This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.

Fragrances Discussed:

Oriza Legrand Héliotrope

Oriza Legrand Horizon

MDCI Invasion Barbare

MDCI Blue Satin

L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir

Trudon II

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Hilde Soliani Orgasmo

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Clue Warm Bulb

Strangers Cachouli

Jorum Studio Pony Body

Jorum Studio Gorseland

Jorum Studio Rose Highland

Jorum Studio Healing Berry

Slumberhouse Baque

Universal Flowering Fig Leaf

Kyse Oui Plus

Kyse Gateau de Carnevale

Dali Laguna

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika

Nasomatto Blamage

Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps

Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch

Altra Stone Cold Heart

Neandertal Us

Kenzo Flower

Gaultier Classique

YSL Rive Gauche

Angel by Mugler

Costume National Supergloss

Estée Lauder Youth Dew

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Paloma Picasso

Comme des Garçons

Ck One

Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle

Obsession by Calvin Klein

The Different Company Osmanthus

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Andrea Maack Coven

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Tocade by Rochas

Tocadily by Rochas

Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen

Pine by Stora Skuggen

Fracas by Piguet

Britney Spears Fantasy

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

J’Adore Dior

Corrèges Hypermusc

Bruno Acampora Musc

Jovoy Psychedelique

Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal

Demeter Snow

Drakkar Noir

Zoologist Rabbit

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When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it!

Perfumes Discussed:

Hwyl Aesop

CDG Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Arabian Tonka by Montale

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Super Cedar by Byredo

Dior Sauvage

Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche

Hot Cotton by Baruti

Angel by Mugler

Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani

Warm Bulb by Clue

Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver

Anarchist A- by Toscovat

The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays

Jeroboam Oriento

Andrea Maack Entrance

Andrea Maack Pavilion

Andrea Maack Jest

Andrea Maack Muse

Andrea Maack Neon Veil

Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

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Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine!

Fragrances Discussed:

Insolence by Guerlain

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo

Pavilion by Andrea Maack

Supergloss by Costume National

Gloss by Costume National

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Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Yves Saint Laurent Rive Gauche

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Gap Dream

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

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This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh feeling? Whether you carry it on your left or your right or want to go day-to-night these are the adorable, unignorable, and perfectly transportable scents that answer the question: what's in her bag?

Fragrances Discussed:

Tocade by Rochas

Andrea Maack Craft

YSL Rive Gauche

Mugler Angel

Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

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This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria) on the hunt for weight gain frags, Icy Hot perfumes, and duty free drydowns. Whether you're here for a jaw workout, a labdanum lobotomy, or the scent of anonymised hair, the ladies are taking the zest and leaving the rest for a pulsing, pert, and perky episode you will not want to postpone!

** This episode is dedicated to perfumer Mary Behlar of Bourbon French Perfumes, may she rest in peace. If you don't yet own a bottle of her stunning patchouli, get thee to neworleansperfume.com to support this family-owned brand. **

Fragrances Discussed:

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Orto Parisi Seminalis

Bourbon French Parfums Patchouli

Jovoy Psychedelique

Serge Lutens Bornéo 1834

Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue

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Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talking jet lag, checked bags, and red flags, to bring you an episode dressed in head-to-toe Jacquemus. Want to smell like a dead butterfly? What about the ghost of Samantha Jones? Payless perfume anyone? Whether you're on a Eurotrip, in a domestic partnership or slowly losing your grip, your sunscreen-scented IV drip of Nose Candy Intl. is ready to be administered!

Curious about what your gals have been up to on hiatus? Preorder Maddie's sold out perfume Centerfold for Hollywood Gifts, and keep your eyes out for Chloe's debut solo album Social Butterfly, coming soon!

Fragrances Discussed:

Baccarat Rouge 540

Andrea Maack Muse

Britney Spears Curious

Paris Hilton Eau de Parfum

Escada Tropical Punch

Escada Sunset Heat

Youth Dew by Estee Lauder

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens

Ariana Grande Cloud

Nishane Fan Your Flames X

Magma Andrea Maack

Zing Andrea Maack

The Different Company Osmanthus

Delina Parfums de Marly

Love is Coming Chapter II by The Different Company

Jorum Studio Pluck!

Terre d'Hermes by Hermes

Heaven Can Wait by Frederic Malle

Declaration by Cartier

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Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event!

Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!)

Don't wait to get your tickets...they're going fast and space is limited!

BUY TICKETS HERE or at the link in our bio on Instagram (@nosecandypod)

We <3 you all and hope you're getting prepped for our return to the old ball and chain (our respective microphones). Muah! See ya on Sunday, June 1st!

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