Episodes

  • Eyes Without A Face - S5 E10
    Aug 27 2025

    🎙️☕ NEW EPISODE, BABY! ☕🎙️ Horror Café Podcast presents:

    👁️ EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960) 👁️


    a.k.a. Daddy Dearest: French Edition


    Break out the fondue forks and pour yourself something strong—because Eryka and Jackie are diving face-first into this oh-so-delicate French horror delicacy where the surgery is shady, the vibes are cursed, and the masks are... fashionably unsettling.

    Dr. Génessier is out here acting like Picasso with a scalpel, trying to "fix" his daughter’s face by giving other women an extreme makeover: non-consensual edition.Meanwhile, his daughter is floating around the house like a Victorian ghost who just discovered French Vogue. 🕯️👻💁‍♀️

    Join your favorite horror besties as they sip dark roast and spill tea hotter than an open Bunsen burner on: ☕️ French horror elegance or just a fancy slasher? ☕️ Why was Christiane serving ghost bride realness in every scene? ☕️ And seriously, how does a man that sketch keep a medical license?

    So grab your croissant, your caffeine, and your skepticism—because this week, the girls are going full arthouse horror, and no face is safe.

    🎧 Available wherever you listen to your spooky fix. 👀 Because beauty is only skin stolen-deep.


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Lake Placid - S5 E9
    Jul 30 2025

    This week at the Horror Café, the ladies are diving teeth-first into the gloriously absurd waters of Lake Placid — where the crocodiles are giant, the plot holes are plentiful, and Betty White swears like a trucker with a hobby farm.

    Join Eryka & Jackie as they sip their coffee and break down all the ridiculousness: ✔️ The world's chillest townsfolk response to a man-eating reptile ✔️ Why everyone’s flirting while people are getting eaten ✔️ And of course, Betty White feeding livestock to a prehistoric beast like it’s a casual Tuesday

    Sarcasm? Oh, we brought it. Logic? Left it on the dock.



    https://discord.gg/bQn4GEZhtK

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Dead Don't Die - S5 E8
    Jun 30 2025

    This week Eryka and Jackie are headed to Centerville — a small town so boring, even the dead couldn’t stay dead. 🧟‍♂️ In The Dead Don’t Die, we get zombies, dry humor, and townsfolk who are way too chill about the apocalypse. Join Eryka and Jackie as they break down this slow, strange, and hilariously awkward end-of-the-world tale. Because if you’re going to get eaten by zombies, you might as well do it with deadpan charm.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ready or Not - S5 E7
    Jun 18 2025

    Because nothing says welcome to the family like being hunted down on your wedding night. This week, Eryka and Jackie are talking Ready or Not — the charming tale of a bride who just wanted cake and instead got crossbows, satanic rituals, and in-law drama that really kills.

    Tune in as they lock and load this bloody game of hide and seek and ask the important questions: Is divorce an option after hour one?

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Longlegs - S5 E6
    May 14 2025

    A sadistic serial killer. A trail of occult clues. And an FBI agent racing against time.

    This week on the Horror Café Podcast, we dive into a chilling thriller where solving symbols is the only way to stop a killer. Join Eryka and Jackie as they unravel the darkness, one clue at a time.

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    57 mins
  • Haunt - S5 E5
    Mar 12 2025

    This week on Horror Café Podcast, Eryka and Jackie are hitting the haunted house maze in the movie Haunt—a tale of a Halloween night gone wrong. A group of friends take their chances at a nightmarish "extreme" haunted house - and they soon realize some nightmares are terrifyingly real.

    Join the conversation on this twisted, messed up movie that will leave you questioning every haunted house you've ever dared to enter!


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Lake Mungo - S5 E4
    Feb 26 2025

    This week on the Horror Café Podcast, Eryka and Jackie dive into the eerie, Lake Mungo! This psychological horror, filmed as a chilling documentary, follows a grieving family unraveling disturbing secrets after their daughter's tragic drowning. Is there something lurking beneath the surface, or is grief playing tricks on them?

    Join Eryka and Jackie as they jump straight into Lake Mungo and talk up the film’s haunting atmosphere, its creeping dread, and THAT unforgettable final reveal.

    Listen now on your favorite podcast platform, and let them know—did Lake Mungo give you chills?

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum - S5 E3
    Feb 19 2025

    Get ready for one of the creepiest found-footage horrors out there—Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum!

    Join Eryka and Jackie as they follow a terrifying tale as paranormal investigators who dare to explore an abandoned asylum… only to realize some places should stay forgotten.

    Are you brave enough to press play?


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    53 mins