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Delusional Bitch Juice

Delusional Bitch Juice

By: Heather Nations and Chloe Hyde
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Why waste time pretending you don’t care about celebrity drama, reality TV meltdowns, and chaotic fashion trends? We fully embrace being delusional, dramatic, and way too invested—so you don’t have to do it alone. Think of us as your group chat that never sleeps: decoding Love Island lingo, rating celebrity feuds like they’re Olympic sports, and oversharing way too much about girl life in the process. It’s unhinged, it’s unserious, and it’s exactly the distraction you’ve been looking for.Heather Nations and Chloe Hyde Social Sciences
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  • 58: Charleston Dreams, Lana Del Rey Drama & Taylor’s Sparkly Orange Era
    Aug 20 2025

    On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather reunites with Mikayla, the original DBJ host, for a full-circle catch-up! Mikayla spills all about her big move from St. Louis to Charleston—from gut feelings and woo-girl energies to the realities of moving cross-country as a mom and influencer. We talk about coastal cities, content creation, and what it’s really like trying to stand out in Charleston’s creator scene.

    Then, we dive into the pop culture chaos of the week:

    • The messy Lana Del Rey vs. Ethel Cain feud and why it’s giving déjà vu of Sabrina vs. Olivia.

    • Taylor Swift announcing her 12th album The Life of a Showgirl—and why her “sparkly orange era” might change everything.

    • Whether Sabrina Carpenter has what it takes to be the next pop queen—or if Taylor’s crown is untouchable.

    If you’ve ever debated whether moving to a coastal city makes you a better influencer, or just love a little pop star drama and Taylor Swift theories, this one’s for you.

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    [00:00] – Welcome back, Mikayla! The OG delusional bitch returns[01:00] – Why Mikayla is leaving St. Louis for Charleston[05:30] – The hardest parts of moving cross-country as a mom[12:00] – Is Charleston forever or a stepping stone to Chicago?[16:00] – Collab Club updates + coastal creator life[19:00] – Charleston vibes: food, fashion & King Street[24:00] – St. Louis vs Charleston food scene[32:00] – Podcast platforms: Podcastle vs Descript[33:00] – Lana Del Rey vs Ethel Cain: the feud explained[46:00] – Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl[55:00] – Sabrina Carpenter collab & the future of pop girlies[59:00] – When’s Taylor’s downfall coming? Who’s next in line?[1:00:00] – Mikayla’s official move date + Charleston sendoff

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    58 mins
  • 57: Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Good Jeans’ Backlash, TikTok Growth Hacks, & Love Is Blind in St. Louis
    Aug 11 2025

    On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Heather is holding it down while Chloe takes some “Marriage Time Off,” bringing in special guest Sofia to spill insider TikTok growth hacks. Learn exactly how she broke out of the 300-view slump, the hashtags and posting times that trigger the algorithm, and why engagement beats followers for going viral in 2025.

    We break down the Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle “Good Jeans” campaign backlash — including the eugenics controversy, the fashion PR response, and how brand scandals can actually boost stock prices. Then, we dive into why Millennial nostalgia dominates 2025 entertainment (Freaky Friday, Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls) and why “comfort content” is our collective coping mechanism.

    Other hot topics:

    • No clear “Song of the Summer” for 2025 — what’s replacing the era of Espresso and Peaches?

    • The weird, silent moment at a Bad Bunny concert and why fans are calling it “creepy vibes.”

    • Love Is Blind casting in St. Louis: dating scene realities, Main Street & Westport date night ideas, and why our city is a hidden gem for reality TV.

    • Retail chaos stories from Missouri’s Tax-Free Weekend — including line drama, in-store shortages, and online vs. brick-and-mortar shopping.

    Timestamps:
    [0:00] – Heather’s solo intro + guest Sofia
    [5:10] – Sydney Sweeney “Good Jeans” ad explained
    [15:22] – Why Millennial nostalgia rules 2025
    [20:45] – How to beat the TikTok algorithm
    [39:12] – Where’s the Song of the Summer?
    [45:30] – Creepy vibes at a Bad Bunny concert
    [55:50] – Love Is Blind in St. Louis
    [1:05:40] – Best local date spots


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    49 mins
  • 56: Coldplay CEO Scandal, Sheena Shay’s Cheating Reveal, & Beyond the Villa Breakdown
    Jul 19 2025

    Chloe’s flying solo this week with a deep dive into the wildest pop culture headlines and reality TV chaos. First up: a Coldplay kiss cam moment exposes a CEO and his head of HR—Chloe breaks down the viral video and the fallout. Then, she reacts to Sheena Shay’s bombshell reveal that Brock cheated during her pregnancy (yep, it’s in the book).

    Plus, Chloe recaps the premiere of Love Island: Beyond the Villa and gives her take on the Kaylor vs. Liv feud, glam squad drama, and who’s actually built for reality TV long-term.


    (00:00) Intro: Chloe Takes the Mic
    Heather’s off this week, and Chloe is running the show solo—brace yourself.

    (00:46) Annabelle & the Paranormal Death
    A paranormal investigator dies after touring with the real Annabelle doll. Is it the doll? Is it a PR stunt? Chloe weighs in.

    (02:01) Coldplay Kiss Cam & HR Scandal
    A CEO and his head of HR get exposed at a Coldplay concert. The kiss cam catches more than affection—there’s a whole HR nightmare.

    (06:31) The Valley: Janet, Jax & the Fan Accusation
    Chloe breaks down the group dynamics on The Valley, Danny’s drinking, and why everyone’s turning on Janet.

    (13:46) Sheena’s Cheating Bombshell
    Sheena reveals Brock cheated on her while she was pregnant. Chloe questions the timing and whether it’s all for book sales.

    (18:11) Nepo Babies & Rent Drama on Next Gen NYC
    From Charlie’s shady associates to Ava Dash’s eviction, Chloe dives into who's actually rich and who's faking it in NYC.

    (21:31) Beyond the Villa: Love Island Gets a Spinoff
    Chloe shares her thoughts on Beyond the Villa, why it's working, and how it could evolve into a summer-house-style staple.

    (25:01) Kaylor vs. Liv: Lies, Glam, and Birthday Shade
    The full breakdown of the Kaylor vs. Liv feud—starting with a camera, ending with a party snub. Chloe connects the dots.

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    39 mins
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