Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, the podcast that isn’t afraid to poke around where the sun doesn’t shine. This week, we’re zeroing in on the almighty prostate—and let’s just say, things get… stimulating.

First up, a Booty Gang member writes in with questions about sex after prostate cancer, while another swears his prostate might be broken (spoiler: it’s not Amazon Prime, it doesn’t come with a warranty). And if that weren’t enough, a certain pig on the prowl checks in to let us know his prostate just got absolutely wrecked—but in the best possible way.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton slides into the weird and wonderful world of his prison DMs (apparently, orange really is the new black), while Dangilo shares a bloody IV situation that’ll make you clutch your pearls… or at least your veins.

Oh, and mark your calendars: Slutter Camp is happening August 30. If you’re not ready, now’s the time to stretch, hydrate, and maybe invest in a jockstrap or two.

As always, the guys wrap it all up with their “Love Language of the Week” — because after all the prostate poking, prison proposals, and IV drama, you’ll need a soft landing.

Welcome back to Butt Honestly, the only podcast where your butt dial might just end up on air. This week, someone reached out with a tragic tale: ChatGPT gave them…the runs. (Artificial intelligence, natural consequences.)

Our Butt Dials segment is bursting with goodies: an email from a nurse gives the 411 on a new PrEP medication, a listener having a hard time at a nude beach (emphasis on hard), and — because the universe loves us — a full-on booty call from an actual pig on the prowl.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton returns from his trip over the pound — that’s right, from West End musicals to steamy bathhouses, he’s been hitting all the cultural landmarks.

The guys dish on the Hollywood Bowl, give their review of Jesus Christ Superstar (spoiler: the Lord works in mysterious, jazz-handed ways), and wrap things up with their “Love Language of the Week” — because after all that, we all need a gentle cuddle.

Warning: Listening may result in spontaneous laughter, inappropriate beach thoughts, and the uncontrollable urge to slather yourself in Gun Oil while singing show tunes.

This week on Butt Honestly, Dr. Carlton is packing more than just his suitcase as he gears up for a cheeky trip to London — and that's just his first stop! Meanwhile, Dangilo tries to keep things grounded.

The boys dive into the deep end with a conversation about pronouns and why language matters, before answering a question about fissures — from someone who doesn’t even listen to the show (rude, but okay). They take a bit go a serious turn as they unpack the emotional toll lose and overdose.

Then, just when you think your cheeks have dried — we’re back to steamy territory. This week’s Hit It or Quit It gets wild with tales of bathroom BJs (public plumbing, anyone?), sketchy Aussie sexcapades, chastity cages (yes, we’re locked in), sensual massage parties, and a little something special from Black’s Beach. Sun, sand, and... submission?

They wrap things up, as always, with their “Love Language of the Week” — a soft landing after a very hard ride.

So plug in, lube up, and loosen your grip on reality — Episode 57 is serving sex, substance, and just the right amount of sass. 🎙️🍑

Hello Booty Gang! Buckle those harnesses and hydrate—because this week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are back from their San Diego Pride escapades! Both of our favorite butt men marched their way through the Pride parade and into more than a few steamy situations after dark. From wild nightlife stories to daytime parade dazzle, you’ll get the full rainbow-colored rundown—naked bits and all.

Dr. Carlton trades in his jockstrap for some theater critique and dishes on Noises Off at the Old Globe (yes, she’s cultured and kinked)

This week’s listener Q&A about switching between Truvada and Descovy. Is it safe? Does it provide the same level of protection? We have your answer.

PLUS: The latest update in the ever-evolving Trampaige saga!

And as always, we wrap it up with our Love Language of the Week

Whether you're listening from a sling, your car, or while pretending to do work at your desk—this one’s a ride you don’t want to miss.

Welcome back, Booty Gang, to another eye-opening episode of BUTT HONESTLY

This week, the boys are lubed up and locked in with a butt dial from a listener who signs off as Confused in Connecticut—he’s in his first monogamous relationship and wondering if he's doing it right... or if he is the red flag. Dr. Carlton and Dangilo give their unfiltered thoughts, therapy-adjacent advice, and probably make it worse (in the best way).

The guys welcome a very special guest: Leo Herrera—filmmaker, activist, queer historian, and author of POST and (analong) Cruising. Get ready for a raw, sexy, and deeply intellectual kiki about preserving queer culture, pleasure activism, and why the ghosts of our queer ancestors are probably rolling their eyes at your text game.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Butt Honestly without a new crop of Hit It and Quit It questions that'll leave you clutching your pearls and your prep. Topics this week include everything from topping fatigue to anal ambition and one listener who just wants to know if his dick has too much charisma.

The boys wrap it all up with their Love Language of the Week—because nothing says romance like overanalyzing your emotional availability between butt stuff convos. 💞

So sit back and press play—because this episode is giving you education, entertainment, and a little bit of existential thirst. 🧠🍆💦

https://www.amazon.com/Analog-Cruising-Manual-Leo-Herrera/dp/B0DJGPQYLC

Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, the podcast where no hole goes unexplored and no topic is too taboo! 🩺🍑

This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo are back with another episode full of the kind of honesty only a queer medical professional and a guy who has done stuff...lots of stuff can provide. The Butt Dials are ringing off the hook:

📬 A letter from an ER nurse looking for real talk about compassionate care in queer spaces (Dr. Carlton takes it verypersonally—in the best way).

💋 A listener dealing with post-hookup cold sore chaos is looking for answers—and mouthwash.

💉 And a Specialist Level Booty Gang member gets down and dirty asking about Dr. Carlton’s TriMix Kit—because why not turn your dick into a syringe-based science experiment?

PLUS, it’s time to bend over and confess, because there’s a new batch of juicy READY SET CONFESSstories!

The guys also dish on their San Diego Pride plans—glitter, harnesses, questionable decisions—and break down the do’s and don’ts of straight people entering queer spaces(spoiler: don’t act like you’re at a bachelorette party in a petting zoo).

Come for the science, stay for the sass.

Press play and remember: if you can’t laugh at yourself... call in and let us do it for you.

Welcome back, Booty Gang! Episode 53 of Butt Honestly is dripping with steamy stories, heartfelt questions, and some... creative uses of pool toys. Dr. Carlton is fresh off another veryhands-on pool party, while Dangilo had a weekend so wholesome it practically needs a halo emoji.

This week’s mailbag is bursting with goodies:

📱 A listener in India wants to up his BJ game

💋 A straight woman is looking to curate a little gay magic

🍆 A Wilton Manors hottie has questions about C-rings and how not to lose one mid-thrust

And you know what’s back? That’s right: HIT IT AND QUIT IT returns with more fire than a bottom after Taco Tuesday. Topics include:

1️⃣ Topping performance anxiety in open relationships

2️⃣ How big is big enough before your first bottoming adventure?

3️⃣ Favorite cock sizes—don’t act like you’re not curious

4️⃣ Numbing creams: pleasure enhancer or vibe killer?

5️⃣ Is mixing PrEP + Viagra risky with high blood pressure?

🧻 And the age-old question: can you un-loosen a loose hole?

PLUS, a heartstring-tugging letter from a listener in love with their best friend. Should they shoot their shot or just keep scrolling?

We wrap it all up with a spicy READY SET CONFESS, and of course, your favorite weekly cuddle: Love Language of the Week.

Whether you're rock-hard or soft-hearted, this episode is serving knowledge, nonsense, and just the right amount of nipple play. Hit play, and let’s get honest—butt honestly. 🍑🎧

Hello, Booty Gang! Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where your favorite butt-educated besties, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo, once again dive deep—sometimes too deep—into the hard-hitting (and occasionally soft-nippled) questions you’ve been dying to ask.

This week, things get… sensitive. We start off by addressing a message from a very well-endowed listener (humble brag much?) who’s finding it emotionally hard to connect with bottoms—yes, size can be a blessing and a curse. The guys unpack that dilemma with compassion, sass, and the perfect amount of lube.

Then, we take a quick pit stop at Fiber Town—because one listener wants to know just how much is too much ?

From there, we crank up the kink with a question about "wired nips"—and we’re not talking Bluetooth-enabled areolas, folks. Whether you’re curious, confused, or just a fan of a good chest zap, Dr. Carlton has thoughts... and a safe word.

And just when you thought modern dating couldn’t get any worse, the guys break down a brand-new toxic trend: “Floodlighting.” Is it love bombing’s messier cousin? Is it gaslighting in booty shorts? Either way, beware the man who overshares on date one.

As always, we round things out with your favorite weekly check-in: the Love Language of the Week—because even in the chaos, there’s room for connection, care, and maybe a well-timed cuddle after a fiber-fueled night.

Plug in and prep up, fam—this one’s a wild ride with a high-fiber finish! 🍑💡💥