KERMIT IS A STAR SPEAKER!!!
    May 22 2025
    Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is being hailed as a hero for saving his owner from a fire...We have an update on the woman who took a number two on the hood of someone else's car...She will stand trial...Are you on a farm and in the thrusts of passion? A man walked into a Dollar General and asked two women if they wanted to sleep with him while his farmer buddy watched...They said no twice...Jim Irsay who is the owner of the Indianapolis Colts has passed away at the age of 65...He died peacefully in his sleep...We are sure he did...You can now place bets on who will get captured next when it comes to the remaining escaped inmates from New Orleans...A senior from Waynesville has been arrested for carving 19 bomb threats into bathrooms at Ingles and Walmart...He was arrested...A woman who is an anchor on the CW news went into labor and did the three hour newscast...Her water broke right before they went on the air...A man named "The Punisher" testified during Diddy's trial...We are sure you can determine what "The Punisher's" roll was...Hey Pun...You're in room number two tonight...It's Carl Winslow...I'll handle it...Kermit The Frog will be giving the commencement speech at The University Of Maryland...We asked which celebrity would you like to do your speech...Ever hear of The Project? It is a camp like the Navy Seals for men who don't feel manly...In looking at it, it feels like Tim Walz runs the camp...Thieves did a smash and grab Woody Harrelson and Bill Mahr's dispensary in West Hollywood...A man who was doing door to door sales in Florida, and was shot at 9 times and didn't get hit once...An Uber driver pulled a gun at a passenger because she didn't want to get out of her car...The girl was an up-and-coming rapper...We are an up-and-coming radio show, and we'd like you to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • 0521 HE WENDT TOO SOON... A JOKE I WILL USE OVER AND OVER AGAIN....

    0521 HE WENDT TOO SOON... A JOKE I WILL USE OVER AND OVER AGAIN....
    May 21 2025
    He "Wendt" too soon...Good one Rizzo...You've now worked that joke for two days...Let's get this foggy Wednesday morning going...Should we call each other as men a little more to just say goodnight and I love you...The second kind of love is the love of a parent...We hear from Tom Cruise about what an ideal Father's Day would look like for him...He didn't even mention his kids...Katy Perry is not happy with a fan at her concert...She called him out for DM'ing Orlando Bloom...Now that Sesame Street is back, we are dealing with Elmo on daytime TV shows...Then we get a dose of Peppa Pig...It's a real puppet bonanza...It is being rumored that Bill Belichick is now engaged to Jordon Hudson...We give the latest on the Diddy trial...Actors are quitting the Madden movie over bad words and lots of nudity...We lost the great George Wendt...Norm didn't make it...We chronicle his vast career...But it has become apparent to us that the city of Asheville could care less about Wendt...We got one pity call...Whoopi hasn't worn a bra in 50 years...Wanda Sykes is now the official voice of a garbage disposal company...What is with all of these kangaroo stories lately...But it is not that they caught on in Colorado...It is the fact that the wacky news media couldn't just end the story and call it a day...The Weenie 500 is this weekend where the Wienermobile will be racing around the track...A child fell 15 stories from a high rise in Baltimore and somehow only walked away with a broken arm...He fell on some brush...Thank god...A man held his girlfriend and her family hostage for six months and lied and said the cartel was after him...He told the cops he was joking...Let's talk about a game...A game we play here in the United States...Bingo...A church in the UK has started a nude bingo night...A family is finally taking a funeral parlor to court after they put the wrong body in the casket...They caught another one of the prisoners that escaped and found out it was a maintenance worker that helped them get out...The new Morgan Wallen song sounds like it has Alvin & The Chipmunks...Not Alvin, Theo and whoever else Rizzo said...They are cast members on The Cosby Show...This show "Wendt" by too fast...But you can get it all by listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICING

    0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICING
    May 20 2025
    Well, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting smurfed is when you dress up like a smurf...The world record was broken for the most smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain smurfs? A delivery driver was stopped at the tarmac in Chicago over the weekend after he made a wrong turn while he was trying to make a delivery...We have a real aardvark on our hands...A woman will only be turned on if her husband lays out potato chips like rose petals on the bed...President Joe Biden likely has had prostate cancer since 2021...The cover-up seems to be real...Sesame Street has been saved...Netflix has purchased the rights to it, and it will also return to PBS...The Menendez Brothers' parole hearing has been postponed until August...Rosie is waiting for you boys...There is a strike going on at Waffle Houses...The workers want $25 an hour...That takes us right into Listener Court...Rizzo says noooo way...Jeff thinks people need a livable wage...The calls flew in...Orville Von Ehwegen is 107 years old and he got an honorary diploma...We have to stop interviewing people on the news after they turn 100 years old...Anything after that is a no go...The Laughing Seed in Downtown Asheville is closing because they say they don't have the time, energy or motivation to continue...Tell us about your meat...Don't know how we got into a chat about the best Rueben in town but we did...Rueben chat ensued...Denzel Washington got into a heated argument with the paparazzi on the red carpet during the Cannes Film Festival...Did you know he calls Howie Mandel for acting advice? A Tennessee town is being covered in smog thanks to Elon Musk...The Diddy trial continues with his personal assistant on the stand...An old news anchor could not stop being snotty over a dinosaur tooth...A woman was angry about her daughter taking her cigarettes...Why does Coach from WISE Sports Radio want a secret counseling session with Jeff? Well how about you find out by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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    1 hr and 53 mins

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