This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and gorgeous episode you will not want to miss!

Want more Emily Segal? Follow her insta @nemesis_emily, twitter @khole_emily, and subtack Nemesis Memos. Go read Mercury Retrograde and stay tuned for Emily's upcoming novel Burn Alpha. While you're waiting, run to Deluge Books and buy every single title on offer!

Fragrances Discussed:

d'Annam Vietnamese coffee

SM Café by Strangers Parfumerie

Bath and Body Works Pink Lavender and Espresso candle

Coffee Addict by Theodoros Kalotinis

Lemon Tart by Theodoros Kalotinis

Diptyque Philosykos

Bake by Akro

Comme Des Garçons Incense Kyoto

Berlin im Winter by Baruti

Lust in Paradise Ex Nihilo

Ganymede by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Caramel Oud by Theodoros Kalotinis

Born to Stand Out Indecent Cherry

Lost Cherry by Tom ford

Comme des Garçons Monocle 02 Laurel

Comme des Garçons Monocle One Hinoki

Comme des Garçons Monocle 03 Sugi

Zoologist Rabbit

Montale Chocolate Greedy

Montale Arabian Tonka

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Hilde Soliani Crema di Latte

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Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Institute for Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and LA-ing it for a star-studded episode you will not want to miss!

Want more from LA perfume icon Saskia Wilson-Brown? Visit her website saskiawilsonbrown.com and run to artandolfaction.com to learn more about the Institute for Art and Olfaction and sign up for a perfume class on zoom or IRL. Follow the IAO on Instagram at @artandolfaction.

Fragrances Discussed:

Steamed Rainbow by DS and Durga

Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

Jasmin Antique by Rogue Perfumery

Bruno Acampora Musc

Marissa Zappas Tragedy Oil

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Bandit by Robert Piguet

Duro by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Fundamental by Rubini

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Rosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).

Fragrances discussed:

Lira by Xerjoff-Casamorati

Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Versace Red Jeans

Child Perfume by Susan D. Owens

Marc Jacobs Women

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Do Son by Diptyque

Ambilux by Marlou

Corpalium by Marlou

Poudrextase by Marlou

Carnicure by Marlou

Baque by Slumberhouse

Kiste by Slumberhouse

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Xinu Ummo

Xinu Oronardo

Jasmine Antique by Rogue Perfumes

Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

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Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best to ever do it!

Want more from the writer of the New Yorker's definitive piece on scent Chandler Burr? Go run and buy "The Perfect Scent," "The Emperor of Scent" (about Luca Turin), and his novel "You or Someone Like You." Also! Get thee to Youtube to watch the 2011 BBC documentary "Perfume" which offers a window into Chandler's former life as a perfume critic in New York and constitutes one of Maddie's all time favorite films.

Fragrances discussed:

Chanel #5

Vietnamese Coffee by d'Annam

Miss Dior by Christian Dior

Diorama by Christian Dior

Diorella by by Christian Dior

Kenzo Jungle

Alien by Mugler

Flower Bomb by Viktor & Rolf

Calvin Klein Euphoria

Dior Pure Poison

CK One

D&G Light Blue

Kitten Fur by Demeter

Jovoy Psychedelique

Kenzo Flower

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Gucci Rush

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre d'Orange

You or Someone Like you Etat Libre d'Orange

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This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in the Sex and the City movie? What about Jennifer Aniston's shabby chic slipcover? Is your sig scent more haunted doll house or Bruce Webber centerfold? Whether you're ordering Pink Dot on your parent's credit card, playing doctor at all girls summer camp, or huffing vanilla bug spray, remember: there are true sides to every story.

Want even more of the gorgeous and talented Tierney Finster? Follow her on IG at @tstar7, and subscribe to her substack and podcast, both conveniently named Tierney Talks. Did Tierney's description of niche perfume brand Velvet Vortex pique your interest? Use discount code Tierney20 for 20 percent off at http://velvetvortexperfume.com!

Fragrances Discussed:

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Byredo Blanche

Byredo Mojave Ghost

Le Labo Santal 33

Byredo Gypsy Water

CK One by Calvin Klein

Paco Rabanne Lady Million

Alien by Mugler

Black Orchid by Tom Ford

Marc Jacobs for Women

Michael Kors Michael for Women

Betsey Johnson by Betsey Johnson

Lush Lord of Misrule

Velvet Vortex Perfume

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Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!

Want even more from the gifted and glamorous River Gallo? Follow on ig @rivergallo and stay tuned for the release of PONYBOI, coming soon!

Fragrances Discussed:

Calvin Klein Eternity

Burberry Brit

Versace Blue Jeans

Versace Red Jeans

Diesel Green

Diesel Loverdose

Mugler Angel

YSL Black Opium

YSL Opium

Bal d'Afrique by Byredo

J’Adore Dior

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Poême by Lancôme

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Turn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and bong water. Spark your interest? This is one high potency ep you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Moves by Adidas

Boy Smells Italian Kush candle

Boy Smells Cashmere Kush

Cologne No. 2 by Alguien

Basilico & Fellini by Vilhelm Parfumerie

You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Mixed Emotion Byredo

Paradisi by Jorum Studio

Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

Another 13 by Le Labo

Peau by Arquiste

Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Relique d'Amour

Naomi Goodsir bois d'Ascese

Indecent Cherry by Born to Stand Out

Oui Plus by Kyse

secretions magnifiques

Ajwad by Lattafa

A.N. Other OR/ 2018

Noto perfume oil

Sweet Leaf Room 1015

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Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!

Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of Tragedy perfume oil (made by Marissa Zappas!) and keep your eyes peeled for the return of her one woman show Hollywood Soldier in NYC!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas

Fracas Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Bandit Eau de Parfum by Robert Piguet

Féminité du Bois by Serge Lutens

Iris Silver Mist by Serge Lutens

Fille en Aiguilles by Serge Lutens

Musc by Bruno Acampora

Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas

Old Spice

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Maggie the Cat is Alive, I’m Alive by Marissa Zappas

Quelque Fleurs by Houbigant Parfum

Child Perfume

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Rogue Perfumery Targhee Forest

Rogue Perfumery Derviche

Rogue Perfumery Derviche II

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Comme des Garçons x Monocle Sugi

L’Attesa by Masque Milano

Legend by Michael Jordan

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