"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEP

If you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That is essentially the theme of today's episode.

Jack's got an adventure, and the ending is yet-to-be-determined, but that doesn't stop him from bringing us the story of his quest to become a world-famous electric motorcycle racer... our at least a licensed motorcycle drive.

And if you thought that was all, you'd be dead wrong. Because hog-enthusiast Gruff Julep finds his way into the studio while looking for a restroom, and hilarity ensues.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• NANO PAX - LIVE AT TREMBLING MIND FESTIVAL
• BILLY MOTHERBOARD - COCONUT

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon Ranger

We've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at least we try.

Unfortunately, sometimes those people we admire end up doing some pretty terrible things, and we have to pretend like we never had a thing for them in the first place. OR we can do what then courage boys Jack and Dan do, and that's put them on blast.

This week we pull out our master blasters, and do just that.

And in a special treat, an unknown yet very important Power Ranger stops by the studio to put us in our place.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• TONY FERRARO & DANIEL MARKHAM - AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN
• ELEANOR COLLIDES - SILENT ROOM

And as always, thanks to the aforementioned, the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER

It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom.

In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports hypotheticals that could bring joy back to a joyless game.

The show ends with a visit from a legend! Thanks to Dan's inability to quit spending money online, the MST Studio is visited by Joe D'Laura-Palmer, All-American College Quarterback.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• SPRINGWORKS - POCKET THEORY
• AUDFO - SOULS

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ

When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene.

Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh.

Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here.

And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38)

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• ARVID - GHOSTY (00:08:51)
• THE LOOSE FITS - ODE TO INDECISION (00:35:12)

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds

It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gates

Jack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his journey, and his still perhaps unfinished business.

And don't you dare go anywhere, because the most popular visiting musician in all of Men Seeking Tomahawks history, the one and only Tom Proceeds, joins us for a tradition like no other.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• NANO PAX - MAR
• LILAC2001 - EVERYTHING IS STRANGE

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIE

Have you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free time around a bunch of magicians lately.

Follow his journey as we discuss a young boy's obsession with magic (complete with hat and cape), and how it lead to a once-in-a-lifetime adventure to THE Magic Collectors' Expo.

Don't forget to stick around till the end, as Dan interviews one of the more interesting characters he ran into at the expo.

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• SONO - BERLIN
• THE PULPY PRINCIPLE - SAIKOO NO TOMODACHI  FEAT YUUKO

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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Set list.

• SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY
• KRYVOIR - YUKO
• SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY

• DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET
• TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH
• BIZAVELI - OK COOL

• NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD
• JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK
• STRAYS - PARALLAX

• PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GOD
• PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROAD
• STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE
• TOM PROCEEDS - ODE TO SPRING

xoxo,

Jack & Dan

On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back.

PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

• RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALL
• CODY LEENDERS - I CAN’T FIX MY PAIN

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