How To Work Your Magick (Without Wrecking Your Karma) Spell Responsibly Witches - The Universe Is Watching - Episode 25 @NeverCrossAWitch Look—if you’re out here trying to hex your ex or curse your cousin’s new girlfriend because she blinked at you funny, this episode is your wake-up call.This week on the Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of spells and rituals—how to do them properly, what the actual fuck the point of them is, and why casting hexes just makes you look spiritually constipated.We break it down:💀 The responsible way to work with energy (without blowing up your own life)🕯️ Why your spell isn’t working just because you bought a candle and shouted under the moon💩 Hexes are bullshit, and we’ll tell you exactly why (with love and a sledgehammer)🌀 Then we get into spirit guides—how we met ours, what they do, and how they’ve saved our asses more than onceIt’s chaotic, heartfelt, no-bullshit witchcraft, with a healthy side of “shut up and ground yourself.”So if you’ve ever screamed “UNIVERSE TAKE THE WHEEL” while shaking a jar of herbs you don’t understand—this one’s for you.🎧 Subscribe, cackle, send it to your witchy mate who’s one spell away from a nervous breakdown.And for the love of Hecate—stop hexing people.#NeverCrossAWitchBitch#WitchBitchPodcast#WitchTok#ModernWitchcraft#WitchyAF#WitchLife#CursesAndConsequences#HexingIsBullshit#RealWitchTalk#ProtectYourEnergy#EthicalWitchcraft#NoMoreHexes#SpellWorkNotShitWork#SpiritGuideStories#MeetYourGuides#DivineAssistance#WitchGuidesBeLike#AncestorWhispers#IntuitionOnFire#SpiritualAF#ChannelingChaos#WitchesWithAttitude#CacklingWithIntent#SageItThenRageIt#NotYourPinterestWitch#MagicAndMayhem#RitualsAndRants#MessyWitchMagic#SpellItLikeItIs

Episode 24 – Circle of Trust or Coven of Trouble? Spells, Friends & Shenanigans 🧙‍♀️💩✨

Buckle up, witches — this one's a cauldron full of truth, magic, and messy hilarity!

In this episode, we stir the pot on friendship:
🔮 How do you know if someone’s your soul fam or just chaos in a cute outfit?
💫 What does your gut (and not just Lucy’s) say when you meet someone new?
🪄 We get real about intuition, boundaries, spellwork, and why surrounding yourself with the right witches matters.

There’s talk of abundance spells, energy leaks, friendship red flags... and yes, Lucy’s bowels make a surprise appearance. You’ll laugh, you’ll question your coven, and you might just cast a new friendship spell by the end.

🧹 Come for the giggles, stay for the grounding wisdom — and don’t forget to stir your tea widdershins.

💜 Listen, laugh, and manifest with us.

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Is your third eye really blind if you’re on Zoloft?Can a tarot deck tell the difference between Prozac and peppermint tea?Spoiler: nope, and that belief is 100 % grade-A hogwash.Join your favorite cauldron-stirrers Lucy, Mitch & Carly as they cackle, rant, and lovingly drag the toxic myth that “real” spirituality requires a raw-dog brain. We’re talking:🔹 Why denying meds in the name of “higher vibes” is dangerous AF🔹 The science (and common sense) behind spirit messages and serotonin🔹 Story time: clergy, cults, and crystal-pushers who really should’ve taken the prescription🔹 How to clap back when someone says your antidepressant blocks your intuition🔹 Bonus banter: Mitch won’t stop teasing Carly about her absurdly hot tree-surgeon husband—and Lucy’s the referee with the laugh-trackWhether you worship moon phases or just like moon-walking, you deserve mental health and mystic wisdom. Let’s yeet the stigma into the abyss—then roast marshmallows over it.📢 Hit play, smash that subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss the spell-binding banter.📝 Drop your hot takes (and favorite meds) in the comments—trolls will be hexed with perpetual Wi-Fi outages.#WitchBitchPodcast #MentalHealthMatters #SpiritualAF #TakeYourMeds #CrystalsAndSSRIs

Welcome back, coven-cuties! In this week’s cauldron-boiling episode of Never Cross A Witch Bitch we light our protection candles, clutch our ethically sourced crystals, and dive broom-first into a question that has us cackling and cussing:How did “love-and-light” start moon-dancing with hate-and-bigotry?We’re talking about self-proclaimed “spiritual” folks who can smudge away “bad vibes” yet somehow keep the racism, homophobia, and transphobia. Spoiler: we’re not having it
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Get ready for a hilarious—and surprisingly heartfelt—chat as we dive into the intertwined worlds of respect and gratitude. We’re dishing out big thank-yous to our loyal viewers, but we’re also getting real about the boundary-crossers who tried to stir up drama behind our backs. Don’t worry, though—this episode is packed with plenty of laughter, some frank ground-rule setting, and a sprinkle of witchy wisdom on why respect and gratitude matter more than ever. Tune in for the fun, stay for the revelations, and remember: if you’re not bringing snacks and respect, don’t cross the Witch Bitch!#NeverCrossAWitchBitch#SnacksAndRespect#RespectAndGratitude#WitchyWisdom#PodcastLife#Episode21#BoundariesAndBlessings#LaughsAndLifeLessons#PodcastVibes#WitchBitchPower

🎉 Episode 20 – We Made It to the TOP 1% on YouTube Podcasts! 🎉We can't believe it—Episode 20 is here, and we’re officially in the top 1% of YouTube Podcasts! 🎉🥳 Thank YOU for being on this amazing journey with us!In this episode, we’re diving into the power of saying NO—a game-changer for empaths who often struggle with setting boundaries. If you've ever found yourself saying yes when you really wanted to say no (and then regretting it later), this episode is for you! We'll explore how this pattern can create chaos in your life and, more importantly, how to break free from it.Join Mitch, Carly, and Lucy for another fun, insightful, and downright entertaining episode! Expect lots of laughs, deep conversations, and yes… more serenading! 🎶💬 Drop a "NO!" in the comments if you're ready to reclaim your power! And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share—let’s keep growing together! 🚀✨#Podcast #Empaths #Boundaries #SayingNo #SelfLove #Healing #PersonalGrowth #Top1Percent

Get ready for an episode filled with belly laughs, magical insights, and unexpected musical performances! In this episode of Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast, we dive into the power of laughter—how it heals, shifts energy, and makes life way more bearable (especially when Mercury is in retrograde 🙃).But that’s not all! We also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, talking about our first-ever oracle decks—because let’s be honest, we all had that one deck that just felt right. And for a little extra magic, each of us pulls a card and does a one-card reading just for YOU, our amazing viewers & listeners!Oh, and did we mention? Lucy serenades Mitch at the end. Yes, you read that right. It’s a moment. You do not want to miss it. 🎤😂So grab your cauldron (or, you know, just a cup of tea), hit play, and let’s cackle our way through this episode together! 🧙‍♀️💜🔥🎧 Listen Now & Subscribe so you never miss the magic!#NeverCrossAWitchBitch #LaughterIsMagic #OracleDecks #PodcastMagic

🌟 Angels, Earth Angels & Spiritual Truths | Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast 🔮In today’s episode of Never Cross A Witch Bitch, we’re diving deep into the mystical world of angels—what they mean to us personally, how they’ve shown up in our lives, and the unexpected ways spirit moves! ✨We’re sharing powerful stories of encounters with earth angels, and just when we thought we had it all figured out—spirit steps in with a mind-blowing revelation for one of our podcasters! 😲🔥But that’s not all! We also venture into the world of tarot and mediumship—what makes a reading bad, the false expectations some sitters hold, and how to truly embrace the messages spirit has for you. 🃏👁️Get ready for an episode filled with magic, wisdom, and a little witchy chaos! Hit play, and let’s get into it! 🖤🔮#witches #podcast #witchypodcast #spirit #witchcommunity #witchycommunity #witchlife