Episodes

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Review

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Review
    May 10 2024
    If you agree or disagree with the words coming out of our mouths you should most definitely come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you think you can handle more unhingedness you should go check out our review of Tarot! https://youtu.be/tX6atUvGhdk?si=GklrruyBftJpvVWR Go watch our NEW news segments that are released M-Th: Monday: https://youtu.be/54l7XbXZjzo?si=vYOQe-744ZVUpZmz Tuesday: https://youtu.be/oiVaNQTaFWg?si=t8NSzsAzA6fGmU9N Wednesday: https://youtu.be/5fpzb7-SQ3A?si=cDapappaKw_X6UiH Thursday: https://youtu.be/vHAP05IrGjg?si=dwsP4UlrPWJdT3wf 00:00 - Start 05:00 – Tarot revisited in Criticless 07:26 -- Critic Score Guesses 17:55 - Spoiler Free Review 31:57 - Spoiler Discussion 1:11:14 - Critic Scores Review We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Tarot, the review... you will need tarot cards to guess our scores...

    Tarot, the review... you will need tarot cards to guess our scores...
    May 3 2024
    Tarot is directed by Spenser Cohen; written by Nicholas Adams, Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg; starring Olwen Fouéré, Avantika Avantika, Jacob Batalon, Humberly González, Harriet Slater, Larsen Thompson and Wolfgang Novogratz If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. Want to see how the podcast goes if Matts not here? Watch last weeks review of Boy Kills World: https://youtu.be/NbttTS-gkaI 00:00 - Start 2:48 - What Were Watching 34:43 - Boy Vs World revisited 38:29 - Tarot Overview 42:20 - Spoiler Free Review 48:23 - Critic Score Guesses 52:19 - Spoiler Discussion 1:21:30 - Critic Scores Review 1:25:00 - Sex in Horror 1:33:18 - Send Off Songs What We've Been Watching Chris – The Bear S2 and Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scar Giver Matt – Rise AND War of the Planet of the Apes as well as Idiocracy Blaine – Late Night With the Devil Send Off Songs Blaine – Freakin by Binki Matt – Bang Ya Head by Wargasm (UK) feat Fred Durst Chris – Carry On by Grayson Hamm We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Boy Kills World, Best Movie of 2024??

    Boy Kills World, Best Movie of 2024??
    Apr 27 2024
    Boy Kill World is by Directed by Moritz Mohr, Screenplay by Tyler Burton Smith, Arend Remmers, and Mortiz Mohr, Starring Bill Skarsgard and Famke Janssen If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you think you can handle how unhinged we are you should check out our review of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. 00:00 - Start 02:27 - What is Challengers? 07:25 - What Weve Been Watching 31:35 - Movie Details 36:00 - Critic Score Guesses 38:55 - Criticless Sliders 45:00 - Spoiler Free Review 54:56 - Spoiler Discussion 1:23:41 - Critic Scores Review 1:30:35 - Send Off Songs What We've Been Watching Blaine – The Bear and Repo Man (1984) Chris – Salton Sea and Come and See Send Off Songs Blaine – Hot Damn by Paul Cauthen Chris – Top Notch by Manchester Orchestra We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Unhinged Review

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Unhinged Review
    Apr 22 2024
    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is by Directed by Guy Ritchie Directed, Screenplay by Guy Ritchie, Arash Amel, Paul Tamasy, and Eric Johnson, Starring Henry Cavill, Eiza Gonzalez, Alan Ritchson, Henry Golding, Babs Olusanmokun and more! If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you think you can handle how unhinged we are you should check out our completely off the scale review of Ghostbuster (2016). https://youtu.be/GWz5qJo2qKo?si=lixmX3JrfCvrj-PJ 00:00 - Start 04:17 - What Were Watching 44:34 - Movie Details 49:40 - Critic Score Guesses 53:53 - Spoiler Free Review 1:10:12 - Spoiler Discussion 1:40:24 - Critic Scores Review 1:53:34 - Send Off Songs What We've Been Watching Blaine – Fallout and Dream Scenario Matt – Planet of the Apes and Rise of the Apes Chris – Signal and Next Send Off Songs Blaine – Oysters in My Pocket by Royal Otis Matt – Castle of Glass by Linkin Park Chris – Fool 4 U by Cold Fronts We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    1 min
  • Ghostbusters Answer the Call: Best Movie EVER

    Ghostbusters Answer the Call: Best Movie EVER
    Apr 10 2024
    Ghostbusters is Directed by Paul Feig play written by Katie Dippold, Paul Feig, and Ivan Reitman, Starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kane McKinnon, and Leslie Jones. If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you want to see our thoughts on Monkey Man you should check out our review! https://youtu.be/85smjLOqh3M?si=TUxeKyOjWpzbKFLg 00:00 - Start 02:07 - Ghostbusters Details 04:34 - Critic Score Guesses 08:00 - Spoiler Free Review 10:30 - Spoiler Discussion 42:59 - Critic Scores Review 48:45 - Send Off Songs Send Off Songs Blaine – Barely on My Mind by The Regrets Matt – If You Cant Hang by Sleeping with Sirens Chris – Human Nature by Yacht Club We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    53 mins
  • There's NO Monkeying Around in Monkey Man, The Review

    There's NO Monkeying Around in Monkey Man, The Review
    Apr 5 2024
    Monkey Man is Directed by Dev Patel, Screenplay written by Paul Angunawela, John Collee and Dev Patel, Starring Dev Patel, Sharlto Copley, Pitobash, Vipin Sharma, and Sikandar Kher. If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you want to see our thoughts on big hairy apes and large reptiles check out our review of Godzilla x Kong! https://youtu.be/M2Bxgc1LOhE 00:00 - Start 03:35 - Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire revisited 06:53 - Critic Score Guesses 11:17 - Criticless Sliders 16:17 - Spoiler Free Review 24:24 - Spoiler Discussion 44:06 - Technical Difficulties 47:41 - Critic Scores Review 48:26 - Send Off Songs Send Off Songs Blaine – Nothing Matters by Last Dinner PArty Matt – Overcompensate by Twenty One Pilots Chris – Alright by Ekkstasy We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    51 mins
  • Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Review, This is how Chris gets canceled

    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Review, This is how Chris gets canceled
    Mar 29 2024
    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is Directed by Adam Wingard, Screenplay by Terry Rossio, Simon Barrett and Jeremy Slater, Starring Rebecca Hall, Brian Tyree Henry, Dan Stevens, and Kaylee Hottle If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. If you think you can handle how unhinged we are you should check out our review of Ghostbuster: A Frozen Empire! https://youtu.be/HaW7otNPDQ0 00:00 - Start 02:45 – What Chris is Watching 19:13 – What Matt is Watching 28:59 – What Blaine is Watching 48:00 – Ghostbuster Frozen Empire revisited 48:58 -- Critic Score Guesses 54:05 - Spoiler Free Review 54:05 - Spoiler Discussion 1:14:15 - Critic Scores Review 1:22:12 - Send Off Songs What We've Been Watching Chris – Damsel and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Matt – X-Men ‘97 and Leprechaun Blaine – Road House, Road House and Prischilla Send Off Songs Blaine – When The Shit Goes Down by Cypress Hill Matt – Hell’s Coming With Me by Poor Mans Poison Chris – Docket by Blond Shell We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Don't believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Piecing Together Lisa Frankenstein, the Review

    Piecing Together Lisa Frankenstein, the Review
    Mar 29 2024
    Lisa Frankenstein is Directed by Zelda Williams, Screenplay written by Diablo Cody, Music by Isabella Summers, Starring Kathryn Newton, Cole Sprouse, Liza Soberano and Henry Eikenberry If you agree or disagree with us you should come share your opinions on the movies and shows we are talking about on https://Criticless.com or download the app on both Apple and Google stores. 0:00 - Start 05:17 - RT Score Guesses 09:04 - Spoiler Free Review 14:50 - Spoiler Discussion 46:49 - Critic Scores Review 52:35 - Send Off Songs Send Off Songs Blaine - Pretending by Goldie Boutilier Matt - If I Were The Devil by Colby Acuff Chris - Marlboro Man by Kyle Brew We also have some sweet swag that can easily be yours! Dont believe me? Check it out = https://shop.criticless.com/products/
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    58 mins