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Absinthe Fathers

Absinthe Fathers

By: Kyle and Andy
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Welcome to Absinthe Fathers, the podcast where Kyle and Andy sip through conversations about anything, everything and all the weirdness in between. Join two friends — and occasional guests — as they navigate life, fatherhood, pop culture, questionable choices and the constant quest to avoid becoming bad dads. Pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head in mild disbelief. Remember, parenting advice here is purely accidental.Three First Studios Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Episode 6 Part Two: The Penis Transplant List
    Sep 4 2025

    In this wild continuation, Andy and Kyle are joined again by the Nickster and Gay Cameron for Episode 6, Part Two of Absinthe Fathers. The crew rewinds to 2016 to tell the story of how a Trump rally led to front-row seats, signed merch and one unforgettable handshake. From political chaos to the bizarre reality of a "penis transplant list," the conversation swerves between outrageous confessions, relationship dynamics, late-night philosophizing and the kind of unfiltered banter you've come to expect.


    If you thought Part One was off the rails, buckle up — this one goes all the way.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 6 Part One: Gay Tech Support
    Aug 28 2025

    In this episode of Absinthe Fathers, Andy and Kyle are joined by two very different but equally chaotic guests—Nikki and Cameron—for a wild ride of stories, bits, and debates. From sneaker obsessions and old-school viral YouTube videos to Bartlesville gossip, dead body discoveries, and the invention of “Gay Tech Support,” no topic is off-limits.


    Expect arguments over stolen bikes, awkward family texts, police body cam conspiracies, and the male gaze vs. the male gays. Plus, we hear how Cameron may (or may not) have shaken hands with Donald Trump.

    It’s unfiltered, unpredictable and probably going to get us in trouble — just how we like it.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 5: Our Male Celebrity Crushes
    Aug 21 2025

    What do Tom Hanks, Paul Walker, Will Smith and Adam Driver have in common? They all come up in this wildly unfiltered episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy, Kyle and special guest Ashlee dive into their most surprising celebrity crushes (male and female), play the world's most chaotic word association game and somehow end up debating South Park, Trump's AI wiener, low testosterone, Ron Jeremy and Oklahoma’s rank in education.


    Along the way, we swap embarrassing stories, talk about Ashley's shift from music to teaching journalism, and unravel what makes certain celebrities so magnetic — even if they're problematic. It's part nostalgia trip, part drunken philosophy and part therapy session fueled by bad absinthe and worse decisions.


    Grab a drink (preferably not with a bug in it), and hang out with us as we celebrate Andy's birthday, roast each other's taste in crushes and prove once again that Absinthe Fathers will talk about literally anything.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
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