Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, the podcast that isn’t afraid to poke around where the sun doesn’t shine. This week, we’re zeroing in on the almighty prostate—and let’s just say, things get… stimulating.

First up, a Booty Gang member writes in with questions about sex after prostate cancer, while another swears his prostate might be broken (spoiler: it’s not Amazon Prime, it doesn’t come with a warranty). And if that weren’t enough, a certain pig on the prowl checks in to let us know his prostate just got absolutely wrecked—but in the best possible way.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton slides into the weird and wonderful world of his prison DMs (apparently, orange really is the new black), while Dangilo shares a bloody IV situation that’ll make you clutch your pearls… or at least your veins.

Oh, and mark your calendars: Slutter Camp is happening August 30. If you’re not ready, now’s the time to stretch, hydrate, and maybe invest in a jockstrap or two.

As always, the guys wrap it all up with their “Love Language of the Week” — because after all the prostate poking, prison proposals, and IV drama, you’ll need a soft landing.

Welcome back to Butt Honestly, the only podcast where your butt dial might just end up on air. This week, someone reached out with a tragic tale: ChatGPT gave them…the runs. (Artificial intelligence, natural consequences.)

Our Butt Dials segment is bursting with goodies: an email from a nurse gives the 411 on a new PrEP medication, a listener having a hard time at a nude beach (emphasis on hard), and — because the universe loves us — a full-on booty call from an actual pig on the prowl.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton returns from his trip over the pound — that’s right, from West End musicals to steamy bathhouses, he’s been hitting all the cultural landmarks.

The guys dish on the Hollywood Bowl, give their review of Jesus Christ Superstar (spoiler: the Lord works in mysterious, jazz-handed ways), and wrap things up with their “Love Language of the Week” — because after all that, we all need a gentle cuddle.

Warning: Listening may result in spontaneous laughter, inappropriate beach thoughts, and the uncontrollable urge to slather yourself in Gun Oil while singing show tunes.

This week on Butt Honestly, Dr. Carlton is packing more than just his suitcase as he gears up for a cheeky trip to London — and that's just his first stop! Meanwhile, Dangilo tries to keep things grounded.

The boys dive into the deep end with a conversation about pronouns and why language matters, before answering a question about fissures — from someone who doesn’t even listen to the show (rude, but okay). They take a bit go a serious turn as they unpack the emotional toll lose and overdose.

Then, just when you think your cheeks have dried — we’re back to steamy territory. This week’s Hit It or Quit It gets wild with tales of bathroom BJs (public plumbing, anyone?), sketchy Aussie sexcapades, chastity cages (yes, we’re locked in), sensual massage parties, and a little something special from Black’s Beach. Sun, sand, and... submission?

They wrap things up, as always, with their “Love Language of the Week” — a soft landing after a very hard ride.

So plug in, lube up, and loosen your grip on reality — Episode 57 is serving sex, substance, and just the right amount of sass. 🎙️🍑