Episode 13: John Carter

This week, we travel to Barsoom to rescue John Carter from the red sands of confusion! Disney spent hundreds of millions trying to launch a sci-fi epic—and somehow forgot to tell us who John Carter even is. We break down how this interplanetary adventure crash-landed and reveal how we’d give it the heart, clarity, and the epic twists it desperately needed. Get ready for fantastic fixes, Martian makeovers, and a story that finally soars beyond the stars.

Episode 12: Pixels

When alien invaders mistake classic arcade games for a declaration of war, Earth’s only hope is… Adam Sandler? In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we plug in to the pixelated chaos of Pixels — a film that promised nostalgic fun but glitched hard on story, tone, and logic. We’ll debug the script, level up the characters, and rewrite the rules so this 8-bit invasion actually wins extra lives at the box office. It's time to press “Continue” on what could have been a blockbuster!

Episode 11: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we blast into Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets—a film overflowing with dazzling visuals and boundless imagination, but weighed down by flimsy romance and galaxy-sized plot holes. We’ll rework the story to make Alpha feel like a truly lived-in universe, give Valerian and Laureline a relationship worth rooting for, and chart a course that matches the movie’s stunning spectacle with a narrative that actually soars. Because if there’s one thing this film proves, it’s that even in space… no one can escape a broken script.

Episode 10: Wish

In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we take on Disney’s Wish—a film packed with potential but that left audiences… well, wishing for more. From a talking goat (which happens to be one of the best parts of the film) to a villain who somehow manages to be both over-the-top and underwhelming, we break down what went wrong and how to make it shine. Could this story of dreams and stars have truly lived up to its legacy, or was it doomed from the opening number? We’ve got the fixes, the insights, and maybe even a few jokes sharper than King Magnifico’s cheekbones.

Episode 9: Morbius

In this episode, we sink our fangs into Morbius, the Marvel movie that somehow managed to feel both undercooked and over-serious. We break down how a film about a living vampire ended up drained of life, why the villain feels like a bad blood match, and how the story missed its chance to deliver real tension and heart. Then, we roll up our sleeves and prescribe the fixes—sharper character stakes, smarter pacing, and action that actually draws you in. Sometimes even a vampire movie needs a transfusion to survive.

Episode 8: The Thunderbolts*

In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we break down Marvel’s Thunderbolts* and uncover why this super-team stumbled instead of soared. Why were power players like Ghost, Taskmaster, and Shang-Chi sidelined instead of given their moment to shine? Why did the finale play like a teaser for “New Avengers” instead of a mic-drop ending? And how could a reimagined Sentry arc have turned a scattered ensemble into an epic clash of ideals? We’ve got the blueprint to take Thunderbolts* from forgettable mash-up to the MCU’s next great team-up—complete with bigger stakes, sharper payoffs, and the movie fans actually wanted.

Episode 7: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Grab your fedora and whip—this week on I Can Fix Your Movie we’re diving into Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Harrison Ford returns one last time as the legendary archaeologist, but did this final adventure stick the landing—or stumble into the past?

We’ll break down what worked (yes, there are still thrills and heart here), what didn’t (looking at you, uneven pacing and unneeded MacGuffins), and then roll up our sleeves to fix it. From character arcs to tighter action, we’ll reimagine how Indy’s farewell could have packed even more punch while honoring the spirit of the original trilogy.

Whether you loved it, hated it, or just wanted one more ride with Dr. Jones, this episode is for you. Adventure has a name—and so does movie repair….I Can Fix Your Movie.

Episode 6: Kraven the Hunter

This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we sink our teeth into Kraven the Hunter. one of Sony’s attempts at building its Spider-Man-less Spider-Verse that leaves plenty to be desired, but don’t worry—we’ve got the fixes. From rethinking Kraven’s origin story to sharpening the villain dynamics and giving the film a clear direction, we break down exactly how this movie could have gone from forgettable to ferocious.