Episode 13: John Carter

This week, we travel to Barsoom to rescue John Carter from the red sands of confusion! Disney spent hundreds of millions trying to launch a sci-fi epic—and somehow forgot to tell us who John Carter even is. We break down how this interplanetary adventure crash-landed and reveal how we’d give it the heart, clarity, and the epic twists it desperately needed. Get ready for fantastic fixes, Martian makeovers, and a story that finally soars beyond the stars.

Episode 12: Pixels

When alien invaders mistake classic arcade games for a declaration of war, Earth’s only hope is… Adam Sandler? In this episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we plug in to the pixelated chaos of Pixels — a film that promised nostalgic fun but glitched hard on story, tone, and logic. We’ll debug the script, level up the characters, and rewrite the rules so this 8-bit invasion actually wins extra lives at the box office. It's time to press “Continue” on what could have been a blockbuster!

Episode 11: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we blast into Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets—a film overflowing with dazzling visuals and boundless imagination, but weighed down by flimsy romance and galaxy-sized plot holes. We’ll rework the story to make Alpha feel like a truly lived-in universe, give Valerian and Laureline a relationship worth rooting for, and chart a course that matches the movie’s stunning spectacle with a narrative that actually soars. Because if there’s one thing this film proves, it’s that even in space… no one can escape a broken script.