🎙️☕ NEW EPISODE, BABY! ☕🎙️ Horror Café Podcast presents:

👁️ EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960) 👁️

a.k.a. Daddy Dearest: French Edition

Break out the fondue forks and pour yourself something strong—because Eryka and Jackie are diving face-first into this oh-so-delicate French horror delicacy where the surgery is shady, the vibes are cursed, and the masks are... fashionably unsettling.

Dr. Génessier is out here acting like Picasso with a scalpel, trying to "fix" his daughter’s face by giving other women an extreme makeover: non-consensual edition.Meanwhile, his daughter is floating around the house like a Victorian ghost who just discovered French Vogue. 🕯️👻💁‍♀️

Join your favorite horror besties as they sip dark roast and spill tea hotter than an open Bunsen burner on: ☕️ French horror elegance or just a fancy slasher? ☕️ Why was Christiane serving ghost bride realness in every scene? ☕️ And seriously, how does a man that sketch keep a medical license?

So grab your croissant, your caffeine, and your skepticism—because this week, the girls are going full arthouse horror, and no face is safe.

🎧 Available wherever you listen to your spooky fix. 👀 Because beauty is only skin stolen-deep.

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This week at the Horror Café, the ladies are diving teeth-first into the gloriously absurd waters of Lake Placid — where the crocodiles are giant, the plot holes are plentiful, and Betty White swears like a trucker with a hobby farm.

Join Eryka & Jackie as they sip their coffee and break down all the ridiculousness: ✔️ The world's chillest townsfolk response to a man-eating reptile ✔️ Why everyone’s flirting while people are getting eaten ✔️ And of course, Betty White feeding livestock to a prehistoric beast like it’s a casual Tuesday

Sarcasm? Oh, we brought it. Logic? Left it on the dock.

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This week Eryka and Jackie are headed to Centerville — a small town so boring, even the dead couldn’t stay dead. 🧟‍♂️ In The Dead Don’t Die, we get zombies, dry humor, and townsfolk who are way too chill about the apocalypse. Join Eryka and Jackie as they break down this slow, strange, and hilariously awkward end-of-the-world tale. Because if you’re going to get eaten by zombies, you might as well do it with deadpan charm.