• Episode 6 Part Two: The Penis Transplant List
    Sep 4 2025

    In this wild continuation, Andy and Kyle are joined again by the Nickster and Gay Cameron for Episode 6, Part Two of Absinthe Fathers. The crew rewinds to 2016 to tell the story of how a Trump rally led to front-row seats, signed merch and one unforgettable handshake. From political chaos to the bizarre reality of a "penis transplant list," the conversation swerves between outrageous confessions, relationship dynamics, late-night philosophizing and the kind of unfiltered banter you've come to expect.


    If you thought Part One was off the rails, buckle up — this one goes all the way.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 6 Part One: Gay Tech Support
    Aug 28 2025

    In this episode of Absinthe Fathers, Andy and Kyle are joined by two very different but equally chaotic guests—Nikki and Cameron—for a wild ride of stories, bits, and debates. From sneaker obsessions and old-school viral YouTube videos to Bartlesville gossip, dead body discoveries, and the invention of “Gay Tech Support,” no topic is off-limits.


    Expect arguments over stolen bikes, awkward family texts, police body cam conspiracies, and the male gaze vs. the male gays. Plus, we hear how Cameron may (or may not) have shaken hands with Donald Trump.

    It’s unfiltered, unpredictable and probably going to get us in trouble — just how we like it.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 5: Our Male Celebrity Crushes
    Aug 21 2025

    What do Tom Hanks, Paul Walker, Will Smith and Adam Driver have in common? They all come up in this wildly unfiltered episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy, Kyle and special guest Ashlee dive into their most surprising celebrity crushes (male and female), play the world's most chaotic word association game and somehow end up debating South Park, Trump's AI wiener, low testosterone, Ron Jeremy and Oklahoma’s rank in education.


    Along the way, we swap embarrassing stories, talk about Ashley's shift from music to teaching journalism, and unravel what makes certain celebrities so magnetic — even if they're problematic. It's part nostalgia trip, part drunken philosophy and part therapy session fueled by bad absinthe and worse decisions.


    Grab a drink (preferably not with a bug in it), and hang out with us as we celebrate Andy's birthday, roast each other's taste in crushes and prove once again that Absinthe Fathers will talk about literally anything.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 4: I'm a man, I'm 40
    Aug 14 2025

    It’s official: Andy’s 40, Kyle’s still not, and the Absinthe Fathers are celebrating with a pint of Guinness (straight from Dublin) and a healthy dose of existential dread. This episode is a chaotic mix of midlife reflections, Irish travel stories, Guinness appreciation, climbing an un-climbable mountain, awkward run-ins with locals, and a deep dive into “Lost” theories.


    We also detour into GoldenEye fights, project car disasters, pandemic nostalgia and a conspiracy-laced round of “This is America.” It’s absurd, it’s sincere, it’s full of random tangents — exactly what you came here for.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 3: Circus Pianists
    Aug 7 2025

    In this absolutely unhinged episode of Absinthe Fathers, Andy and Kyle welcome their very first guest — Michael, the mysterious friend who shows up and shows out. Fueled by absinthe and nostalgia, the trio dives into blind rankings of questionable people (yes, including Disney Adults and the Viet Cong), Amish home tours, cursed candies, white people's opinions on Kendrick Lamar and the spiritual trauma of second-grade career day.


    Also: Kyle wants to see every famous guy's wiener (for science), Michael almost steals an Amish baby and Andy reveals a heartless elementary school teacher crushed his childhood dream of becoming a knight. We close with a soulful reflection on The Righteous Gemstones, ministry trauma, dream jobs and…uh…eating the p word on a plate?


    It’s chaotic. It’s offensive. It’s borderline educational.


    We may never be allowed back in church or the Nowata Country Club again.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Episode 2: Kick Him in the Nuts
    Jul 31 2025

    Kyle drinks a 12-pack and spirals into a hilarious existential crisis about respect, friendship, and sacred nut-kicking diplomacy. Andy tries to play therapist but ends up co-hosting a divine Dungeons & Dragons one-shot where Kyle’s choices are... unfortunate. We discuss loyalty, photography, parenting in the age of TikTok, and how to win Godzilla on VHS. Plus: the Workaholics broke Kyle’s heart, Star Wars opinions no one asked for, and a perfectly reasonable idea for a local "Whose Butt Is It Anyway?" calendar.


    If you’ve ever wanted to kick a cultist in the nuts in the name of Jesus, this one’s for you.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Episode 1: Apocalypse Licker
    Jul 24 2025

    Welcome to the inaugural episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy and Kyle dive headfirst into the absurd and relatable, starting with their questionable choice of "apocalypse liquor" — a truly vile bottle of absinthe saved for the end times. From Kyle’s retired rap career to the personal life of their friend Cameron, no topic is off-limits. They explore the unspoken bond forged when both father and son share the humbling experience of sharting, contemplate suing a "B-tier local magazine" for stealing their work and ponder the mysteries of lawn obsession, parenting mishaps and cowboy boots. Tune in for chaotic storytelling, niche humor and conversations you'd never dare have with your own dad.

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    1 hr and 3 mins