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It's Best If You Don't Reach Out

By: Jason Kinkade
  • Summary

  • The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

    © 2024 It's Best If You Don't Reach Out
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Episodes
  • Rebirth
    Apr 30 2024

    There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!

    IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

    The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

    http://bestifyoudont.com

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    4 mins
  • The MILF of all Cliffhangers
    Jan 15 2024

    She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?

    IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

    The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

    http://bestifyoudont.com

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    3 mins
  • I went on a date with a homeless lady
    Dec 17 2023

    “Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.

    IT’S BEST IF YOU DON’T REACH OUT

    The unexceptional late thirties male against COVID-19, genital herpes, and $18 an hour employment

    http://bestifyoudont.com

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    5 mins

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