Episodes

  • Episode 9: Transmitting from Roswell, NM
    Jul 7 2025

    We went to the Roswell UFO Festival and it was everything we hoped it would be, if a bit hot. Hear our recap here.


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    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, Nico, and Shavana.

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    17 mins
  • Episode 8: How Roswell became Roswell
    Jun 30 2025

    Roswell started as a spy story but quickly mutated into a science fiction thriller with government cover ups, otherworldly technology, and alien invaders.


    The ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ starts this Thursday, July 3!!!! Guest speakers ⁠⁠listed here⁠⁠.


    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠⁠⁠⁠.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, Nico, and Shavana.

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    18 mins
  • Episode 6: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!
    Jun 16 2025

    If aliens are visiting us, it means they have probably figured out how to travel faster than light. But wait! How does one travel faster than light?


    3 weeks left until the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠⁠⁠⁠! Guest speakers ⁠listed here⁠.


    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠⁠⁠.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, Nico, and Shavana.

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    20 mins
  • Episode 5: What the government knows about UFOs
    Jun 9 2025

    The government knows about the existence of UFOs. They've told us as much. But are they telling us everything? What are they holding back? We try to get to the bottom of it in today's episode.

    4 weeks left until the ⁠⁠⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠⁠⁠! Guest speakers listed here.

    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠⁠.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, and Nico.

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    15 mins
  • Episode 3: Don't bother the crops, don't bother the cows, don't bother the humans
    May 26 2025

    Want to take a ride on an alien ship? What kind of things do aliens get up to when they visit Earth? Let's cover crop circles, livestock mutilation, and the eight phases of a human abduction experience.

    6 weeks left until the ⁠⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠⁠!

    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠


    ⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, and Nico.

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    17 mins
  • Episode 2: Oumuamua, the first known interstellar object to visit our solar system
    May 19 2025

    In October 2017 a mysterious object roared into our solar system at a speed of one hundred ninety six THOUSAND miles per hour and it was HUGE.

    7 weeks left until the ⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠!

    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

    ⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠


    ASWP background music is available everywhere as well.

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠

    Writer/Host: ⁠Jesse Barben⁠

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, and Pierre

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    13 mins
  • Episode 1: The Top 3 Aliens
    May 12 2025

    Kicking things off with a talk about the types of aliens who are (possibly) visiting Earth: Greys, Nordic, and Reptilian aliens.

    8 weeks left until the Roswell UFO Festival!

    You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram,and YouTube at:

    https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast

    Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: aswppodcast@gmail.com

    Writer/Host: Jesse Barben

    Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, andPierre

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    16 mins
  • Aliens Should Wear Pants: The Trailer
    Apr 30 2025

    Aliens Should Wear Pants is an all-ages podcast about aliens, unidentified anomalous phenomena, and outer space, where we take an open-minded but critical look at all things extraterrestrial. We’ll also be counting down to the Roswell UFO festival in Roswell, New Mexico. Hosted by comedian Jesse Barben.

    First episode drops on May 12, 2025.


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    1 min