Episodes

  • #29 CONTRACEPTION (LIVE!)

    #29 CONTRACEPTION (LIVE!)
    Aug 13 2019
    In the FIRST-EVER live episode – recorded live at The AllBright women’s club – the female panellists share terrifying tales of baby-prevention techniques, piss-laden pregnancy tests, penis sheathing and the cost of condoms, before the men talk awkwardly about sperm to a room full of women.

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    26 mins
  • #28 BEST PARENT: Who Do Your Children Love The Least?

    #28 BEST PARENT: Who Do Your Children Love The Least?
    Jul 30 2019
    Who’s the best parent and who do the kids prefer? The panel consider competitive parenting (and how Anna’s dad used a starting pistol to train her for school sports day), a lost muff and what’s in a Puritan’s lunchbox. Plus: presenting a poorly dressed baby to Kylie Minogue, and why the dads all think they’re second-choice parent.

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    33 mins
  • #27 ANGER: Grumpy Dads and Ghosting Your Family

    #27 ANGER: Grumpy Dads and Ghosting Your Family
    Jul 23 2019
    At look at rage issues – how to manage them in children and keep a lid on them for yourself, including: being left on the roadside by an angry parent, the 80s trend for smacking, being ‘the bigger person’ out of spite, pretending to move out and how nice it would be to have a toddler tantrum at work.

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    31 mins
  • BONUS EPISODE: Don't Wet Yourself Laughing

    BONUS EPISODE: Don't Wet Yourself Laughing
    Jul 16 2019
    In a special episode, sponsored by Lights by TENA, Anna is joined by Candice Brathwaite and the Scummy Mummies to talk about being a grown woman and accidentally weeing in your knickers. Pregnancy can do cruel things to a woman's body, but it's not just mothers who are affected: one in three women over 35 suffer with bladder weakness at some stage. So give your kegels a squeeze and tune in for a very special episode. ***Please seek medical support if you are suffering from incontinence. Pads are there to support you but the issue needs to be addressed by medical professionals.***

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    22 mins
  • #26 FREEDOM: Being the UN and Hiding in Toilets

    #26 FREEDOM: Being the UN and Hiding in Toilets
    Jul 9 2019
    How long a leash should you give your nippers? And how can you maintain your independence once you have kids? The panels consider the end of ‘pottering’ as a hobby, hiding from your family in the toilet, and tea-making as a childhood right of passage. 

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    32 mins
  • #25 SOCIAL MEDIA: Murky Holes and Blue Faces

    #25 SOCIAL MEDIA: Murky Holes and Blue Faces
    Jul 2 2019
    The girls consider kids and slime, the family ‘technology box’, and the lost art of speaking to strangers in bars, while the boys discuss the ‘midlife crisis blue tick’, being married to an Avatar or Smurf, and whether bullying was worse when it was punches in the playground or now, when it’s digital digs that run 24/7.

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    31 mins
  • #24 DIVORCE: The Final Frontier

    #24 DIVORCE: The Final Frontier
    Jun 25 2019
    The panels consider the benefits of separating with a smile and how divorce can be good, using Nintendo devices for reconciliation, and staying married because it’s easier than filling out all the forms. So if you had to split, what would be the reason? 

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    31 mins
  • #23 BODY POSITIVITY: Penis Butter and Hair Plugs

    #23 BODY POSITIVITY: Penis Butter and Hair Plugs
    Jun 18 2019
    How do you encourage tiny people to love their bodies? How do you remain fond of yours when it’s collapsing? Plus: why the increasing grotesqueness of Joe and Matt sickens midlife gun-pumper Noel, and whether body paint actually tastes better on toast.

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    38 mins