Episodes

  • Episode 008: St. Drogo, the Patron Saint of Gotham
    Sep 26 2025

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    St. Drogo is the patron saint of coffee (maybe?), hernias, and unattractive people. But why? Travel back to the 1100s and think about your ex while we tell you the tale about a man (not from Game of Thrones) who just wanted some gosh darn peace and quiet (and to kiss some babies).

    St. Drogo, pray for us

    SOURCES:

    12th Century,Wikipedia,⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12th_century⁠ (last updated June 18, 2-25; last accessed July 10, 2025).

    Hernia, Cleveland Clinic (Feb. 7, 2023), ⁠https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15757-hernia⁠.

    Saint Drogo, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Drogo⁠ (last updated April 15, 2025; last accessed July 10, 2025).

    St. Drogo, Catholic Online, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=2989⁠ (last accessed July 10, 2025).

    Patron Saint of … Unattractive People?!,Restless Pilgrim (May 21, 2011), ⁠https://restlesspilgrim.net/blog/2011/05/21/unattractive-people/⁠.

    Denise Trull, Odd Little Saint Drogo,The Inscapist (Apr. 16, 2024), ⁠https://theinscapist.substack.com/p/odd-little-saint-drogo⁠.

    Dr. Eric Schuler, The Patron Saint of Coffee and Ugly People, Friends Above (Apr. 15, 2023), ⁠https://friendsabove.com/the-patron-saint-of-coffee-and-ugly-people/⁠.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 007: St. Valentine, the Patron Saint of An*l
    Sep 12 2025

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    St. Valentine is the patron saint of love, fiancees, and marriage, beekeepers, and epilepsy. But why? Travel back to the 200s and join us to hear a tale about three possible St. Valentines and how the commercialized love associated with Valentine’s Day came to be (featuring Andrew's spicier-than-usual commentary).

    St. Valentine, pray for us.

    SOURCES:

    Saint Valentine, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine⁠ (last edited on April 22, 2025; accessed May 13, 2025).

    St. Valentine, Catholic Online, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=159⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Livia Gershon, Who Was the Real Saint Valentine?, History.com (April 15, 2025), ⁠https://www.history.com/articles/real-st-valentine-medieval⁠.

    St. Valentine Beheaded, History.com (March 14, 2025), ⁠https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/february-14/st-valentine-beheaded⁠.

    St. Valentine, Britannica (March 18, 2025), ⁠https://www.britannica.com/biography/Saint-Valentine⁠.

    Leonie Chao-Fong, 10 Facts About Saint Valentine, History Hit (Feb. 14, 2020), ⁠https://www.historyhit.com/facts-about-saint-valentine/⁠.

    Kasia Davies, Total Expected Valentine’s Day Spending in the United States From 2009 to 2025, Statista (March 17, 2025), ⁠https://www.statista.com/statistics/285028/us-valentine-s-day-sales/⁠.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 006: St. Pope John Paul II, the Patron Saint of Wujeks (Part 2)
    Sep 5 2025

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    St. Pope John Paul II is the patron saint of Poland, the youth, and families. But why? Travel back to the 1920s and join us to hear a tale full of trains, assassination attempts, and butchered Polish words.

    Part 2/2.

    Pope John Paul II, pray for us.

    SOURCES:

    Pope John Paul II, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II⁠ (last edited May 13, 2025; accessed May 13, 2025).

    Pope John Paul II in Popular Culture, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II_in_popular_culture⁠ (last edited October 23, 2024; accessed May 13, 2025).

    William B. Blakemore, St. John Paul II, Britannica (May 11, 2025), ⁠https://www.britannica.com/biography/Saint-John-Paul-II/Political-and-cultural-messages⁠.

    Pope John Paul II, United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, ⁠https://www.usccb.org/popes/pope-john-paul-ii⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Pope St. John Paul II, St. Jude Shop, ⁠https://www.stjudeshop.com/pope-john-paul/?srsltid=AfmBOoopHu9m321vgrTApP76gcVXk4MpXiebUYi7MwkNkYgps2Qvizp_⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Elizabeth Flock, Pope John Paul II Supposedly Performed Both Miracles After Death, US News (July 5, 2013), ⁠https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/07/05/pope-john-paul-ii-supposedly-performed-both-miracles-after-death⁠.

    Justin McLellan, Pope sets Sept. 7 for Joint Canonization of Blesseds Acutis and Frassati, USCCB (June 13, 2025), ⁠https://www.usccb.org/news/2025/pope-sets-sept-7-joint-canonization-blesseds-acutis-and-frassati⁠.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 005: St. Pope John Paul II, the Patron Saint of Wujeks (Part 1)
    Aug 22 2025

    St. Pope John Paul II is the patron saint of Poland, the youth, and families. But why? Travel back to the 1920s and join us to hear a tale full of trains, assassination attempts, and butchered Polish words. (Part 1/2)

    Pope John Paul II, pray for us.

    Sources:

    Pope John Paul II, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II⁠ (last edited May 13, 2025; accessed May 13, 2025).

    Pope John Paul II in Popular Culture, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II_in_popular_culture⁠ (last edited October 23, 2024; accessed May 13, 2025).

    William B. Blakemore, St. John Paul II, Britannica (May 11, 2025), ⁠https://www.britannica.com/biography/Saint-John-Paul-II/Political-and-cultural-messages⁠.

    Pope John Paul II, United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, ⁠https://www.usccb.org/popes/pope-john-paul-ii⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Pope St. John Paul II, St. Jude Shop, ⁠https://www.stjudeshop.com/pope-john-paul/?srsltid=AfmBOoopHu9m321vgrTApP76gcVXk4MpXiebUYi7MwkNkYgps2Qvizp_⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025). Elizabeth Flock, Pope John Paul II Supposedly Performed Both Miracles After Death, US News (July 5, 2013), ⁠https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/07/05/pope-john-paul-ii-supposedly-performed-both-miracles-after-death⁠.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 004: St. Rita of Cascia, the Patron Saint of Anaphylaxis
    Aug 15 2025

    TW: domestic violence, murder

    St. Rita of Cascia is the patron saint of lost causes, wounds, loneliness and widows, mothers, and abuse victims. But why? Travel back to the 13th-14th centuries and join us to hear a tale about family feuds, murder, and a poor notary named Gubbio.


    St. Rita, pray for us


    Sources:

    Rita of Cascia, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_of_Cascia⁠ (last edited May 1, 2025; accessed May 14, 2025).

    St. Rita, Catholic Online, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=205⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Saint Rita of Cascia, My Catholic Life, ⁠https://mycatholic.life/saints/saints-of-the-liturgical-year/may-22-saint-rita-of-cascia/⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Saint Rita of Cascia, Franciscan Media, ⁠https://www.franciscanmedia.org/saint-of-the-day/saint-rita-of-cascia/⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    The Story of Saint Rita of Cascia, The National Shrine of Saint Rita of Cascia, ⁠https://www.saintritashrine.org/saint-rita-of-cascia⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Rita E. Piro, St. Rita of Cascia, Peacemaker,Franciscan Media (May 2017), ⁠https://www.franciscanmedia.org/st-anthony-messenger/st-rita-of-cascia-peacemaker/⁠.

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    46 mins
  • Episode 003: St. Cecilia, the Patron Saint of Triple Agents
    Aug 8 2025

    St. Cecilia is the patron saint of music, musicians, music-instrument makers, and poets. But why? Travel back to the 200s and join us to hear a tale that sounds straight out of Game of Thrones.


    St. Cecilia, pray for us


    Sources:

    Saint Cecilia, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Cecilia⁠ (last edited May 5, 2025; accessed May 14, 2025).

    St. Cecilia, Catholic Online, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=34⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    St. Cecilia, Britannica, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=34⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    The Story of St. Cecilia, St. Cecilia’s Catholic Community, ⁠https://saintcecilias.org/the-story-of-st-cecilia/⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Warren H. Carroll, The Reality of St. Cecilia: An Historical Note, Christendom Media (1984), ⁠https://saintcecilias.org/the-story-of-st-cecilia/⁠.

    Geoffrey Chaucer, “The Second Nun’s Prologue and Tale” in The Canterbury Tales, ⁠https://chaucer.fas.harvard.edu/pages/second-nuns-prologue-and-tale⁠.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 002: St. Lawrence, the Patron Saint of George Foreman Grills
    Aug 2 2025

    St. Lawrence is the patron saint of people who work with open fires, people to whom fire means harm, students, and comedians. But why? Travel back to the 200s and join us to hear a tale full of roasts and fire.

    St. Lawrence Martyr, pray for us.

    Sources:

    Saint Lawrence, Wikipedia, ⁠⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Lawrence⁠⁠ (last edited May 3, 2025; accessed May 13, 2025).

    Deacon Keith Fournier, St. Lawrence, Deacon and Martyr, Catholic Online, ⁠⁠https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=366⁠⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Saint Lawrence, Britannica, ⁠⁠https://www.britannica.com/topic/history-of-early-Christianity⁠⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    St. Lawrence of Rome, Deacon Martyr, St. Lawrence Orthodox Christian Church, ⁠⁠https://web.archive.org/web/20131019094129/http://www.slocc.com/images/St.%20Lawrence.pdf⁠⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

    Reverend Patrick J. Healy, The Valerian Persecution: A Study of the Relations Between Church and State in the Third Century A.D., Houghton, Mifflin, & Co. (Boston, Mass.; 1905) pp. 184-187, ⁠⁠https://archive.org/details/valerianpersecu00heal/page/184/mode/1up⁠⁠.

    World History 200-300 AD, History Central, ⁠⁠https://www.historycentral.com/dates/200ad.html⁠⁠ (accessed May 13, 2025).

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    33 mins
  • Episode 001: What's a Saint?
    Aug 2 2025

    Saints were people like you and me. But, unlike you and me, most of them lived tragic lives and/or died horrific deaths. Maybe you didn’t attend Catholic school, or maybe you did and just repressed all those memories. In our pilot episode, we review Sainthood 101 and play a game called Saints or Hamsters? Dip your toes into the Catholic school experience without all of the trauma, guilt, and social rejection.


    Saints or Hamsters? starts at 15:55


    Sources:

    Saint, Wikipedia, ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint⁠ (last edited May 4, 2025; accessed May 14, 2025).

    How Many Saints Are There?, Catholic Online, ⁠https://www.catholic.org/news/hf/faith/story.php?id=85711⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Saints, United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, ⁠https://www.usccb.org/offices/public-affairs/saints⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    How Does Someone Become a Saint?, BBC (April 27, 2014), ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27140646#:~:text=The%20process%20to%20make%20someone,before%20they%20reach%20Catholic%20sainthood⁠.

    Cathy Caridi, Canon Law and the Private Ownership of Relics (Part I), Canon Law Made Easy (June 15, 2017), ⁠https://canonlawmadeeasy.com/2017/06/15/canon-law-and-private-ownership-of-relics/⁠.

    Melanie Zebrowski and Stephanie Shreffler, Sacred Bones,University of Dayton (Sept. 9, 2019), ⁠https://udayton.edu/blogs/marianlibrary/2019-09-09-sacred-bones.php⁠.

    Damon Davis, 24 Times Pet Hamsters Lost Their Fuzzy Little Lives in the Most Traumatic Ways Possible, Ranker, ⁠https://www.ranker.com/list/traumatizing-hamster-stories/damon-davis⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

    Ivana Wynn, The 8 Most Brutal Deaths of Saints, Ranker,⁠https://www.ranker.com/list/most-awful-fates-of-saints/ivana-wynn⁠ (accessed May 14, 2025).

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    25 mins