Zach is back from Boy's Weekend and he is...surviving. The boys agree that age 25 is when nature tells you that hangovers are not sustainable. Caitlin Clark not being named to USA Basketball for the Olympics in Paris has people in a frenzy...again. Ken thinks CC's fans are a cult, Zach admits he wants her on the Olympic team because she's all he cares about in women's hoops. Speaking of hoops, the Celtics are just deeper and better than the Mavericks. Boston is crushing Dallas and Jayson Tatum doesn't need to be a superstar to win his first ring. And that's just fine. Thank God for Sergei Bobrovsky. He's why the Florida Panthers beat the terrifying Edmonton Oilers to begin the Stanley Cup Final. Watching the Oilers skate...it's a nightmare. Long overdue, it's time to give miniature golf its flowers. What an underappreciated sport that needs more adult-only options. Give us a challenge.

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Ken and Zach swap stories about the late legend Howard Schnellenberger, and also scold the College Football Hall of Fame for not considering him for induction. Caitlin Clark has made people absolutely lose their minds after the Indiana Fever - Chicago Sky hipcheck fiasco. The exaggerated reaction comes off as racist...but maybe more sexist. Pat McAfee and his "white bitch" comment about Clark is all-time dumb, while Stephen A. Smith taking credit for the careers of his women First Take contributors is extremely disrespectful. The Edmonton Oilers rally song is wildly corny as the Florida Panthers prepare for a Stanley Cup Final where, once again, the TV media presenting it will be pulling hard for the opponent, specificaly Connor McDavid and Edmonton. We have more Panthers geography controversy, as another prominent media members wonders why he's receiving pushback when declaring the Panthers are in Miami. Finally, Dr. Pepper is the new No. 2 soda. Ken and Zach know nobody who drinks Dr. Pepper regularly. They rank their favorite sodas.

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Ken and Zach open the show discussing their bizarre dreaming patterns. Before they dig in, the guys bask in the success of the Florida Panthers Game 5 win. Who would you rather start a franchise with: Jayson Tatum/Jaylen Brown or Luka Doncic/Kyrie Irving? Ken and Zach aren't even sure it's a debate: Luka/Kyrie. Stephen A Smith calling Kawhi Leonard a "nightmare" got Ken thinking about personal sports nightmares. After detailing the Cubs 2016 World Series as his living nightmare, Ken details why the constant, speculative nature of Tua's media orbit, especially in a contract time, is a total nightmare. The guys also pick out the most notable recent nightmares of the Heat, Panthers, Marlins & Dolphins. Ken and Zach are pumped for the NBA Finals and grade their excitement for the series. The SEC is starting a reality documentary show. What would an ACC version be called? The guys take listener suggestions. A social media post about the "insane" location of the Panthers' Amerant Arena inspires to boys to rank the accessibility of each South Florida sports venue. Finally, Ken debuts his puppy to the world.

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