Welcome back to Butt Honestly, where the cheeks are always clapping. This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are throwing open the confessional curtain for a fresh round of Ready, Set, Confess—and honey, your sins are safe with us… unless they’re hilarious, in which case we’re absolutely sharing.

But first, we dig into some listener letters. One from a Spring Bloomer who’s finally blossoming into his full, filthy self, and another from an incredible mom who’s tuning in and showing up—because this podcast is for everyone with a butt, and the people who love them.

Quick hits in our butt dial segment tackle life’s big questions, like:

• “Should I keep it in… or push it out?” (Spoiler: It depends on the setting.)
• “What’s the real prep time for PREP?” (Hint: It’s not a crockpot.)
• “Does love mean you always have to cum?” (The existential crisis we never saw coming.)

The guys also dish about :

🐻 Oso Sucia Dirty Bear After Dark Leather Ball Eleganza Extravaganza – and yes, that is the full name, and no, there will not be a quiz.

🎢 Dangilo’s Disneyland detour – because even after a leather ball, a Dole Whip hits different.

In the spirit of joy and justice, they shout out the bear event that boldly stood up for trans rights.

As always, the episode ends with their Love Language of the Week, where the feels are real and the innuendos are plentiful.

Hit play, confess your sins, and maybe… keep a towel nearby. 🍑