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Episode 3: Don't bother the crops, don't bother the cows, don't bother the humans

Episode 3: Don't bother the crops, don't bother the cows, don't bother the humans

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Want to take a ride on an alien ship? What kind of things do aliens get up to when they visit Earth? Let's cover crop circles, livestock mutilation, and the eight phases of a human abduction experience.

6 weeks left until the ⁠⁠Roswell UFO Festival⁠⁠!

You can find Aliens Should Wear Pants on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube at:

⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/aswppodcast⁠⁠


⁠ASWP background music is available everywhere as well⁠.

Contact Aliens Should Wear Pants: ⁠⁠aswppodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠

Writer/Host: ⁠⁠Jesse Barben⁠⁠

Additional contributions by Linus, Davey, Violetta, and Nico.

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