How To Work Your Magick (Without Wrecking Your Karma) Spell Responsibly Witches - The Universe Is Watching - Episode 25 @NeverCrossAWitch Look—if you’re out here trying to hex your ex or curse your cousin’s new girlfriend because she blinked at you funny, this episode is your wake-up call.This week on the Never Cross A Witch Bitch Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of spells and rituals—how to do them properly, what the actual fuck the point of them is, and why casting hexes just makes you look spiritually constipated.We break it down:💀 The responsible way to work with energy (without blowing up your own life)🕯️ Why your spell isn’t working just because you bought a candle and shouted under the moon💩 Hexes are bullshit, and we’ll tell you exactly why (with love and a sledgehammer)🌀 Then we get into spirit guides—how we met ours, what they do, and how they’ve saved our asses more than onceIt’s chaotic, heartfelt, no-bullshit witchcraft, with a healthy side of “shut up and ground yourself.”So if you’ve ever screamed “UNIVERSE TAKE THE WHEEL” while shaking a jar of herbs you don’t understand—this one’s for you.🎧 Subscribe, cackle, send it to your witchy mate who’s one spell away from a nervous breakdown.And for the love of Hecate—stop hexing people.#NeverCrossAWitchBitch#WitchBitchPodcast#WitchTok#ModernWitchcraft#WitchyAF#WitchLife#CursesAndConsequences#HexingIsBullshit#RealWitchTalk#ProtectYourEnergy#EthicalWitchcraft#NoMoreHexes#SpellWorkNotShitWork#SpiritGuideStories#MeetYourGuides#DivineAssistance#WitchGuidesBeLike#AncestorWhispers#IntuitionOnFire#SpiritualAF#ChannelingChaos#WitchesWithAttitude#CacklingWithIntent#SageItThenRageIt#NotYourPinterestWitch#MagicAndMayhem#RitualsAndRants#MessyWitchMagic#SpellItLikeItIs

Episode 24 – Circle of Trust or Coven of Trouble? Spells, Friends & Shenanigans 🧙‍♀️💩✨

Buckle up, witches — this one's a cauldron full of truth, magic, and messy hilarity!

In this episode, we stir the pot on friendship:
🔮 How do you know if someone’s your soul fam or just chaos in a cute outfit?
💫 What does your gut (and not just Lucy’s) say when you meet someone new?
🪄 We get real about intuition, boundaries, spellwork, and why surrounding yourself with the right witches matters.

There’s talk of abundance spells, energy leaks, friendship red flags... and yes, Lucy’s bowels make a surprise appearance. You’ll laugh, you’ll question your coven, and you might just cast a new friendship spell by the end.

🧹 Come for the giggles, stay for the grounding wisdom — and don’t forget to stir your tea widdershins.

💜 Listen, laugh, and manifest with us.

#witchpodcast #nevercrossawitchbitch #spiritualhumour #friendshipmagic #covenlife #intuition #abundancespells #shadowwork #soulfamily #witchywomen #healingwithhumour #trustyourgut #witchtok #witchythings #witchesofyoutube #funnyspiritualpodcast

Is your third eye really blind if you’re on Zoloft?Can a tarot deck tell the difference between Prozac and peppermint tea?Spoiler: nope, and that belief is 100 % grade-A hogwash.Join your favorite cauldron-stirrers Lucy, Mitch & Carly as they cackle, rant, and lovingly drag the toxic myth that “real” spirituality requires a raw-dog brain. We’re talking:🔹 Why denying meds in the name of “higher vibes” is dangerous AF🔹 The science (and common sense) behind spirit messages and serotonin🔹 Story time: clergy, cults, and crystal-pushers who really should’ve taken the prescription🔹 How to clap back when someone says your antidepressant blocks your intuition🔹 Bonus banter: Mitch won’t stop teasing Carly about her absurdly hot tree-surgeon husband—and Lucy’s the referee with the laugh-trackWhether you worship moon phases or just like moon-walking, you deserve mental health and mystic wisdom. Let’s yeet the stigma into the abyss—then roast marshmallows over it.📢 Hit play, smash that subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss the spell-binding banter.📝 Drop your hot takes (and favorite meds) in the comments—trolls will be hexed with perpetual Wi-Fi outages.#WitchBitchPodcast #MentalHealthMatters #SpiritualAF #TakeYourMeds #CrystalsAndSSRIs