This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.

Fragrances Discussed:

Oriza Legrand Héliotrope

Oriza Legrand Horizon

MDCI Invasion Barbare

MDCI Blue Satin

L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir

Trudon II

Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow

Hilde Soliani Orgasmo

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Clue Warm Bulb

Strangers Cachouli

Jorum Studio Pony Body

Jorum Studio Gorseland

Jorum Studio Rose Highland

Jorum Studio Healing Berry

Slumberhouse Baque

Universal Flowering Fig Leaf

Kyse Oui Plus

Kyse Gateau de Carnevale

Dali Laguna

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika

Nasomatto Blamage

Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps

Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch

Altra Stone Cold Heart

Neandertal Us

Kenzo Flower

Gaultier Classique

YSL Rive Gauche

Angel by Mugler

Costume National Supergloss

Estée Lauder Youth Dew

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Paloma Picasso

Comme des Garçons

Ck One

Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle

Obsession by Calvin Klein

The Different Company Osmanthus

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Basilica by Milano Fragranze

Andrea Maack Coven

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Tocade by Rochas

Tocadily by Rochas

Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen

Pine by Stora Skuggen

Fracas by Piguet

Britney Spears Fantasy

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

J’Adore Dior

Corrèges Hypermusc

Bruno Acampora Musc

Jovoy Psychedelique

Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal

Demeter Snow

Drakkar Noir

Zoologist Rabbit

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When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it!

Perfumes Discussed:

Hwyl Aesop

CDG Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Arabian Tonka by Montale

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Super Cedar by Byredo

Dior Sauvage

Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche

Hot Cotton by Baruti

Angel by Mugler

Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani

Warm Bulb by Clue

Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver

Anarchist A- by Toscovat

The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays

Jeroboam Oriento

Andrea Maack Entrance

Andrea Maack Pavilion

Andrea Maack Jest

Andrea Maack Muse

Andrea Maack Neon Veil

Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

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Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine!

Fragrances Discussed:

Insolence by Guerlain

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo

Pavilion by Andrea Maack

Supergloss by Costume National

Gloss by Costume National

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